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(Huffington Post)   "Mom, I am so tired of hearing dad play his damn gospel music all day. Can you tell me where the ax is, so I can cut him up?"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 58
    More: Scary, gospel musics, WSOC-TV, mothers, stepfathers  
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2014-06-04 04:26:23 PM  
I am not defending her actions... but I understand them.
 
2014-06-04 05:47:19 PM  
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
 
2014-06-04 05:52:37 PM  
He said his stepdaughter cried, apologized and said that she can't remember what happened, according to the paper.

Not really sure I would believe that explanation.
 
2014-06-04 05:53:06 PM  
Careful with that axe

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2014-06-04 05:53:47 PM  
Smart kid, but he needs to work on his impulse control a bit.
 
2014-06-04 05:54:15 PM  
She was just moved by the spirit ... of Lizzie Borden.
 
2014-06-04 05:55:34 PM  
Justifiable homicide.
 
2014-06-04 05:57:51 PM  
She just wanted to chop a few chords...
 
2014-06-04 06:00:21 PM  
My God is an awesome... WACK.
 
2014-06-04 06:01:42 PM  
OOPS, here's two more Eugene

www.kramermaniaxe.com
" Waiting for the Axe to fall " lyrics from Vigilantes of Love song Skin just hit on my random play
 
2014-06-04 06:02:33 PM  
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"Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus.."
"Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus.."
 "Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus.."
"Oh Lord, I'm coming to Jesus because my child chopped me up with an axe..."
 
2014-06-04 06:03:13 PM  
"She came in and the attack started. I was just baffled to see it happen," Robinson told WSOC-TV. "God was with me, and I was able to subdue her."


AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
 
2014-06-04 06:03:21 PM  
The horror, the horror
 
2014-06-04 06:03:26 PM  
I had a similar reaction to my wife repeatedly playing Lady Gaga's Poke Her Face.

Well, it was kinda similar...
 
2014-06-04 06:03:33 PM  
ahhhh gospel people... the type that no matter how much they piss you off or annoy you they just keep at it.

Did the guy somehow think since it was related to jeebus it was okay to be an annoying asshole?

Anyone else notice the 911 call... the "wife" actually sounds like a man?
 
2014-06-04 06:04:33 PM  
FTFA: Woman Stabs Stepdad For Playing Gospel Music: Police

Do you really stab with an ax? I think you chop
 
2014-06-04 06:04:47 PM  
Well, when I was young, I could just take the gospel albums and break them in half.

Sandpaper works fairly well on CDs.

Radio antennas don't respond well to being plugged into the power mains.

Seems the problem is easier to solve than they thought
 
2014-06-04 06:04:50 PM  
I hate gospel singers, bunch of wannabe whitneys and mariahs
 
2014-06-04 06:08:16 PM  
www.history.com

Not impressed
 
2014-06-04 06:10:30 PM  
Can you stop playing that crap? Don't make me axe you twice.
 
2014-06-04 06:10:44 PM  
"Ray, when someone asks you where the axe is...you tell them you don't know!"

readwrite.com

/We are still doing Ghostbusters, right?
 
2014-06-04 06:10:45 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: She was just moved by the spirit ... of Lizzie Borden.


Lizzie Borden was actually a pretty good metal band.
Master of Disguise and Visual Lies  were awesome.  They did a good cover of Live and Let Die too.
 
2014-06-04 06:11:13 PM  
www.allfunnypictures.com
 
2014-06-04 06:17:00 PM  

Calmamity: I am not defending her actions... but I understand them.


Came here to say the same. I would certainly get stabby after being forced to listen to gospel. Don't know if I would follow though, but I do hate gospel enough that I would not rule it out.
 
2014-06-04 06:18:33 PM  
Does he read Sutter Cane?
 
2014-06-04 06:22:07 PM  
I scrolled to the bottom of the article, and I see  "You May Like 'Man arrested for eating 2-day old baby'"

WTF HuffPo?

Oh, and she shouldn't have gotten axey, even though it's understandable.
 
2014-06-04 06:23:43 PM  
Gospel music ruins a perfectly good banjo tune.
 
2014-06-04 06:27:27 PM  
The family noted she had behavioral differences the past couple of weeks. I'm guessing her excuse might have validity.
 
2014-06-04 06:29:18 PM  

LewDux: I hate gospel singers, bunch of wannabe whitneys and mariahs


Really depends on the kind of gospel for me.  I really like the small-group, Southern, post-war ('40s / '50s) a cappella or piano / organ stuff, so that's pretty limited, and maybe some soulful '60s stuff,  but almost everything else is really bad, bordering on unlistenable.
 
2014-06-04 06:35:02 PM  
But will she
*puts on sunglasses*
testify?
 
2014-06-04 06:37:01 PM  

Nix Nightbird: "She came in and the attack started. I was just baffled to see it happen," Robinson told WSOC-TV. "God was with me, and I was able to subdue her."


AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!


Well,God decided he only needed a warning for not turning it up to 11
 
2014-06-04 06:37:08 PM  

Nix Nightbird: AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!


He's not laying there dead. You may not like what he attributes it to but he has the right. He survived it.
 
2014-06-04 06:39:46 PM  

vudukungfu: But will she
*puts on sunglasses*
testify?


ninjamonkey.us
 
2014-06-04 06:41:53 PM  

Calmamity: I am not defending her actions... but I understand them.


Summed up nicely.
 
2014-06-04 06:42:15 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Nix Nightbird: AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

He's not laying there dead. You may not like what he attributes it to but he has the right. He survived it.


I think you're not quite grasping the logical conclusion of thanking God for being sacked with an axe.
 
2014-06-04 06:48:24 PM  
He said his stepdaughter cried, apologized and said that she can't remember what happened, according to the paper.

Mumbled chorus of "...because I was high, because I was high, because I was high..." was missed by the reporter.
 
2014-06-04 06:50:51 PM  
Maybe she was looking to see the Slenderman.
 
2014-06-04 07:13:22 PM  

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"I ain't saying she shoulda killed him, but I understand."

 
2014-06-04 07:14:08 PM  

Nightshade50: [www.history.com image 300x439]

Not impressed


Came her for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-06-04 07:29:38 PM  
Jebus, would ya look at the scowl on that skank.
 
2014-06-04 07:30:05 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: FTFA: Woman Stabs Stepdad For Playing Gospel Music: Police
Do you really stab with an ax? I think you chop


Maybe why the step dad only received minor injuries. (Or more probably she telegraphed her attack and the mom and/or step dad grabbed the axe)

But more seriously the article mention that her behavior changed weeks before the attack, she might be on medication and got counterfeit ones or she might have a brain tumor.
 
2014-06-04 07:35:34 PM  
the only gospel song I'll endure If he had played the game, he'd probably not do the deed...
 
2014-06-04 07:45:01 PM  

accelerus: ahhhh gospel people... the type that no matter how much they piss you off or annoy you they just keep at it.

Did the guy somehow think since it was related to jeebus it was okay to be an annoying asshole?

Anyone else notice the 911 call... the "wife" actually sounds like a man?


The guy was in his home playing music that he enjoyed and the deadbeat 32 year old stepdaughter didn't like it. Tough titty girl, move out if you don't like it.

Are you implying that it's okay to murder someone in whose house you are a guest because you don't like their choice in entertainment?

You sound like an annoying asshole.
 
2014-06-04 07:53:28 PM  
Tot chops pop...not.
 
2014-06-04 07:55:34 PM  
Ahhhhhhhh NC.
"Mah daughter just banged my husband"

First Time I visited NC, I heard a mom one house over yell. "Rickey! Y'all stop hittin' on your sister"
And I thought, "How farked up are these people?"
 
2014-06-04 08:08:45 PM  

Nix Nightbird: "She came in and the attack started. I was just baffled to see it happen," Robinson told WSOC-TV. "God was with me, and I was able to subdue her."


AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!


"My God is so awesome he only allowed me to get hit by an axe a few times before he saved me."
 
2014-06-04 08:11:26 PM  
Headline of article: Woman Stabs Stepdad For Playing Gospel Music: Police

I know that 'Every Breath You Take' and 'Message in a Bottle' get annoying after hearing them the hundreds time, but come on!

Billy Ray Cyrus's 'Achey Breaky Heart' would be justifiable.
 
2014-06-04 08:35:01 PM  
Has this woman ever heard of AC/DC, Def Leppard, Whitesnake, Warrant, Poison and a hundred other metal bands? Slap that cd in and crank it to 11, man.
 
2014-06-04 09:01:39 PM  
Your 32 if you don't like step daddies music. MOVE THE FARK OUT biatch!
 
2014-06-04 09:05:15 PM  
GOD DAMNIT DADDY! You know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll!
 
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