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(ABC)   Vuvuzelas banned from the World Cup? THIS IS AN OUTRABWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 102
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2014-06-05 09:51:20 AM  
I believe this requires the Hero tag
 
2014-06-05 10:29:26 AM  
Good.
 
2014-06-05 10:31:27 AM  
fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...
 
2014-06-05 10:33:18 AM  
Those things are stupid and obnoxious and so are the people who use them.
 
2014-06-05 10:46:18 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2014-06-05 10:53:41 AM  

Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...


No amor para Peru?

media.townhall.com

O Colombia?

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-06-05 11:05:58 AM  
NOT THE BEES
 
2014-06-05 11:06:09 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]


That last one is Paraguay.
 
2014-06-05 11:06:59 AM  
Thank god. Those things are the work of SATAN himself.
 
2014-06-05 11:07:19 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]


Are Latinas worth the eventually stabbing and/or complete financial ruin?
 
2014-06-05 11:08:12 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]

That last one is Paraguay.



It's certainly a nice pair of something.
 
2014-06-05 11:08:18 AM  
I read the "BWHAAAAAA" in the headline as the horn from Inception.  Now THAT would be a great noisemaker.  Or take a page from Hockey's book and play it every time someone scores.
 
2014-06-05 11:09:56 AM  
dpoisn.com

I am of the opinion that they should be banned for the whole world, not just the cup.
 
2014-06-05 11:10:15 AM  
Just as long as they don't ban partially-clad boobies...
 
2014-06-05 11:11:57 AM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-05 11:13:58 AM  
Vuvuzelas and thunder sticks(or whatever their called) should be eradicated from the earth and/or the people who go to games and sit right behind you and use them.
And the "stand up" guy in front of me.
 
2014-06-05 11:14:09 AM  

ArkAngel: I believe this requires the Hero tag


durbnpoisn: I am of the opinion that they should be banned for the whole world, not just the cup.


These needed to be repeated.
 
2014-06-05 11:14:47 AM  

Professor Duck: NOT THE BEES


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-05 11:14:50 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]

That last one is Paraguay.


I realized it after I'd posted.

To atone, here's a picture of Colombian hooters:

www.bollywoodceleblist.com
 
2014-06-05 11:15:14 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?



O Colombia?


I wish I was her smartphone.
 
2014-06-05 11:15:47 AM  
Brazilian fans frequently unfurl gigantic flags of up to 8,000 square meters (86,000 square feet)

Two acre banners?
 
2014-06-05 11:15:51 AM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-06-05 11:18:22 AM  
i171.photobucket.com

/can we still bring flares?
 
2014-06-05 11:19:41 AM  

Cheron: Brazilian fans frequently unfurl gigantic flags of up to 8,000 square meters (86,000 square feet)

Two acre banners?


What's fun is that they're 86,000' x 1'.
 
2014-06-05 11:19:58 AM  
As long as I can still bring a case of these...

www.uline.com
 
2014-06-05 11:20:18 AM  

tricycleracer: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]

Are Latinas worth the eventually stabbing and/or complete financial ruin?


NO.
 
2014-06-05 11:20:47 AM  

BKITU: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 760x440]


I'll bet that's a lost PDQ Bach piece... and I hope it stays that way.
 
2014-06-05 11:25:43 AM  
usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-05 11:25:59 AM  
chopped.co.nz
 
2014-06-05 11:27:06 AM  
images.lolstream.com
 
2014-06-05 11:30:38 AM  
images.smh.com.au
 
kab
2014-06-05 11:35:30 AM  
Welcome to the world cup.  No fun allowed, thx.
 
2014-06-05 11:35:42 AM  

Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...


Goddamitsomuch.

Why do I come to Fark to have things shoot out my nose and get stuck in my windpipe and get sucked into my lungs? Why?

Too bad you already have TotalFark.
 
2014-06-05 11:36:15 AM  

tricycleracer: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]

Are Latinas worth the eventually stabbing and/or complete financial ruin?


Depends. As long as you recognize going in that you're no doubt sticking it in Crazy, you're in for an amazingly good, passionate time... while it lasts.

But it will not end well.
 
2014-06-05 11:36:59 AM  
Good.

CSB:
during the last World Cup I was staying at The Mirage in Las Vegas. My room was at the end of the very long hallway and you could tell who was watching the games as you could hear the BZZZZZZZZZZZ as you walked by the doors. For some reason that sound was the only thing that could make it through thick doors.
 
2014-06-05 11:39:16 AM  
 
2014-06-05 11:40:11 AM  

kab: Welcome to the world cup.  No fun allowed, thx.


But when the annoying BZZZZZZZZZ sound passes by "fun", drives another 100 miles goes past "annoying" and ends up in the land of "super farking annoying" it's not about fun being squashed.
 
2014-06-05 11:43:24 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com image 300x470]


I'd buzz her Vuvuzelas.
 
2014-06-05 11:44:32 AM  
They also banned something called the caxirola, which I guess is Brazils answer to the vuvuzela and just as annoying.
 
2014-06-05 11:44:35 AM  

wichitaleaf: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

O Colombia?

I wish I was her smartphone.


Oh for a powerful vibrate function.

And imagine if she has Skype installed & accidentally boob-dials someone?
 
2014-06-05 11:49:24 AM  
I can't post the link, because Fark's mobile app sucks donkey scrotum, but search Youtube for "Vuvuzela Hero".
 
2014-06-05 11:54:27 AM  

wichitaleaf: Vuvuzelas and thunder sticks(or whatever their called) should be eradicated from the earth and/or the people who go to games and sit right behind you and use them.
And the "stand up" guy in front of me.


Thunder sticks are at least a trivial fix.  One even SLIGHTLY sharp metal object and they stop being thunder anything.  All it takes is a paper clip thrust unobtrusively at just the right time and the noisy inconsiderate asshat behind you is less noisy, or at least has to use their voice and put effort into it.

Vuvuzelas are awful though.  They weren't bad when it was a few people using them, but they've hit critical mass and now they need to be stopped.  It's like going from an audience where maybe 10 guys have megaphones to an audience where 80% of the people have farking megaphones.

kab: Welcome to the world cup.  No fun allowed, thx.


Buying a ticket to watch a World Cup game entitles you to watch the game, not use incredibly loud noisemakers to draw attention to yourself because you can't go more than five minutes without making sure someone pays attention to you.
 
2014-06-05 11:57:28 AM  

Gonz: tricycleracer: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]

Are Latinas worth the eventually stabbing and/or complete financial ruin?

Depends. As long as you recognize going in that you're no doubt sticking it in Crazy, you're in for an amazingly good, passionate time... while it lasts.

But it will not end well.


CSB:  I met a Latina-American woman in the dealership waiting room when I was waiting for my car to be serviced.  I had an extra ticket to the DC United game that night, and so, probably because I was still drunk from the night before, asked this young lady if she would like to accompany me.  Long story short:  I practically farked her in the stands of RFK during the game, and so we left at HT and hightailed it to a hotel in downtown, where we shagged the night away.  Then I hid from her for months until she calmed down.  Scary, but fun!
 
2014-06-05 12:04:04 PM  
I'm wondering if I should bookmark this for later
 
2014-06-05 12:11:07 PM  
Thank God. When those things were first rolled out, I couldn't stand to watch the games due to the unrelenting blaring drone of those tools of Baphomet. I turned the sound off, but then I missed the commentary. Those things should be illegal, with the penalty of posession being one's choice of traditional Native American or Viet Cong tortures.
 
2014-06-05 12:17:04 PM  
Since midpoint isn't in this thread yet, let me post the details of the World Cup prediction mini-league he's set up for soccer/football Farkers:

 "The Fark Fitba Prediction League for the World Cup is now open - all welcome. A simple fun game to fill in the excitement gaps in [say] Switzerland Vs Ecuador, or Netherlands Vs. Spain.

Go to: http://predictor.talksport.co.uk

Please join under your Fark name or closest possible. Slapdash amateurism is very much in our idiom.

Search for our private mini-league: FD3AE-RFX

See the Talksports pages for help on making predictions.

We'll take scores from the 1st round of games commencing 12th June. If you miss this deadline don't worry, you won't be far behind the leaders.."
 
2014-06-05 12:25:31 PM  

BKITU: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 760x440]


I prefer this one, mostly for the forte notation.

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2014-06-05 12:29:52 PM  

kab: Welcome to the world cup.  No fun allowed, thx.


Oh, I don't know.  Brasil estimates there will as many as 1 million prostitutes and hures on hand for the tournament. Which is nice.
 
2014-06-05 12:41:25 PM  

tricycleracer: DjangoStonereaver: Notabunny: fta such as megaphones, hooters or vuvuzela horns, are forbidden.

Mmmmm... forbidden Brazilian hooters...

No amor para Peru?

[media.townhall.com image 400x230]

O Colombia?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x455]

Are Latinas worth the eventually stabbing and/or complete financial ruin?


Maybe someday I'll find out, I imagine it's definitely worth it
 
2014-06-05 12:43:44 PM  
In 2010:

FIFA President   responded, "we should not try to Europeanise an African World Cup ... that is what African and South Africa football is all about - noise, excitement, dancing, shouting and enjoyment"."

But on second thought, lets not step down to your level.
 
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