HotWingConspiracy: Back in my day, girls used a gear shift AND LIKED IT.
CruJones: When are Slate and Salon going to merge into one unholy anti-christ of a website?
rebelyell2006: At least she didn't catch her teenage son using a hand mixer to masturbate.
devilEther: Sell the unwashed hand mixer on Ebay.
JackieRabbit: rebelyell2006: At least she didn't catch her teenage son using a hand mixer to masturbate.As if there is anything wrong with that....
Arkanaut: Buy her a webcam.
JackieRabbit: Pictures or it didn't happen.
rebelyell2006: JackieRabbit: rebelyell2006: At least she didn't catch her teenage son using a hand mixer to masturbate.As if there is anything wrong with that....It would be very painful, unless it was for urethra play.
CruJones: wait until she finds out what's being going on with the electric toothbrush
EvilEgg: The business would hurt, the other end is designed not to vibrate much.Maybe if you put a piece of tape on one of the blades to unbalance it, it could work.
rnatalie: Has anybody ever given you the Aunt Jemima treatment?
kvinesknows: clearly we need pics to prove this is real
ChipNASA: Arkanaut: Buy her a webcam.I already did....:-D
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