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(Huffington Post)   "Mom, I am so tired of hearing dad play his damn gospel music all day. Can you tell me where the ax is, so I can cut him up?"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 18
    More: Scary, gospel musics, WSOC-TV, mothers, stepfathers  
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2014-06-04 06:02:33 PM  
5 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
"Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus.."
"Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus.."
 "Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus.."
"Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus because my child chopped me up with an axe..."
2014-06-04 06:35:02 PM  
4 votes:
But will she
*puts on sunglasses*
testify?
2014-06-04 06:10:30 PM  
4 votes:
Can you stop playing that crap? Don't make me axe you twice.
2014-06-04 05:54:15 PM  
3 votes:
She was just moved by the spirit ... of Lizzie Borden.
2014-06-04 06:48:24 PM  
2 votes:
He said his stepdaughter cried, apologized and said that she can't remember what happened, according to the paper.

Mumbled chorus of "...because I was high, because I was high, because I was high..." was missed by the reporter.
2014-06-04 06:03:13 PM  
2 votes:
"She came in and the attack started. I was just baffled to see it happen," Robinson told WSOC-TV. "God was with me, and I was able to subdue her."


AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
2014-06-04 04:26:23 PM  
2 votes:
I am not defending her actions... but I understand them.
2014-06-04 09:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Moments before the attack
2014-06-04 07:55:34 PM  
1 votes:
Ahhhhhhhh NC.
"Mah daughter just banged my husband"

First Time I visited NC, I heard a mom one house over yell. "Rickey! Y'all stop hittin' on your sister"
And I thought, "How farked up are these people?"
2014-06-04 07:13:22 PM  
1 votes:

slackershack.files.wordpress.com
"I ain't saying she shoulda killed him, but I understand."

2014-06-04 06:50:51 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe she was looking to see the Slenderman.
2014-06-04 06:22:07 PM  
1 votes:
I scrolled to the bottom of the article, and I see  "You May Like 'Man arrested for eating 2-day old baby'"

WTF HuffPo?

Oh, and she shouldn't have gotten axey, even though it's understandable.
2014-06-04 06:11:13 PM  
1 votes:
www.allfunnypictures.com
2014-06-04 06:10:44 PM  
1 votes:
"Ray, when someone asks you where the axe is...you tell them you don't know!"

readwrite.com

/We are still doing Ghostbusters, right?
2014-06-04 06:04:33 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: Woman Stabs Stepdad For Playing Gospel Music: Police

Do you really stab with an ax? I think you chop
2014-06-04 06:03:26 PM  
1 votes:
I had a similar reaction to my wife repeatedly playing Lady Gaga's Poke Her Face.

Well, it was kinda similar...
2014-06-04 06:00:21 PM  
1 votes:
My God is an awesome... WACK.
2014-06-04 05:55:34 PM  
1 votes:
Justifiable homicide.
 
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