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(Talking Points Memo)   Remember the lady who ran campaign ads asserting that her main qualification to be a US senator was her experience castrating hogs? She is now the GOP's official candidate for the US Senate seat in Iowa   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 63
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2014-06-04 12:37:35 PM  
Finally, a GOP candidate who has held handfuls of balls that they're  not ashamed of.
 
2014-06-04 12:41:21 PM  
Being an expert in wanking, drinking, and wasting my life posting shiat on Fark, I feel compelled to run for office.

I can't lose!!
 
2014-06-04 01:27:13 PM  
If you want to castrate a whole country, you better have some "community activist" experience on the resume...
 
2014-06-04 01:58:58 PM  
western iowa is full of mouth-breathing teabaggers. the rest of the state, however, is pretty progressive. it'll be interesting to see who wins this race.
 
2014-06-04 02:13:19 PM  
FTA: Ernst received broad national attention for a series of ads she aired in the primary. One of those ads featured Ernst describing her experience castrating hogs and arguing that she would bring that skill to Washington to fight wasteful spending.

Oh this'll suck for us men. You can kiss Medicare coverage for erectile dysfunction drugs good-bye!
 
2014-06-04 03:32:58 PM  
I have to assume that this will be a campaign full of comedy highlight-reel-worthy ads and appearances.  I'm not saying anything about her chances, but this woman's words will be etched in  the cultural lexicon.  I'm certain of it.
 
2014-06-04 03:53:24 PM  
Oh if she gets frustrated, the senators she could emasculate are numerous.  How long until her own party pushes her into a fury?
 
2014-06-04 03:53:41 PM  
Man, I thought Idiocracy was just fiction.
 
2014-06-04 03:55:01 PM  

factoryconnection: I have to assume that this will be a campaign full of comedy highlight-reel-worthy ads and appearances.  I'm not saying anything about her chances, but this woman's words will be etched in  the cultural lexicon.  I'm certain of it.


Like Palin, but with corn!
 
2014-06-04 03:55:35 PM  
To be fair we've had politicians with worse qualifications.
 
2014-06-04 03:55:35 PM  
"Cut pork! More corn subsidies!" She can't lose.
 
2014-06-04 03:57:16 PM  
Granted, this is in Iowa, where approximately 97.3% of the population are farmers, so...
 
2014-06-04 03:59:51 PM  

whither_apophis: "Cut pork! More corn subsidies!" She can't lose.


She's actually come out against soshulist corn subsidies, so she's probably doomed.

I've heard her described as a Palin Clone.
 
2014-06-04 04:00:23 PM  
There are plenty of bores in Congress that need castrating.
 
2014-06-04 04:00:26 PM  
She's got balls.
 
2014-06-04 04:01:03 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com She's halfway there, but she's going to need a much bigger weapon if she wants to win.  I recommend she launch Obamacare over the Mississippi and into Illinois with a trebuchet.  It's very symbolic.
 
2014-06-04 04:02:33 PM  

MFAWG: whither_apophis: "Cut pork! More corn subsidies!" She can't lose.

She's actually come out against soshulist corn subsidies, so she's probably doomed.

I've heard her described as a Palin Clone.


Ballsy!
 
2014-06-04 04:02:55 PM  
Iowa is 40% independent and the rest are split pretty evenly between the dems and the GOP. Good luck to her pivoting to the middle when she's already on record being anti-abortion, pro-privatized social security, pro "Fair Tax" and anti gay marriage.
 
2014-06-04 04:03:29 PM  

MFAWG: whither_apophis: "Cut pork! More corn subsidies!" She can't lose.

She's actually come out against soshulist corn subsidies, so she's probably doomed.

I've heard her described as a Palin Clone.


I knew they had it in the works.  Some sort of vats where they threw in locks of her hair, bibles, and copies of all the magazines and newspapers.
 
2014-06-04 04:05:41 PM  

FlashHarry: western iowa is full of mouth-breathing teabaggers.


F*CK!

YOU!

You DO know that we have elected Tom Harkin time after time, right?
 
2014-06-04 04:06:20 PM  
I can't decide if this woman has very cool eyes, or if they would suck the soul from my body if she turned her gaze upon me...


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-04 04:06:22 PM  
She's a good fit for the GOP, as it would be hard to find a more emasculated group without visiting the Dreadfort.
 
2014-06-04 04:08:03 PM  
 
2014-06-04 04:08:37 PM  

TV's Vinnie: FlashHarry: western iowa is full of mouth-breathing teabaggers.

F*CK!

YOU!

You DO know that we have elected Tom Harkin time after time, right?


Eastern Iowa did that. Western Iowa gave us Steve f'ing King.
 
2014-06-04 04:08:47 PM  

Maud Dib: factoryconnection: I have to assume that this will be a campaign full of comedy highlight-reel-worthy ads and appearances.  I'm not saying anything about her chances, but this woman's words will be etched in  the cultural lexicon.  I'm certain of it.

Like Palin, but with corn!


I misread this and was having trouble figuring out what 'Like Palin, but with colon!' was supposed to mean...
 
2014-06-04 04:10:44 PM  

dartben: TV's Vinnie: FlashHarry: western iowa is full of mouth-breathing teabaggers.

F*CK!

YOU!

You DO know that we have elected Tom Harkin time after time, right?

Eastern Iowa did that. Western Iowa gave us Steve f'ing King.


No. The IA Democratic Party did that. They keep giving creampuffs for King to demolish. Even when Tom Vilsack's wife ran against him in the last election, the IDP did jack sh*t in helping her campaign. Most people will vote for the asshole they DO know over someone they've never heard of.
 
2014-06-04 04:11:25 PM  
She's going to get quite a shock if she wins the general, gets to DC, and only then has someone tell her you can't actually repeal Obamacare by shooting it.

Not even if you reload forty or fifty times.
 
2014-06-04 04:13:56 PM  

TV's Vinnie: FlashHarry: western iowa is full of mouth-breathing teabaggers.

F*CK!

YOU!

You DO know that we have elected Tom Harkin time after time, right?


Yup. And this is a case study in how social conservatives could end up destroying the GOP.
 
2014-06-04 04:14:53 PM  

Mikey1969: I can't decide if this woman has very cool eyes, or if they would suck the soul from my body if she turned her gaze upon me...



GILF?
 
2014-06-04 04:15:16 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x478] She's halfway there, but she's going to need a much bigger weapon if she wants to win.  I recommend she launch Obamacare over the Mississippi and into Illinois with a trebuchet.  It's very symbolic.


Firing right-handed...aiming with her left eye.
 
2014-06-04 04:15:41 PM  
I heard the "castrating pigs" radio ad, it wasn't bad. It was a good way to brand herself and stand out.

That's all I know about her, just based on that one radio spot I heard on NPR this morning.
 
2014-06-04 04:17:26 PM  

BravadoGT: If you want to castrate a whole country, you better have some "community activist" experience on the resume...


Oh please. Obama can't have castrated the whole country because dicks like you are still here.
 
2014-06-04 04:20:16 PM  

Sgt Otter: Rapmaster2000: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x478] She's halfway there, but she's going to need a much bigger weapon if she wants to win.  I recommend she launch Obamacare over the Mississippi and into Illinois with a trebuchet.  It's very symbolic.

Firing right-handed...aiming with her left eye.


The dominant eye being opposite the dominant hand isn't that unusual, especially among hicks who beat the left handedness out of their children because of Jesus.
 
2014-06-04 04:20:37 PM  

Mikey1969: Maud Dib: factoryconnection: I have to assume that this will be a campaign full of comedy highlight-reel-worthy ads and appearances.  I'm not saying anything about her chances, but this woman's words will be etched in  the cultural lexicon.  I'm certain of it.

Like Palin, but with corn!

I misread this and was having trouble figuring out what 'Like Palin, but with colon!' was supposed to mean...


she's even more full of shiat?
 
2014-06-04 04:23:09 PM  
As a life-long resident of the (once) great State of Iowa, I'd like to apologize in advance in case this whack-job wins in November!
 
2014-06-04 04:23:51 PM  

rickythepenguin: Mikey1969: I can't decide if this woman has very cool eyes, or if they would suck the soul from my body if she turned her gaze upon me...


GILF?


G='ghoul'?
 
2014-06-04 04:24:10 PM  

MFAWG: Sgt Otter: Rapmaster2000: [assets.nydailynews.com image 850x478] She's halfway there, but she's going to need a much bigger weapon if she wants to win.  I recommend she launch Obamacare over the Mississippi and into Illinois with a trebuchet.  It's very symbolic.

Firing right-handed...aiming with her left eye.

The dominant eye being opposite the dominant hand isn't that unusual, especially among hicks who beat the left handedness out of their children because of Jesus.


I know.  My brother is right-handed and left-eye dominant.  Having actually gone to a shooting instructor who knew what the fark he was doing, he made him learn to shoot left-handed.  It's more of an issue with long guns than pistols, but having watched the actual video, she looks awkard as shiat.
 
2014-06-04 04:25:49 PM  

Sgt Otter: Firing right-handed...aiming with her left eye.



RIP LISA LEFT EYE LOPES
 
2014-06-04 04:28:20 PM  
Hopefully she will castrate the pigs in her own party.
 
2014-06-04 04:30:28 PM  

The Why Not Guy: BravadoGT: If you want to castrate a whole country, you better have some "community activist" experience on the resume...

Oh please. Obama can't have castrated the whole country because dicks like you are still here.


I remember the good ol' days when lefties had more in their bag of tricks than name calling.

Oh, and castration has to do with the testicles, not the "dicks."  I'm sure you're otherwise very well-educated.
 
2014-06-04 04:34:19 PM  

BravadoGT: I remember the good ol' days when lefties had more in their bag of tricks than name calling.


You come out swinging, then cry foul when someone swings back.
 
2014-06-04 04:40:24 PM  

BravadoGT: The Why Not Guy: BravadoGT: If you want to castrate a whole country, you better have some "community activist" experience on the resume...

Oh please. Obama can't have castrated the whole country because dicks like you are still here.

I remember the good ol' days when lefties had more in their bag of tricks than name calling.

Oh, and castration has to do with the testicles, not the "dicks."  I'm sure you're otherwise very well-educated.


When it comes to things cock-related, I always trust the GOP.
 
2014-06-04 04:40:28 PM  

TV's Vinnie: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2014/senate/ia/iowa_senate_er n st_vs_braley-3990.html

[img.fark.net image 615x695]


"Toss Up"? Typical republican math
 
2014-06-04 04:41:42 PM  

MFAWG: whither_apophis: "Cut pork! More corn subsidies!" She can't lose.

She's actually come out against soshulist corn subsidies, so she's probably doomed.

I've heard her described as a Palin Clone.


Is that anything like a Palindrome?
 
2014-06-04 04:41:47 PM  
Well we elected Branstad as governor, and he's basically the same thing. So yeah, she's probably gonna win unless she comes out with some hardcore derp in the next couple months.
 
2014-06-04 04:45:29 PM  

BravadoGT: I remember the good ol' days when lefties had more in their bag of tricks than name calling.


Probably because in those days the righties had political platforms that involved thought and were worth discussing.
 
2014-06-04 04:49:00 PM  
She already called the UCSB shootings an "unfortunate accident," so her campaign of saying stupid things is off to a good start.
 
2014-06-04 04:49:58 PM  
If she wins she'll be the first female Iowa will send to Washington DC. I doubt she wins.
 
2014-06-04 04:53:35 PM  

lilbjorn: Hopefully she will castrate the pigs in her own party.


Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-TX) better hope she never lays eyes on him.

images.politico.com
 
2014-06-04 05:01:46 PM  

factoryconnection: I have to assume that this will be a campaign full of comedy highlight-reel-worthy ads and appearances.  I'm not saying anything about her chances, but this woman's words will be etched in  the cultural lexicon.  I'm certain of it.


Remember that part of the Hillary/Hitler/Downfall video from 2008 where Hillary/Hitler says, "What are they going to have me do next, take a shiat in a farking outhouse?"

This lady will actually take a shiat in a farking outhouse.
 
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