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(Newser)   Tyranny alert: County board tries to infringe on woman's God-given right to cartwheel during meetings   (newser.com) divider line 32
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2014-06-04 04:06:42 PM  
Are cartwheels part of Robert's Rules of Order or is it part of Morin Code?
 
2014-06-04 04:11:07 PM  
I read that as "tranny alert."
 
2014-06-04 04:54:01 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


That would certainly explain why they might want to end the cartwheels...
 
2014-06-04 06:43:00 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-04 06:43:27 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


Glad I'm not alone there.

/really should unplug soon
 
2014-06-04 06:45:00 PM  
wow, that must be a spacious meeting room


/are guys allowed to cartwheel but girls are not?
 
2014-06-04 06:45:36 PM  
Maricopa...

...and I stopped there. Seriously, folks, your county really, really needs an attention whore culling, starting with Sheriff Joe.
 
2014-06-04 06:46:14 PM  

AlgaeRancher: wow, that must be a spacious meeting room


/are guys allowed to cartwheel but girls are not?


No, it's yet another near-terminal YNTBOM infection, running its course.
 
2014-06-04 06:47:41 PM  
I once saw a woman in her birthday suit doing cartwheels on the fairway of a golf course. Some guys were giving her paper bills. I was pretty drunk at the time. Not sure what that was all about.

/csb
 
2014-06-04 06:51:11 PM  
Maybe she has a variation of that walk-backwards disease.
 
2014-06-04 06:52:03 PM  
...Barker told the meeting she had met Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor at an event, asked her what would happen if she performed cartwheels in her courtroom, and was told, "Just do it and see what they say."

You can do just about anything at least once before it's against the law...
 
2014-06-04 06:54:07 PM  
How is she on the balance beam?
 
2014-06-04 06:55:19 PM  
White People Problems
 
2014-06-04 06:56:02 PM  
Arizona, competing for Florida to be more deserving of a Fark tag

The order goes:
1. Florida
2. Arizona
3. Texas
4. Ohio
5. ??

I think Florida is way in the lead though.
 
2014-06-04 06:56:30 PM  
"Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America"
 
2014-06-04 06:56:36 PM  
Aye, the Edinburgh council did nae like me doing tha in me wee kiltie at meetings either.


www.gremlingrill.com
 
2014-06-04 07:00:38 PM  
How the fark do cartwheels promote walking and public transit?
 
2014-06-04 07:08:52 PM  

Begoggle: Arizona, competing for Florida to be more deserving of a Fark tag

The order goes:
1. Florida
2. Arizona
3. Texas
4. Ohio
5. ??

I think Florida is way in the lead though.



Louisiana, they've got Bobby Jindal and that's like being spotted ten points.
 
2014-06-04 07:13:07 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


Me, too. And it's a better headline that way.
 
2014-06-04 07:19:48 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


Nogrhi: a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."

That would certainly explain why they might want to end the cartwheels...


Primitive Screwhead: a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."

Glad I'm not alone there.



I'm glad this didn't link to BBC.
 
2014-06-04 07:22:00 PM  
Victoria Jackson is gonna sue the shiat out of her
 
2014-06-04 07:32:16 PM  
 www.thefastertimes.com
 
2014-06-04 08:00:34 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-04 08:03:14 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


Me three.  I was so excited.... sigh.
 
2014-06-04 08:23:26 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


As did I and apparently a lot of other farkers
 
2014-06-04 09:44:32 PM  

The_Sponge: [i255.photobucket.com image 200x306]


Came for this, backflips out of thread
 
2014-06-04 10:32:12 PM  
Getting a kick, because we have a woman in the office who does calisthenics in standup meetings. No, it is not hot.

Speaking of hot, if Dianne had been hot, she probably could have got away with it. But no...
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-06-04 11:19:02 PM  

Fano: The_Sponge: [i255.photobucket.com image 200x306]

Came for this, backflips out of thread


Heh.
 
2014-06-04 11:25:05 PM  
No one wants to see Dianne Barker's barker flying through the air.
 
2014-06-04 11:55:09 PM  

a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."


Me, too!
 
2014-06-05 12:38:55 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Getting a kick, because we have a woman in the office who does calisthenics in standup meetings. No, it is not hot.

Speaking of hot, if Dianne had been hot, she probably could have got away with it. But no...
[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x712]


6 beers.
 
2014-06-05 10:04:28 AM  

Nogrhi: a particular individual: I read that as "tranny alert."

That would certainly explain why they might want to end the cartwheels...


I read it wrong also, and this was *exactly* what went through my mind at the time.
 
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