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(Huffington Post)   "Mom, I am so tired of hearing dad play his damn gospel music all day. Can you tell me where the ax is, so I can cut him up?"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, gospel musics, WSOC-TV, mothers, stepfathers  
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5634 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2014 at 5:42 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-04 09:40:46 PM  
I move to acquit.
2014-06-04 09:53:38 PM
Moments before the attack
2014-06-04 09:55:54 PM  
It was a fight for survival, that ended in revival
2014-06-04 10:22:19 PM  

farkin_Gary: I had a similar reaction to my wife repeatedly playing Lady Gaga's Poke Her Face.

Was she bluffin' with her muffin?
2014-06-04 10:44:34 PM
2014-06-04 10:52:34 PM  
"God was with me, and I was able to subdue her."

I hope God finishes the job, soon.
2014-06-05 09:37:18 AM  
Was he playing the same song over and over? Was it Nearer My God to Thee?
2014-06-05 03:26:37 PM  
Since when do you "stab" someone with an axe?
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