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(Deadspin)   Vin Scully fondly remembers Don Zimmer. Effortlessly priceless memories   (deadspin.com) divider line 14
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2014-06-05 10:33:31 PM  
Vin could describe an enema of hot asphalt and it would sound awesome
 
2014-06-05 11:32:35 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Vin could describe an enema of hot asphalt and it would sound awesome


officialvinscully.com

"So the doctor opened up the anal sphincter, and inserted the asphalt tube oh so gently, as Kershaw fires a fastball right past Tulowitzki. And the doctor, he looks at what he's done with this tube filled with this sticky black goop that's sticking out of this poor fellow's posterior, ball one wide to Tulo, and he starts wondering whether or not he had thought to apply any lubricant to the outside of it...."
 
2014-06-05 11:34:04 PM  
...annnnnnnd we're done here. Nice work gents.
 
2014-06-05 11:53:53 PM  

BKITU: Peter von Nostrand: Vin could describe an enema of hot asphalt and it would sound awesome



"So the doctor opened up the anal sphincter, and inserted the asphalt tube oh so gently, as Kershaw fires a fastball right past Tulowitzki. And the doctor, he looks at what he's done with this tube filled with this sticky black goop that's sticking out of this poor fellow's posterior, ball one wide to Tulo, and he starts wondering whether or not he had thought to apply any lubricant to the outside of it...."


Slow clap
 
2014-06-06 12:10:24 AM  

BKITU: Peter von Nostrand: Vin could describe an enema of hot asphalt and it would sound awesome

[officialvinscully.com image 486x275]

"So the doctor opened up the anal sphincter, and inserted the asphalt tube oh so gently, as Kershaw fires a fastball right past Tulowitzki. And the doctor, he looks at what he's done with this tube filled with this sticky black goop that's sticking out of this poor fellow's posterior, ball one wide to Tulo, and he starts wondering whether or not he had thought to apply any lubricant to the outside of it...."


Fav'ed. That was awesome.
 
2014-06-06 12:13:45 AM  

Arkanaut: BKITU: Peter von Nostrand: Vin could describe an enema of hot asphalt and it would sound awesome

[officialvinscully.com image 486x275]

"So the doctor opened up the anal sphincter, and inserted the asphalt tube oh so gently, as Kershaw fires a fastball right past Tulowitzki. And the doctor, he looks at what he's done with this tube filled with this sticky black goop that's sticking out of this poor fellow's posterior, ball one wide to Tulo, and he starts wondering whether or not he had thought to apply any lubricant to the outside of it...."

Fav'ed. That was awesome.


\o/
 
2014-06-06 12:27:12 AM  
[reads headline] ... Excuse me, is this a Fark thread or a Hallmark card?
[reads thread] ... Okay, Fark thread. Phew.
 
2014-06-06 01:01:10 AM  
So, because Vin is apparently the voice of EVERYTHING on Fark, who is the person who would be "sainted" to deliver his eulogy?
 
2014-06-06 01:29:05 AM  

fatalvenom: So, because Vin is apparently the voice of EVERYTHING on Fark, who is the person who would be "sainted" to deliver his eulogy?


Morgan Freeman, the only voice that could do it justice.

/Titty sprinkles.
 
2014-06-06 01:29:06 AM  

fatalvenom: So, because Vin is apparently the voice of EVERYTHING on Fark, who is the person who would be "sainted" to deliver his eulogy?


Can it be anyone other than Joe Buck?
 
2014-06-06 06:33:05 AM  
I've met Vin Scully. You, Farkers, are no Vin Scully. Not even the same ballpark. More than JUST a bit outside!
 
2014-06-06 08:12:01 AM  

fatalvenom: So, because Vin is apparently the voice of EVERYTHING on Fark, who is the person who would be "sainted" to deliver his eulogy?


You are looking live, at Vin Scully's funeral.  Hello, folks, I'm Brent Musberger, and with me is my ollllll' buddy, Jack Arute, and pardner...the two eulogies tonight are going head-to-head for all the Tostitos!
 
2014-06-06 08:44:17 AM  

vladimpaler: fatalvenom: So, because Vin is apparently the voice of EVERYTHING on Fark, who is the person who would be "sainted" to deliver his eulogy?

Can it be anyone other than Joe Buck?


Jay Mohr on Joe Buck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkCSZKbyL94
 
2014-06-06 09:57:00 AM  

UNC_Samurai: fatalvenom: So, because Vin is apparently the voice of EVERYTHING on Fark, who is the person who would be "sainted" to deliver his eulogy?

You are looking live, at Vin Scully's funeral.  Hello, folks, I'm Brent Musberger, and with me is my ollllll' buddy, Jack Arute, and pardner...the two eulogies tonight are going head-to-head for all the Tostitos!


You're a bad person, and you should feel bad. And you're going to hell.
 
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