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(ABC 27)   Well it seems if you dress up like a clown and chase people with an ax, there will be problems   (abc27.com) divider line 60
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2014-06-04 12:57:32 AM  
And not just if you yourself do it! If anyone in your general vicinity is dressed up like a clown and chasing people with an ax, problems are happening.
 
2014-06-04 06:49:11 AM  
I think we have the next plan for the open carry idiots...
 
2014-06-04 07:38:22 AM  
Well there goes the weekend.
 
2014-06-04 07:38:24 AM  
So my weekend party plan of clowns and axes isn't going to work?

/goddammitsomuch
 
mhd
2014-06-04 07:38:49 AM  
There are Dutch juggalos? But the Netherlands actually have a working mental health care system.
 
2014-06-04 07:38:59 AM  
Juggalos?
 
2014-06-04 07:39:17 AM  
My first thought was that it was these folk:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2628107/Youll-never-feel-saf e- circus-Prank-clowns-fool-passers-believing-beating-killing-strangers.h tml#v-3565267820001

But seeing as how it's happening in multiple countries, as well as weird evil clown promos i remember from a few weeks back...is there some evil clown motif that's just circling the world's subconscious now and people have no choice but to act on it?
 
2014-06-04 07:41:08 AM  

strangeluck: So my weekend party plan of clowns and axes isn't going to work?

/goddammitsomuch


I can't give you your deposit back.
 
2014-06-04 07:44:05 AM  
Like everyone floating, for instance.
 
2014-06-04 07:46:07 AM  
40 hours? Wow, here it would be a year in jail.
 
2014-06-04 07:48:20 AM  
Well I thought this was America!
 
2014-06-04 07:50:28 AM  

Maturin: strangeluck: So my weekend party plan of clowns and axes isn't going to work?

/goddammitsomuch

I can't give you your deposit back.


That's what I get for scheduling a party with a guy living out of his mother's van.
 
2014-06-04 07:51:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-04 07:52:34 AM  
I call that Wednesday night.
 
2014-06-04 07:53:25 AM  
I like to play scrabble, and I have used the word 'axe' many a time to rid myself of the dreaded X.   I know  Ax is also an accepted spelling, but seriously - what is the more accepted version?
 
2014-06-04 07:54:55 AM  

strangeluck: Maturin: strangeluck: So my weekend party plan of clowns and axes isn't going to work?

/goddammitsomuch

I can't give you your deposit back.

That's what I get for scheduling a party with a guy living out of his mother's van.


It's not a van, it's an RV. And she was the one who jumps out of the cake.
 
2014-06-04 07:56:52 AM  
Ouchy?
 
2014-06-04 08:02:11 AM  
Good way to get shot dead.
Cops show up and there's a dead clown with an axe.
Case closed.
 
2014-06-04 08:03:27 AM  
And yet clowns who bathe in Axe body spray are allowed to walk free
 
2014-06-04 08:04:59 AM  

pottie: 40 hours? Wow, here it would be a year in jail.


Outside the US, jails are not seen as a profit center.
 
2014-06-04 08:10:31 AM  
Do you read Sutter Cane? *squeeeeek* huh-uh
 
2014-06-04 08:11:41 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-06-04 08:13:19 AM  

cwolf20: And yet clowns who bathe in Axe body spray are allowed to walk free


I see what you did there...

*golf claps approvingly*

/also hates those who saturate themselves in that Axe body gunk.
 
2014-06-04 08:16:06 AM  

Cold_Sassy: I like to play scrabble, and I have used the word 'axe' many a time to rid myself of the dreaded X.   I know  Ax is also an accepted spelling, but seriously - what is the more accepted version?


depends, are you attractive and successful?
 
2014-06-04 08:17:44 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: I think we have the next plan for the open carry idiots...


At least these clowns know how to dress the part they're playing.
 
2014-06-04 08:20:12 AM  
this is the new "tom green" reality corp coming up through the ranks committing unfunny pranks and filming it. Saw a commercial for a show called impractical jokers last night, not one of their pranks was funny. if anything it made me mad.  haven't seen the show so maybe there's better schtick than in the add but one day someone is going to snap and kill one of these aholes for being an asshole.

/i Do like that genre of humour/shows - just for laughs gags is one of my favourites.
 
2014-06-04 08:22:44 AM  
It's not like the clown was swinging a squirrel at them...which is what I would have done.
 
2014-06-04 08:24:55 AM  
Is it a good guy with an ax? or bad guy with an ax?
 
2014-06-04 08:28:26 AM  

LarryDan43: Is it a good guy with an ax? or bad guy with an ax?


What a good guy with an ax may look like:
www.rovang.org
 
2014-06-04 08:28:53 AM  

Cold_Sassy: I like to play scrabble, and I have used the word 'axe' many a time to rid myself of the dreaded X.   I know  Ax is also an accepted spelling, but seriously - what is the more accepted version?


a - s- k.  Ask.
 
2014-06-04 08:29:30 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: It's not like the clown was swinging a squirrel at them...which is what I would have done.


I'd have gone for a weasel, a rabid one. But that's just me.
 
2014-06-04 08:34:26 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Cold_Sassy: I like to play scrabble, and I have used the word 'axe' many a time to rid myself of the dreaded X.   I know  Ax is also an accepted spelling, but seriously - what is the more accepted version?

depends, are you attractive and successful?


Not  to toot my own horn or nuttin', but both.  I can spell, too.

Sadly, my own mother is the only one who can give me a run for the money in that game.
 
2014-06-04 08:41:15 AM  
Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
 
2014-06-04 08:50:03 AM  
But to be fair..... the video on You Tube of the scary clown prank ARE hilarious.
 
2014-06-04 08:51:44 AM  
Seriously, if you haven't seen the pranks they are AWESOME. (as long as they aren't happening to you)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A&feature=kp
 
2014-06-04 09:01:01 AM  

Fano: Like everyone floating, for instance.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-04 09:27:45 AM  

sedric: this is the new "tom green" reality corp coming up through the ranks committing unfunny pranks and filming it. Saw a commercial for a show called impractical jokers last night, not one of their pranks was funny. if anything it made me mad.  haven't seen the show so maybe there's better schtick than in the add but one day someone is going to snap and kill one of these aholes for being an asshole.

/i Do like that genre of humour/shows - just for laughs gags is one of my favourites.


Someone has a big long stick up their !@#.
 
2014-06-04 09:31:39 AM  
oh, NOW you tell me...
 
2014-06-04 09:36:43 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: is there some evil clown motif that's just circling the world's subconscious now and people have no choice but to act on it?


Clowns have been evil since the concept was invented. Happy fun clowns are a historical anomaly.
 
2014-06-04 09:38:46 AM  

sedric: this is the new "tom green" reality corp coming up through the ranks committing unfunny pranks and filming it. Saw a commercial for a show called impractical jokers last night, not one of their pranks was funny. if anything it made me mad.  haven't seen the show so maybe there's better schtick than in the add but one day someone is going to snap and kill one of these aholes for being an asshole.

/i Do like that genre of humour/shows - just for laughs gags is one of my favourites.


True.  I can't believe Tom Green didn't ever get punched in the face.  Kinda makes you sad for humanity.
 
2014-06-04 09:44:20 AM  

sedric: this is the new "tom green" reality corp coming up through the ranks committing unfunny pranks and filming it. Saw a commercial for a show called impractical jokers last night, not one of their pranks was funny. if anything it made me mad.  haven't seen the show so maybe there's better schtick than in the add but one day someone is going to snap and kill one of these aholes for being an asshole.

/i Do like that genre of humour/shows - just for laughs gags is one of my favourites.


I've watched like five minutes of that show and have seen countless ads for it, it is a horribly unfunny show filled with immature middle aged Jersey guys.  You should feel good about yourself for shunning it.
 
2014-06-04 09:47:55 AM  
I watched that video wen it came out and really thought one of those guys was going to get punched and knocked out cold. I did not expect the court thing
Lol
 
2014-06-04 10:01:15 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: I watched that video wen it came out and really thought one of those guys was going to get punched and knocked out cold. I did not expect the court thing
Lol


I expected court, but for someone else shooting the idjits... I know I would have probably overreacted where the "clown" was spilling stuff around my car...

Then again, they pull this sort of stuff overseas, where not everyone is overcompensating for something else by having 15 guns on them at all time...
 
2014-06-04 10:01:44 AM  

macross87: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.


That was a Shakespeare In The Park production of Julius Caesar. You shot 5 actors.

Good ones!
 
2014-06-04 10:03:41 AM  
www.bryanreesman.com
 
2014-06-04 10:17:57 AM  
Well there goes my plan to introduce clowns to lumberjack competitions.
 
2014-06-04 10:20:00 AM  
John Wayne Gacy?..anybody?
 
2014-06-04 10:31:31 AM  
Was I the only one who thought of it?

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-04 10:36:03 AM  

pottie: 40 hours? Wow, here it would be a year in jail.


Or Suicide by Cop.
 
2014-06-04 10:40:57 AM  

dbrunker: Was I the only one who thought of it?

[img.fark.net image 300x300]


I can't believe I had to scroll down so far..
 
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