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(Sun Sentinel)   Fark-ready headline: Nude neighbor caught pumping his hose in front yard, cops say   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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2014-06-04 06:33:54 PM  
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2014-06-04 07:40:42 PM  
I can't tell if the person who wrote that was having fun, or is now dead in a bathtub with opened veins. Reading it definitely made me want to do the latter.
 
2014-06-04 07:43:52 PM  
Was he dressed as batman?
 
2014-06-04 07:49:57 PM  
Nude neighbor caught pumping his hose in front yard


Doktor_Zhivago: Was he dressed as batman?



My guess is no.
 
2014-06-04 07:54:00 PM  
The bigger the hose the more the outrage. Small hose makes for binocular purchases.
 
2014-06-04 08:03:37 PM  

HairyNevus: I can't tell if the person who wrote that was having fun, or is now dead in a bathtub with opened veins. Reading it definitely made me want to do the latter.


I wish subby would have linked directly to the article instead of making us read that nonsense.
 
2014-06-04 08:36:34 PM  
I'll just quote Bob and Doug MacKenzie: hoser!
 
2014-06-04 08:44:55 PM  
FTA -- "He (Marriott) later said he was at home, though denied being naked and masturbating in his front yard, an area uncommon to find people naked and masturbating."

Well, that's a relief, because if his front lawn was a popular spot for pud pulling it would really reduce the curb appeal of the property.
 
2014-06-04 09:30:59 PM  
How not to meet women.
 
2014-06-05 12:24:24 AM  
Just another guy dicking around in his front yard. What else is new?
 
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