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(NPR)   You apocalyptic "It's the end of the Earth" people need to lighten up, chocolate is going to save the Earth   (npr.org) divider line 19
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2014-06-04 08:30:08 PM
more sex; less babies

there I saved you 3 mins of reading a stupid article
 
2014-06-04 08:47:51 PM
Is it really the Earth? Isn't that a thing like the Ukraine?

It should be just Earth. Unless you're talking about dirt. Then it's the earth.
 
2014-06-04 09:25:35 PM
It can be the end of the earth (as we know it) and you can still feel fine.
 
2014-06-04 09:28:12 PM
been-seen.com
 
2014-06-04 09:31:42 PM
You don't need chocolate for the end of the earth..

s29.postimg.org

You need BEER.
 
2014-06-04 09:33:18 PM
Yeah, well, then there are the slave conditions under which chocolate harvesters (lots of them children) labor, so maybe not, Mr. Dorky McWhiteguy.
 
2014-06-04 09:37:48 PM
But; I all set to go drink a beer, then roast hotdogs and marshmallows in the ashes of civilization.

/ won't somebody think of the beer, hotdogs and marshmallows?
 
2014-06-04 09:40:49 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: You don't need chocolate for the end of the earth..

[s29.postimg.org image 300x400]

You need BEER.


Lands end and duval are over priced but tasty!
 
2014-06-04 09:45:25 PM

cursed monkey: Day_Old_Dutchie: You don't need chocolate for the end of the earth..

[s29.postimg.org image 300x400]

You need BEER.

Lands end and duval are over priced but tasty!


Sometimes, situations call for something more than your basic lawnmower beer.
 
2014-06-04 10:05:22 PM
But I heard were running out of chocolate....

http://gizmodo.com/5685499/were-running-out-of-chocolate
 
2014-06-05 12:39:58 AM
People really shouldn't stress over the little things.
 
2014-06-05 02:06:44 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: You don't need chocolate for the end of the earth..

[s29.postimg.org image 300x400]

You need BEER.


Why not both? And it's not like chocolate stouts are rate or anything:

www.theperfectlyhappyman.com

www.lostinthebeeraisle.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-05 02:12:58 AM
There's not many things that are better than chocolate. It really doesn't need to put in the extra effort to save the planet or anything, it's just fine as it is.

/now if it could only be non-fattening
 
2014-06-05 02:21:21 AM
I thought global warming destroyed all the chocolate.

/good thing I have a Strategic Chocolate Reserve
 
2014-06-05 08:33:59 AM
That was really stupid.
 
2014-06-05 09:20:06 AM

shanrick: Is it really the Earth? Isn't that a thing like the Ukraine?

It should be just Earth. Unless you're talking about dirt. Then it's the earth.


And don't get us started on those goofs in Los Angeles that say THE 101 and THE 5
 
2014-06-05 09:22:43 AM
PS

I think the "the" in Ukraine historically stems from the name deriving from the Russian word meaning "The Edge" - as in "The edge of the empire".  It is "the Edge" not just "Edge"


At least this is what my Ukrainian colleague told me.
 
2014-06-05 11:28:57 AM
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
You won't have any children.
 
2014-06-05 04:38:04 PM
I read an article somewhere that listed chocolate would be gone in a few decades.
 
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