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(ieee spectrum)   Taking a break from researching tentacled alien pedophiles, Japanese scientists create a robot that simulates touching boring old human breasts   (spectrum.ieee.org) divider line 32
    More: Amusing, old humans, Japanese, boobs, robots, scientists, virtual images, real image, IEEE International Conference  
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2014-06-04 12:24:23 PM  
 
2014-06-04 01:18:29 PM  
The future is HERE!
 
2014-06-04 03:54:31 PM  
Specifically those of a thirty-year-old school girl riding a crowded public bus.
 
2014-06-04 03:56:16 PM  
Meh. It's still cheaper to pay $20 at a strip club.
 
2014-06-04 04:10:44 PM  
I prefer touching breasts the old fashioned way.
 
2014-06-04 04:11:58 PM  
Human breasts were just an example in the article.  Normally, it is programmed for the loving caress of alien tentacles.
 
2014-06-04 04:15:48 PM  
Humanity very close to its final invention. I like that the scientists mentioned that it can be recalibrated for all kinds of different breasts, as though perfectly aware of the attention spam of users of the Powerfap 2000. But how do you jack off while doing it? Can it simulate anything larger than an A cup?
 
2014-06-04 04:23:05 PM  
I assume this combined with immerse head mounted displays such as the occulus rift will be two parts of the trifecta of epic porn of the future.  The third part will likely be too crude to discuss in polite company.
 
2014-06-04 04:29:43 PM  

TommyAtomic: I assume this combined with immerse head mounted displays such as the occulus rift will be two parts of the trifecta of epic porn of the future.  The third part will likely be too crude to discuss in polite company.


blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2014-06-04 04:31:10 PM  

stevetherobot: I prefer touching breasts the old fashioned way.


Of course you do.
www.chicagonow.com
 
2014-06-04 04:42:20 PM  

stevetherobot: I prefer touching breasts the old fashioned way.


In the meat section of the supermarket?
 
2014-06-04 04:45:50 PM  
Dammit, just make me the breasts...I don't need anyone touching them, I can do that myself.

Geez...some people.
 
2014-06-04 04:46:10 PM  

TommyAtomic: I assume this combined with immerse head mounted displays such as the occulus rift will be two parts of the trifecta of epic porn of the future.  The third part will likely be too crude to discuss in polite company.


Some Japanese company has already developed a robo-vag and hooked it up to the Oculus. It's on one of those robot arms like they use to assemble cars, so you can screw Jessica Rabbit or whatever from any angle. I think somebody from Vice demoed it.
 
2014-06-04 04:48:19 PM  

stevetherobot: I prefer touching breasts the old fashioned way.


Yeah, but if you grab J-Law's boobs, you're going to get a beat down and arrested (and we'll read all about it on Fark). This way you can fondle Mystique w/o the police getting involved.
 
2014-06-04 04:52:51 PM  
If you make a quick trip to a local grocery store wearing decent shoes and a clean shirt, you can easily strike up interesting conversations with attractive women, many of whom will allow you to stare at their bare breasts without any surcharge or minimum drink requirement.
 
2014-06-04 05:00:37 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: TommyAtomic: I assume this combined with immerse head mounted displays such as the occulus rift will be two parts of the trifecta of epic porn of the future.  The third part will likely be too crude to discuss in polite company.

Some Japanese company has already developed a robo-vag and hooked it up to the Oculus. It's on one of those robot arms like they use to assemble cars, so you can screw Jessica Rabbit or whatever from any angle. I think somebody from Vice demoed it.


It was a Novint Falcon, a PC gaming haptic feedback thinger and a Tenga onahole (like a fleshlight) attached to the end (sorta SFW).  So really, something any DIYer could fap slap together.  The Novint's are supposed to be loads of fun for shooting games since you get recoil and all that jazz.

Unless you're talking about the specially made "Ju C Air" peripheral for Custom Maid 3D, which is basically a fleshlight with a sensor so that your movements match the girls on the screen, but unlike the Novint falcon it's all manual control.

Illusion, probably the most well known Japanese pr0n game company, released an Oculus VR demo but without any peripherals, just the headset.

We're probably going to see the best VR sex games come out of Japan for obvious reasons, however a US company that does high-res 3D scanning, Infinite Realities, has done some impressive work(NSFW) and seems to be working towards a more "adult" platform with their latest tech demo.

...

I know too much about this stuff.
 
2014-06-04 05:02:20 PM  

Trocadero: stevetherobot: I prefer touching breasts the old fashioned way.

Yeah, but if you grab J-Law's boobs, you're going to get a beat down and arrested (and we'll read all about it on Fark). This way you can fondle Mystique w/o the police getting involved.


I'm sure she has nice boobs, but I don't care that I will never get to touch them. A boob in the hand is worth two on J.Law.
 
2014-06-04 05:16:22 PM  
Why does it have to be old human breasts?
 
2014-06-04 05:29:24 PM  
A bag of sand?
 
2014-06-04 05:31:58 PM  
How often do they have to calibrate that thing? How do they calibrate that thing?
 
2014-06-04 05:51:16 PM  
i.imgur.com

What the lead researcher may look like
 
2014-06-04 06:45:16 PM  

letrole: If you make a quick trip to a local grocery store wearing decent shoes and a clean shirt, you can easily strike up interesting conversations with attractive women, many of whom will allow you to stare at their bare breasts without any surcharge or minimum drink requirement.


True, but for some reason, the "law" gets all upset when you fold them up and store them under your bed.
 
2014-06-04 06:47:05 PM  
CL > Gifu > All Gigs

Need Breasts to Touch

Women with breasts needed for science. Many researchers and engineers will touch your breasts in various ways while developing a haptic device which will allow for the touching and squeezing of virtual breasts. Breasts will need to be touched throughout all phases of development, so we have a limitless need for breasts. Breast research subjects will be compensated by having their breasts touched and squeezed by highly practiced and erotic research scientists. Please send pictures of breasts to apply.
 
2014-06-04 06:56:50 PM  
The crazy Japanese will probably just use this device to simulate squeezing breasts. (As opposed to it's intended medical purpose of being made to simulate squeezing breasts.)
 
2014-06-04 06:59:01 PM  
You joke about tentacles, but I've actually worked with pneumatic artificial muscles that would make the bulk of a prosthetic tentacle. Or, you know, we could build some skeletal imitations and make limbs.
 
2014-06-04 07:00:37 PM  
jap lesbo videos, ftw
 
2014-06-04 07:04:54 PM  
Just like bags of sand, right?

37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-04 07:23:12 PM  

russlar: [i.imgur.com image 634x354]

What the lead researcher may look like


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-04 07:43:46 PM  

Yuri Futanari: Jaden Smith First of His Name: TommyAtomic: I assume this combined with immerse head mounted displays such as the occulus rift will be two parts of the trifecta of epic porn of the future.  The third part will likely be too crude to discuss in polite company.

Some Japanese company has already developed a robo-vag and hooked it up to the Oculus. It's on one of those robot arms like they use to assemble cars, so you can screw Jessica Rabbit or whatever from any angle. I think somebody from Vice demoed it.

It was a Novint Falcon, a PC gaming haptic feedback thinger and a Tenga onahole (like a fleshlight) attached to the end (sorta SFW).  So really, something any DIYer could fap slap together.  The Novint's are supposed to be loads of fun for shooting games since you get recoil and all that jazz.

Unless you're talking about the specially made "Ju C Air" peripheral for Custom Maid 3D, which is basically a fleshlight with a sensor so that your movements match the girls on the screen, but unlike the Novint falcon it's all manual control.

Illusion, probably the most well known Japanese pr0n game company, released an Oculus VR demo but without any peripherals, just the headset.

We're probably going to see the best VR sex games come out of Japan for obvious reasons, however a US company that does high-res 3D scanning, Infinite Realities, has done some impressive work(NSFW) and seems to be working towards a more "adult" platform with their latest tech demo.

...

I know too much about this stuff.


Looking at your username, I'm not surprised.
 
2014-06-05 02:13:55 AM  
Haptic groping device? Sure, why not.
 
2014-06-05 09:40:00 AM  

Yuri Futanari: It was a Novint Falcon, a PC gaming haptic feedback thinger and a Tenga onahole (like a fleshlight) attached to the end (YT: VR TENGA DEMO (1): Oculus Rift+Novint Falcon+TENGA) [Click to Show Video] (sorta SFW). So really, something any DIYer could fap slap together. The Novint's are supposed to be loads of fun for shooting games since you get recoil and all that jazz jizz

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FTFY
 
2014-06-05 11:57:56 AM  
"Multi-Fingered Haptic Interface Robot" abbreviated as MFhIR and pronounced MFer??
 
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