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(Daily Mail)   Rihanna might as well have just shown up naked to the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards (Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 123
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2014-06-03 09:50:34 AM  
What will they do next to keep us talking about them?
 
2014-06-03 09:56:07 AM  
I can see her panties.
 
2014-06-03 09:58:23 AM  

make me some tea: I can see her panties.


Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?
 
2014-06-03 10:09:53 AM  
Why won't this miserable woman just shrivel up and vanish?
 
2014-06-03 10:26:16 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?


Modesty is a virtue.
 
2014-06-03 10:26:45 AM  
I left with the same question after I watched that scene in Swordfish: How could those tits be *that* disappointing?
 
2014-06-03 10:44:19 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?


That's what I was thinking. She wants to attention whore, but not enough to show off the goods below? If you're going to pull this, why not go all in?
 
2014-06-03 10:49:45 AM  
I wonder if this is one of those dresses where it seem opaque in the store lighting.


img004.lazygirls.info

Image is from "Just Shoot Me". I am not sure why there isn't a better capture.
 
2014-06-03 10:51:32 AM  
 Her music is awful, but I sure would do her.
 
2014-06-03 10:51:42 AM  
I fapped. Would fap again.
 
2014-06-03 10:51:44 AM  

miscreant: Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?

That's what I was thinking. She wants to attention whore, but not enough to show off the goods below? If you're going to pull this, why not go all in?


Because in order to string us along they have to provide tabloid fodder incrementally.
 
2014-06-03 10:51:50 AM  

miscreant: Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?

That's what I was thinking. She wants to attention whore, but not enough to show off the goods below? If you're going to pull this, why not go all in?


Woman can legally go topless in public in NYC. The same cannot be said for going bottomless.
 
2014-06-03 10:57:11 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?


Finkle is Rihanna....Rihanna is Finkle?
 
2014-06-03 10:57:15 AM  

make me some tea: Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?

Modesty is a virtue.


Virtue is immodest.
 
2014-06-03 10:58:17 AM  
She looks so 1920s. I think the entire outfit, including hair and makeup, is just glorious. She can pull it off flawlessly.
 
2014-06-03 10:58:27 AM  
i140.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-03 11:01:25 AM  
She looks good, but put some damn clothes on. We already know what you look like naked, from all the naked pics you post on-line.

/naked
 
2014-06-03 11:02:29 AM  
Pretty girl.  Not the classiest girl in the world.  But pretty.
 
2014-06-03 11:03:20 AM  
I think she looks gorgeous.
 
2014-06-03 11:04:21 AM  

buntz: Pretty girl.  Not the classiest girl in the world.  But pretty.


Chris Brown smacked the classy out of her.

//too misogynistic?
 
2014-06-03 11:06:04 AM  
Rose McGowan 2.0

I was okay with it then, and am okay with it now.

On a different note:

i.dailymail.co.uk

I never knew Lurch had a daughter.
 
2014-06-03 11:06:45 AM  
hotter than a two dollar pistol !

/ she reminds me of the girl i had back when..
 
2014-06-03 11:11:25 AM  
So I guess that means she really is going to get a divorce from Jay-Z.
 
2014-06-03 11:15:46 AM  
For some reason I am reminded of ...Jack Elam
 
2014-06-03 11:16:04 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: make me some tea: I can see her panties.

Which in turn begs the question: Why wear panties?


Probably because there's a point at which it goes from "daring" to "law breaking". The panties are a great match for her skintone though, so they don't really detract form the outfit.
 
2014-06-03 11:17:52 AM  

Harry_Seldon: buntz: Pretty girl.  Not the classiest girl in the world.  But pretty.

Chris Brown smacked the classy out of her.

//too misogynistic?


not at all.
 
2014-06-03 11:19:16 AM  

buntz: Pretty girl.  Not the classiest girl in the world.  But pretty.


See thru or not, I think it's actually a rather classy look.

/I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Crackers.
//'Crackers' is my nickname for my wife.
///To make exactly the joke above.
 
2014-06-03 11:19:38 AM  
Well, I guess I'll click on the link.
 
2014-06-03 11:21:23 AM  
I think she looks great.
 
2014-06-03 11:27:21 AM  
Obviously she's way hotter than any woman I have, or ever will, manage to convince to have sex with me, but for some reason she does absolutely nothing for me.

/same goes for Catherine Zeta-Jones
 
2014-06-03 11:28:20 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: She looks so 1920s. I think the entire outfit, including hair and makeup, is just glorious. She can pull it off flawlessly.


The 20's, when their outfits were totally see-through? I'll admit I'm no historian but celebs didn't walk around in this stuff.
 
2014-06-03 11:34:39 AM  
She is certainly slapped together well.
 
2014-06-03 11:34:45 AM  
It's like she's saying, "I don't usually bother to wear clothes, but for you, I will... only just barely."

So, no issue, then.
 
2014-06-03 11:36:26 AM  
If that were MY wife, I'd punch her for that.

/too soon?
 
2014-06-03 11:39:38 AM  
She's hotter than the Devil's taint but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. She's bat shait crazy.
 
2014-06-03 11:40:19 AM  
Too bad she had to hold her boa in front of her crotch all evening in order to pull off that look.
 
2014-06-03 11:46:52 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She's hotter than the Devil's taint but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. She's bat shait crazy.


Like you'd even get closer than 10 feet from her. Ever.
Well, maybe in magic dragon fap land
 
2014-06-03 11:47:16 AM  
John Kerry's daughter showed up at some gala with a dress that showed more than she may have thought.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/dress_big,0.jpg

//NSFW
 
2014-06-03 11:48:12 AM  

monoski: John Kerry's daughter showed up at some gala with a dress that showed more than she may have thought.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/dress_big,0.jpg

//NSFW


Yes, that was news ... 10 years ago.
 
2014-06-03 11:49:35 AM  

nmrsnr: Rose McGowan 2.0

I was okay with it then, and am okay with it now.


And Geena Davis before her.
 
2014-06-03 11:50:44 AM  

monoski: John Kerry's daughter showed up at some gala with a dress that showed more than she may have thought.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/dress_big,0.jpg

//NSFW


SHENANNIGANS!!  All these brands who wear sheer stuff like these outfits know exactly what they're doing, bogus "I didn't know the flashes on the cameras would be so bright and expose things!" included.
 
2014-06-03 11:51:49 AM  
Broads, not brands.
 
2014-06-03 11:52:06 AM  

Speaker2Animals: Why won't this miserable woman just shrivel up and vanish?


You sound sad and pissy.
 
2014-06-03 11:53:43 AM  
She is way above my standards. Would not hit.
 
2014-06-03 11:54:55 AM  

Pinner: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She's hotter than the Devil's taint but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. She's bat shait crazy.

Like you'd even get closer than 10 feet from her. Ever.
Well, maybe in magic dragon fap land


I don't fap. I'm happily married. Still wouldn't hit it if I was single.

/ Land of the Magic Dragon is a real place
// It's a nickname for the region I live in
/// Slashies
 
2014-06-03 11:58:00 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She's hotter than the Devil's taint but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. She's bat shait crazy.


That's the kind of woman you fark like crazy for a solid week, but never give her your real name and then just kind of disappear. The crazy typically makes for some amazing sex. She's hot as hell, but stupid and crazy, not the kind of girl you date or marry.
 
2014-06-03 11:58:12 AM  
She is retarded and disgusting. gross.
 
2014-06-03 11:58:15 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: She's hotter than the Devil's taint but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. She's bat shait crazy.


I guess I admire your restraint. Sure, we say 'never put your dick in crazy', but in practice I find that impractical.
 
2014-06-03 11:59:27 AM  
Her nipples look like slices of pepperoni
 
2014-06-03 12:02:16 PM  

Onkel Buck: Her nipples look like slices of pepperoni


Yeah, I was kinda hoping those were pasties.
 
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