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(Chicago Trib)   Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville after realizing they probably needed to listen to everyone talking about it on social media   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 62
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2014-06-04 12:11:59 PM
 
2014-06-04 12:43:34 PM
Thanks for the article that in no way explains what the fark you are talking about, submitter.
 
2014-06-04 12:46:34 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: Thanks for the article that in no way explains what the fark you are talking about, submitter.


Agree.

And what do you expect from a Domer bar?
 
2014-06-04 12:47:17 PM
Let's see... Police did not know her condition Tuesday or if she had been released.

Police had requested video surveillance from the bar and had no suspects in custody.

A message left for bar management Tuesday night was not immediately returned.

...detectives are "investigating it and we'll see where it goes."

Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?
 
2014-06-04 12:48:32 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: Thanks for the article that in no way explains what the fark you are talking about, submitter.


The Followup tag infers that there was some previous article that might explain more, although I'm as clueless as you are.
 
2014-06-04 12:49:26 PM
If only there was an Open Carry Illinois to have made them feel safer!
 
2014-06-04 12:51:40 PM

Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville


Good thing it wasn't Doublemintville.
 
2014-06-04 12:51:46 PM

Cold_Sassy: Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?


Sorry you haven't been given the opportunity to whack off to the surveillance video on YouTube.

You should ask for your money back.
 
2014-06-04 12:52:12 PM
Wrigleyville?

Let me chew on that for a moment.
 
2014-06-04 12:53:02 PM
What? Finally? Social media? How did this get green-lighted?
 
2014-06-04 12:53:16 PM
The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place
 
2014-06-04 12:55:30 PM
I hope this whiny cow is happy, diverting officers from their revenue collection duties to go out and hunt down some guy who "assaulted" her.  Was she wearing a reveling skirt?
 
2014-06-04 12:58:30 PM

jaytkay: Cold_Sassy: Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?

Sorry you haven't been given the opportunity to whack off to the surveillance video on YouTube.

You should ask for your money back.


Actually, It's more like I've been there a time or two and it does suck.  I can't whack off because I don't have a penis, so up yours.
 
2014-06-04 12:59:22 PM

Cold_Sassy: .


The article is scarce on details.

We do know that the police were sent to investigate at 12:15AM on Sunday.
We do know that she was brought to a hopsital.
We do not know the amount of medical attention provided, or tests performed.
We know the police named the business, and the alleged location.
We know the police are attempting to acquire additional evidence.
We know the police have not named a suspect.
We know the investigation is ongoing.

Given how inflammatory the general topic of sexual assault against women has been in the past week in the media, I'd hazard a guess that they're making sure all of the necessary information is gathered before stating too much in either direction.  On that note, please make sure you notice how things are worded.  The caption definitively states that a woman was sexually assaulted, however, the article maintains neutral 'alleged' and 'reportedly'.  That's the shifty shiat media organizations can use to cause reader bias.
 
2014-06-04 01:00:05 PM

bunner: I hope this whiny cow is happy, diverting officers from their revenue collection duties to go out and hunt down some guy who "assaulted" her.  Was she wearing a reveling skirt?


Parties are more fun when you wear reveling clothes.
 
2014-06-04 01:00:33 PM

bunner: I hope this whiny cow is happy, diverting officers from their revenue collection duties to go out and hunt down some guy who "assaulted" her.  Was she wearing a reveling skirt?


I think it was more of quiet drink with friends skirt.
 
2014-06-04 01:01:34 PM

cgraves67: bunner: I hope this whiny cow is happy, diverting officers from their revenue collection duties to go out and hunt down some guy who "assaulted" her.  Was she wearing a reveling skirt?

Parties are more fun when you wear reveling clothes.


Not for bad typists!   :  )
 
2014-06-04 01:02:07 PM
Are the police investigating it or "investigating" it?
 
2014-06-04 01:02:45 PM

Cold_Sassy: jaytkay: Cold_Sassy: Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?

Sorry you haven't been given the opportunity to whack off to the surveillance video on YouTube.

You should ask for your money back.

Actually, It's more like I've been there a time or two and it does suck.  I can't whack off because I don't have a penis, so up yours.


All of Wrigleyville is one big vortex of suck.
 
2014-06-04 01:02:54 PM

aerojockey: Are the police investigating it or "investigating" it?


They're "looking into it".  Ha  hahahahahahahahahahah, ssshhhhyeah.
 
2014-06-04 01:05:22 PM

jaytkay: Cold_Sassy: Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?

Sorry you haven't been given the opportunity to whack off to the surveillance video on YouTube.

You should ask for your money back.


And - I don't think Chicago sucks. It is actually a wonderful place to raise my family. There are rough patches - but it has more pluses than minuses. It has an amazing and growing tech scene, beyond the start-ups, and Chicago grown, major companies like Google, Salesforce and LinkedIn have chosen this as a city for major offices.

The start-up community here can rival almost any other city. The dining is second to none. It is arguably the most important architectural city in the US. It is in the top 10 of cities that are home to Fortune 500 companies. Even though Mad Men will have you believe NY is the Advertising capital - Chicago is home to more CEOs and launched some of the most important agencies globally. It has 4 seasons and the summers are incredible here - yes they are hot, but unless you have spent significant time here in the summer you wouldn't understand. Obviously a major sports city and as passionate as any other.

Just a few things off the top of my head.
 
2014-06-04 01:05:38 PM

Cold_Sassy: jaytkay: Cold_Sassy: Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?

Sorry you haven't been given the opportunity to whack off to the surveillance video on YouTube.

You should ask for your money back.

Actually, It's more like I've been there a time or two and it does suck.  I can't whack off because I don't have a penis, so up yours.


I'm pretty sure they have an Applebee's there now.  You should go back.
 
2014-06-04 01:06:26 PM
They already made this movie, it starred Jodie Foster and pinball machine.  Reality is running out of ideas again.
 
2014-06-04 01:07:00 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville


Good thing it wasn't Doublemintville.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-04 01:09:24 PM

Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place


Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?

Side question to Chicago Farkers: why the fark did Uberstein close?
 
2014-06-04 01:13:42 PM

Cold_Sassy: Now why do people think Chicago sucks again?


I don't hate Chicago: as a St. Louis resident I can say we all respect and look up to most things about Chicago.

I think people hate the way the Chicago government reacts to and covers up crime. They purposely report their stats in non-standard formats like other cities do. That way Chicago doesn't show up on crime rankings. Basically they're cooking the books to make themselves look better.
 
2014-06-04 01:17:40 PM

cgraves67: Cerebral Ballsy: Thanks for the article that in no way explains what the fark you are talking about, submitter.

The Followup tag infers that there was some previous article that might explain more, although I'm as clueless as you are.


Whose implication is the tag inferring this from, and why should we trust a tag's ability to read between the lines?
 
2014-06-04 01:17:57 PM
Has anyone seen Bazooka Joe?
 
2014-06-04 01:20:54 PM

mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?

Side question to Chicago Farkers: why the fark did Uberstein close?


I went to that Barleycorn once in 2003 when I was visiting friends.  I get it that we were in a frat, but holyhell they really needed to move on from that.  After not having been around frat boys for 4 years I was like "Oh shiat, I think I used to be one of these people.  I dislike these people."

It was like every Greek from Purdue, Illinois, ND, and Wisconsin all together and acting like they were still on campus.  Get over it, people.
 
2014-06-04 01:22:47 PM

mcreadyblue: Englebert Slaptyback: Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville


Good thing it wasn't Doublemintville.


Doublewide Twins?
 
2014-06-04 01:24:31 PM
Farking cops.  Maybe they were too busy writing traffic tickets, arresting someone for pot, or shooting a dog.
 
2014-06-04 01:24:49 PM

mcreadyblue: Englebert Slaptyback: Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville


Good thing it wasn't Doublemintville.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x224]


Taking all the magic out of twin sex with that pair of double wides.
 
2014-06-04 01:24:58 PM

uncleacid: Has anyone seen Bazooka Joe?


Or Big Dan?
 
2014-06-04 01:25:07 PM

Rapmaster2000: I went to that Barleycorn once in 2003 when I was visiting friends.  I get it that we were in a frat, but holyhell they really needed to move on from that.  After not having been around frat boys for 4 years I was like "Oh shiat, I think I used to be one of these people.  I dislike these people."

It was like every Greek from Purdue, Illinois, ND, and Wisconsin all together and acting like they were still on campus.  Get over it, people.


We went last year and it was almost fun to watch all the Chads and Trixies greek out like they're still in school.
 
2014-06-04 01:26:35 PM

CaptainBeefheart: mcreadyblue: Englebert Slaptyback: Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville


Good thing it wasn't Doublemintville.

Doublewide Twins?


Winning!
 
2014-06-04 01:28:38 PM

mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?

Side question to Chicago Farkers: why the fark did Uberstein close?


Please define "Chads" and "Trixies" for those of us not fluent in Chicagian. Thank you.
 
2014-06-04 01:31:51 PM

namegoeshere: mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?


Please define "Chads" and "Trixies" for those of us not fluent in Chicagian. Thank you.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trixie_(slang)
 
2014-06-04 01:41:53 PM
mjohnson71:  Side question to Chicago Farkers: why the fark did Uberstein close?

Uberstein was great.

It became a Sweet Baby Rays BBQ restaurant/bar and that has since closed as well.
 
2014-06-04 01:48:37 PM
I've been appropriately drunk in that bar before.
 
2014-06-04 01:50:36 PM

namegoeshere: mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?

Side question to Chicago Farkers: why the fark did Uberstein close?

Please define "Chads" and "Trixies" for those of us not fluent in Chicagian. Thank you.


This is less funny than many but basically accurate:
Trixie is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white woman, typically single and in her late 20s or early 30s. The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois. The term was further popularized by a satirical website dedicated to the  Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood.

Trixies are typically depicted as "social climbing, marriage-minded, money-hungry young ladies that seem to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park." Another description calls them "the women with  bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands.

Chad is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white man, typically single and in his 20s or early 30s. The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois, and was further popsularlized by a satirical website dedicated to the Lincoln Park Chad Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood. The female counterpart to the Chad, in slang, is the "Trixie".

A Chad is typically depicted as originating in Chicago's affluent North Shore suburbs (Highland Park, Lincolnshire, Deerfield, Northbrook, Glencoe, Winnetka, Glenview, Wilmette, or Lake Forest), attending private prep school, receiving a BMW for his 16th birthday, obtaining a law degree from a Big Ten University, belonging to a fraternity, moving to Lincoln Park, marrying a Trixie, and then moving back to the North Suburb
 
2014-06-04 01:58:54 PM

Magorn: namegoeshere: mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?

Side question to Chicago Farkers: why the fark did Uberstein close?

Please define "Chads" and "Trixies" for those of us not fluent in Chicagian. Thank you.

This is less funny than many but basically accurate:
Trixie is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white woman, typically single and in her late 20s or early 30s. The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois. The term was further popularized by a satirical website dedicated to the  Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood.

Trixies are typically depicted as "social climbing, marriage-minded, money-hungry young ladies that seem to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park." Another description calls them "the women with  bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands.

Chad is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white man, typically single and in his 20s or early 30s. The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois, and was further popsularlized by a satirical website dedicated to the Lincoln Park Chad Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood. The female counterpart to the Chad, in slang, is the "Trixie".

A Chad is typically depicted as originating in Chicago's affluent North Shore suburbs (Highland Park, Lincolnshire, Deerfield, Northbrook, Glencoe, Winnetka, Glenview, Wilmette, or La ...


Thank you.
 
2014-06-04 02:00:23 PM
Why would the police investigate a sexual assault?

That sounds like a lot of work compared to just beating random people, and riddling them with bullet holes.

/Besides, a cop probably was involved.
 
2014-06-04 02:05:07 PM

mcreadyblue: Englebert Slaptyback: Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville


Good thing it wasn't Doublemintville.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x224]


I thought they were supposed to be smoking hot twins.
 
2014-06-04 02:07:38 PM

Cold_Sassy: Actually, It's more like I've been there a time or two and it does suck.



Was the line at the Cheesecake Factory or Pizzeria Uno too long?
 
2014-06-04 02:16:03 PM

mjohnson71: namegoeshere: mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?


Please define "Chads" and "Trixies" for those of us not fluent in Chicagian. Thank you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trixie_(slang)


In college, young women called each other "Trixie" in a sort of joking manner, but it didn't have the connotations that it does in Chicagian, apparently.  So far as I could tell from context it meant something like "cool party girl."

But that was 15 years ago and nowhere near Chicago.
 
2014-06-04 02:27:15 PM

ciberido: mjohnson71: namegoeshere: mjohnson71: Magorn: The Irish Oak? for Wrigleyville that's actually a classy place  I mean at a place like Barelycorn I think a Side of rape is included with every order, but the oak always seemed a tamer place

Farking Wrigleyville Barleycorn: hate that place. I've never seen such a wretched den of Chads and Trixies in my life. Every time we road trip up to Chicago my friends drag me in that place.

Did I mention I hate the Wrigleyville Barleycorn?


Please define "Chads" and "Trixies" for those of us not fluent in Chicagian. Thank you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trixie_(slang)

In college, young women called each other "Trixie" in a sort of joking manner, but it didn't have the connotations that it does in Chicagian, apparently.  So far as I could tell from context it meant something like "cool party girl."

But that was 15 years ago and nowhere near Chicago.


It has mostly a negative connotation.

Trixies typically go Chad hunting while going to Cubs games at Wrigley while wearing pink Cubs hats or other pink gear. They generally chatter with their friends or spend it on the phone paying no attention to the game. The Cubs could be winning 14-0 or losing 14-0 and they'd be clueless.

Then after the game they migrate to Wrigleyville bars to keep the college type party going.
 
2014-06-04 02:39:16 PM
They never should have installed the lights.  The evening games bring out a MUCH different crowd than the afternoon ones did.
 
2014-06-04 02:42:14 PM
Wrigleyville calls out its best gumshoes to investigate.
 
2014-06-04 02:48:00 PM

BigLuca: They already made this movie, it starred Jodie Foster and pinball machine.  Reality is running out of ideas again.


I was thinking the same thing when I read the article. I had a hard time with that movie, because I wanted to hate the guys but she looked into it until a point if I recall correctly. I know no is no, but saying no in the middle is kind of harsh to the guys. I hope I am recalling that movie right if not then forget about my post.

I had a situation where I started to have sex with a young lady in a bar bathroom and after a few thrusts she changed her mind telling me she couldn't cheat on her husband so I did stop and jerked off instead as she watched. I was thinking the whole time "It is a little too late for that dear." It was still a nice turn on to have her watch as she stood there nude from the waist down and played with herself.

I wonder if a similar thing happened here where there was a change of heart.
 
2014-06-04 02:54:27 PM

Profedius: I had a situation where I started to have sex with a young lady in a bar bathroom and after a few thrusts she changed her mind telling me she couldn't cheat on her husband so I did stop and jerked off instead as she watched


And they say romance is dead these days.
 
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