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(Sun News Network)   Toronto police charge man with committing an "indecent act" involving a cucumber at library   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 68
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2014-06-04 07:41:40 PM  
s27.postimg.org
 
2014-06-04 07:49:33 PM  
It could have been much worse.  It could have been a banana.
 
2014-06-04 07:50:11 PM  

bearded clamorer: [s27.postimg.org image 54x11]


Where' the "pickle incident" tag when you need it?
 
2014-06-04 08:01:07 PM  
I thought Rob Ford was in rehab.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-06-04 08:09:48 PM  
Y'see, this is the kind of thing that happens when your City Librarian decides she's had enough of your Council's shenanigans* and leaves the profession entirely.

When asked if Davis appeared threatening to the library staff or patrons, Hopkinson said he wasn't sure if there was any threat.

"I don't think he had any free hands to make any threat," the officer said.


And this is why Canada cops > US cops.


*Not that Jane said that to me, or anyone I'm aware of.  I'm speculating.
 
2014-06-04 08:14:44 PM  
He was trying to brine it?
 
2014-06-04 08:26:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: bearded clamorer: [s27.postimg.org image 54x11]

Where' the "pickle incident" tag when you need it?


I think this would best be termed a "pre-pickle" incident

/cuke 'em 'til they glow
 
2014-06-04 09:10:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Marcus Aurelius: bearded clamorer: [s27.postimg.org image 54x11]

Where' the "pickle incident" tag when you need it?

I think this would best be termed a "pre-pickle" incident

/cuke 'em 'til they glow


...then post 'em on the Fark.
 
2014-06-04 09:35:08 PM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-04 09:39:56 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-04 09:43:28 PM  
Mine's bigger than that...
 
2014-06-04 09:43:41 PM  
Farking Lahey....
 
2014-06-04 09:44:38 PM  
The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged

The internet has jaded me.  I thought it would be more ... goatse.
 
2014-06-04 09:44:51 PM  
Oh seriously I'm the first?

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-04 09:48:28 PM  
I see the PC's strategy of starving Ontario's mental healthcare are really paying off!
 
2014-06-04 09:50:34 PM  
Mr. Davis, with a cucumber, in the library.
 
2014-06-04 09:52:25 PM  
NOT the kind of bookworm I would have expected.
 
2014-06-04 09:53:41 PM  
And you Americans wonder who votes for Rob Ford.

/Hudak has this guy in the bag
//no that's not what I mean
///Hudak licks scrotums
 
2014-06-04 09:55:16 PM  
The really indecent part was the location of the second cucumber.
 
2014-06-04 09:56:09 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-06-04 09:56:34 PM  
"I don't think he had any free hands to make any threat," the officer said.

XD
 
2014-06-04 09:58:30 PM  

spamdog:


That was one of the epic threads of all time
 
2014-06-04 09:59:04 PM  
He was released of his own, uh, gourd.
 
2014-06-04 10:00:34 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged

The internet has jaded me.  I thought it would be more ... goatse.


Yeah, it doesn't sound like he was doing what I thought he was going to be doing with it.
 
2014-06-04 10:02:14 PM  
When cucumbers are outlawed, only outlaws will have salad.
 
2014-06-04 10:02:16 PM  
The Pickle Incident was Fark's 9/11.
 
2014-06-04 10:03:33 PM  
York Regional Police Const. Andy Pattenden also confirmed Davis was charged with mischief and an indecent act in a similar June 26, 2012, incident at a Markham, Ont., library.

Alrighty then.
 
2014-06-04 10:03:35 PM  
I'll just leave this one here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ha0V7XKRFs&feature=kp

Oooh - make your cucumber do one more number.
 
2014-06-04 10:07:41 PM  
Whatta jerk.
 
2014-06-04 10:10:40 PM  
"What happened to the pickle slicer?"
"She got fired."
 
2014-06-04 10:11:05 PM  

Arkanaut: Mr. Davis, with a cucumber, in the library.


came for this
 
2014-06-04 10:21:16 PM  
a1.s6img.com
 
2014-06-04 10:34:52 PM  
Could have been worse. Could have been Summer Sausage. Makes Shane Diesel look small.
 
2014-06-04 10:40:00 PM  
Maybe I won't have that cucumber salad.
 
2014-06-04 10:44:08 PM  
Also, the number of results one gets when one GISs "fu**s cucumber," is just astounding!
 
2014-06-04 10:46:10 PM  
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/just don't start calling me cucumberphobic now
 
2014-06-04 10:57:42 PM  

bdub77: Oh seriously I'm the first?


Good man.

// you, not the cuked up bassist...
 
2014-06-04 11:07:54 PM  
FTA

The man then started masturbating with one hand while holding a cucumber with his other hand, the officer alleged.

[Snip]

When asked if Davis appeared threatening to the library staff or patrons, Hopkinson said he wasn't sure if there was any threat.
"I don't think he had any free hands to make any threat," the officer said.


I laughed.
 
2014-06-04 11:15:30 PM  
Maybe he was holding off the cucumber until the salad was tossed.
 
2014-06-04 11:16:07 PM  

IgG4: [img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 192x361]


never hotlink a pickle.
img237.imageshack.us
 
2014-06-04 11:36:26 PM  
"Une Erection Parmi les Concombres"
 
2014-06-04 11:55:51 PM  
Didn't we all go through a cucumber indecent act phase in college?
 
2014-06-04 11:58:17 PM  
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-05 12:18:00 AM  
In before the "why a cucumber is better than a man" jokes...
 
2014-06-05 12:36:30 AM  
TheGogmagog

never hotlink a pickle.

Unless you're going all the way.
 
2014-06-05 01:40:21 AM  
He read to it a Stephanie Meyer book?

dnrtfa
 
2014-06-05 01:40:55 AM  
www.earlstees.com
 
2014-06-05 07:37:23 AM  
I think I'm gonna cuke.
 
2014-06-05 07:46:24 AM  
But where there any wooden slat chairs in this library?
 
2014-06-05 10:34:50 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Y'see, this is the kind of thing that happens when your City Librarian decides she's had enough of your Council's shenanigans* and leaves the profession entirely.


This kind of crazy stuff has been happening long before she became City Librarian and will happen long after she's gone.

I've heard rumours that dealing with the political side of things was only part of the reason she decided to leave.
 
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