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2014-06-05 12:06:36 AM
Dammit, now I have to go make a scene at my local restaurant. BRB
 
2014-06-05 12:16:09 AM
Jesus sure did hate tables.

You know...I don't think I've ever flipped a goddamn table. I'm a very violent person when it comes to inanimate objects, too. I feel incomplete now.
 
2014-06-05 12:27:02 AM
FARKyou... I'm out of here!!!!!!

/okay this is my reals last post... for reals
 
2014-06-05 12:29:27 AM
Jesus is taking the whole "keep the temple holy" thing way too far.

People need to be able to break large bills into small coins for donations. People need to be able to buy little birds for sacrifice. Some people get hungry and want to get a bite to eat while at the temple.

Settle the fark down, Josh.
 
2014-06-05 12:37:21 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com

/nice headline, LaBeoufmitter
 
2014-06-05 12:45:23 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus is taking the whole "keep the temple holy" thing way too far.

People need to be able to break large bills into small coins for donations. People need to be able to buy little birds for sacrifice. Some people get hungry and want to get a bite to eat while at the temple.

Settle the fark down, Josh.


The Lama Temple in Beijing caterers to those with no money at all.
/except for incense
 
2014-06-05 12:53:48 AM
io9 links are banned in my house. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
2014-06-05 12:56:23 AM
Stephen Colbert flipping a board game was hilarious.
 
2014-06-05 01:02:29 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus is taking the whole "keep the temple holy" thing way too far.

People need to be able to break large bills into small coins for donations. People need to be able to buy little birds for sacrifice. Some people get hungry and want to get a bite to eat while at the temple.

Settle the fark down, Josh.

The Lama Temple in Beijing caterers to those with no money at all.
/except for incense


The Chinese are also dirty, godless, queueless commies and I don't think Jesus would have approved of them.
 
2014-06-05 01:04:10 AM
jasonmillerdesign.com

/oblig
 
2014-06-05 03:53:16 AM

calbert: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 403x248]

/nice headline, LaBeoufmitter


Dude.
It's an emoticon that's been around for years. TVTropes didn't invent it.
 
2014-06-05 03:55:11 AM
We need a specialized emoji for Jesus flipping a table.
 
2014-06-05 04:03:32 AM

(╯°□°)╯︵  i301.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-05 04:04:43 AM
Best table flip ever:

Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman
 
2014-06-05 04:32:54 AM
Shouldn't this be in the Korean tab?
 
2014-06-05 05:02:26 AM

Cpl.D: (╯°□°)╯︵  [i301.photobucket.com image 175x130]


I love how he's all like "yep, flipping car.. hey wait, I need an antisway bar."
 
2014-06-05 05:19:15 AM
(╯°□°)╯︵ 8==D
 
2014-06-05 06:05:50 AM
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2014-06-05 06:11:34 AM
Much better than a super cut of pivot tables.
 
2014-06-05 06:14:59 AM
I've flipped a table before.

I lost a big poker hand. Suckout on the river. Guy gloated about it. So I raged.

I'm sure you all understand.

/alcohol was also involved
 
2014-06-05 06:34:48 AM
Well, there's a movie trope that never fails to make me roll my eyes.

*rolls eyes*
 
2014-06-05 06:40:15 AM
Why u speak in arab subby?  We only speak 'merican in these parts.
 
2014-06-05 06:52:09 AM
drumhellar: Best table flip ever: Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman

media2.giphy.com
 
2014-06-05 06:56:06 AM

toddalmighty: Stephen Colbert flipping a board game was hilarious.


media.giphy.com
 
2014-06-05 07:11:26 AM

drumhellar: Best table flip ever:

Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman


Came for this.

This will save you about seven minutes
 
2014-06-05 07:18:01 AM

drumhellar: Best table flip ever:

Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman


Yes.
 
2014-06-05 07:20:46 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-05 07:52:58 AM
31.media.tumblr.com

Seems like more of a casual push.
 
2014-06-05 08:06:03 AM

Sybarite: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Seems like more of a casual push.


For some reason that cracked me up.  It isnt that funny on its own but in the supercut it just worked.
 
2014-06-05 08:17:45 AM
(╯°□°)╯︵ img.fark.net
 
2014-06-05 08:26:49 AM

Ishkur: I've flipped a table before.

I lost a big poker hand. Suckout on the river. Guy gloated about it. So I raged.

I'm sure you all understand.

/alcohol was also involved


Never flipped a table.  Have done the body slam someone onto a table so it breaks thing.
 
2014-06-05 08:31:12 AM
Let's everyone just settle down, now. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
 
2014-06-05 08:40:01 AM
The best table flip of all time was in the Duran Duran Hungry Like a Wolf video.
 
2014-06-05 08:56:19 AM
Whar b Frank Costanza?!?  Need Frank flipping the tables laden with food before his Korean War flashback!

"These latkas are going like hotcakes!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rU5mpwJ6GU
 
2014-06-05 09:08:12 AM
In a spectacular display of clumsiness I may have once flipped a beer pong table during the very first round. I went to block an opponents bounced throw and caught the corner of the table with my arm.

/Resulted in a very soggy carpet
//Was glad we weren't playing in my room that night
 
2014-06-05 09:09:04 AM
Big Boy Caprice is upset he wasn't included and is upset he's looking for Generals and all he's got are foot soldiers.
 
2014-06-05 09:18:52 AM

Arachnophobe: Let's everyone just settle down, now. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)


NEVER!

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
 
2014-06-05 09:33:38 AM

the.squid: In a spectacular display of clumsiness I may have once flipped a beer pong table during the very first round. I went to block an opponents bounced throw and caught the corner of the table with my arm.

/Resulted in a very soggy carpet
//Was glad we weren't playing in my room that night


Beer pong is an outdoor sport, son.
 
2014-06-05 09:44:17 AM
I think this shows as much rage as a table flip.  Throwing the chair and monitor through the window works.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/140hymc.gif
 
2014-06-05 10:03:09 AM
For TV nominations,

img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Who ordered the tossed salad?
 
2014-06-05 10:34:22 AM

Lando Lincoln: Jesus sure did hate tables.

You know...I don't think I've ever flipped a goddamn table. I'm a very violent person when it comes to inanimate objects, too. I feel incomplete now.


I nailed a perfect one in school working on a buddy's student film. I think we destroyed the table in the process, but I managed to set up the shot, direct the scene, pull of the flip AND save my SKS from skidding across the floor in the process(It was a 'drug dealers playing cards and one's a cheater shot). I was very proud of how well that worked out. Even managed NOT to kill the camera. :-)

I don't like inanimate objects either, and have vented my frustration on walls doors and fences quite often, but never a table, either.
 
2014-06-05 10:34:52 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-05 10:36:20 AM

Arachnophobe: Let's everyone just settle down, now. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)


came for that, leaving with sticky pants
 
2014-06-05 11:01:21 AM

error 303: Arachnophobe: Let's everyone just settle down, now. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

NEVER!

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻


That's IT!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-05 11:44:25 AM

Arachnophobe: error 303: Arachnophobe: Let's everyone just settle down, now. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

NEVER!

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

That's IT!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡[i1126.photobucket.com image 354x68]



(/ .□.)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)
 
2014-06-05 11:45:32 AM
There is a table_flip in Watch_Dogs.
 
2014-06-05 12:05:01 PM

Lando Lincoln: Jesus sure did hate tables.


Maybe he's just pissed because some other carpenter developed plywood tables before him (0:25).
 
2014-06-05 12:22:52 PM
Table flipping?  YASUKO TO KENJI TIME!

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2014-06-05 01:20:39 PM
Ok I have been trying to make little Kawaii faces and I can't. I want to flip a table over it.
 
2014-06-05 02:04:44 PM
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