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(Racked)   No sharp knees or bags of antlers here: Plus-sized models recreate the SI swimsuit calendar. Pics to the left, studmen to the right   (racked.com) divider line 246
    More: Amusing, plus-size models, Robyn Lawley, Lily Aldridge, body images, Chrissy Teigen  
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2014-06-03 09:59:05 AM
Silly site devs trying to block download of images are so funny. For your(read my)viewing enjoyment, with a few more from the Buzzfeed link at the bottom which I am amazed that Fark didn't swap out the link in favor of:

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/your welcome
 
2014-06-03 10:17:58 AM
imokwiththis.jpg
 
2014-06-03 10:18:37 AM
Yes -- yes -- If I was really desperate -- Not in a million years.
 
2014-06-03 11:45:32 AM

Speaker2Animals: Yes -- yes -- If I was really desperate -- Not in a million years.


I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean?
 
2014-06-03 11:55:09 AM
www.funnymemes.com
 
2014-06-03 11:57:58 AM
Arnt you suppose to push them back into the water?
 
2014-06-03 11:58:13 AM

Speaker2Animals: Yes -- yes -- If I was really desperate -- Not in a million years.


Liar, liar, pants on fire.
 
2014-06-03 11:58:16 AM
2 tall girls, 2 chubby girls.

Most accurate photos of "plus sized" I've seen in a while.

/men have big and tall stores. Why do women only have shiatty big and tall clothing?
 
2014-06-03 11:58:55 AM
If your belly is as wide as your shoulders, you are too big for plus sized.
 
2014-06-03 12:00:01 PM

SeaMan Stainz: Arnt you suppose to push them back into the water?


No, they might explode......more.
 
2014-06-03 12:00:05 PM
Ewwwwww Plumper Pr0N!
 
2014-06-03 12:00:16 PM
I'm ghey, so not like my opinion matters. I'd only consider one of those models "plus sized." The other ones seem pretty normal to me. WTF do I know?
 
2014-06-03 12:00:29 PM
The story doesn't say. Were they able to get them back in the water? Are they okay?

/just concerned.
 
2014-06-03 12:01:41 PM
July..second from the right...

great googily moogily yes
 
2014-06-03 12:02:20 PM
I would slap a thigh and ride the wave in
 
2014-06-03 12:02:44 PM
I'm not going to be sorry for not being attracted to folks I'm not attracted to. I'm not attracted to men, and I don't apologize to gay men for it. I'm not attracted to disproportionate women, and I won't apologize for it. I'm glad they feel sexy, and they should! Someone finds them attractive. Just not me.

And there's nothing disproportionate about the women in the green and white bikinis. Yowza.
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2014-06-03 12:02:59 PM
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 www.dailyhaha.com
 
2014-06-03 12:03:00 PM
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This is not plus-size, or curvy. It's fat. The blonde does not look that bad, but her bathing suit creates the illusion of a waist that's not really there.
 
2014-06-03 12:03:25 PM
Two are ok, a couple are actually fat, and not attractive.  The granny panty bathing suits aren't remotely sexy either.
 
2014-06-03 12:03:28 PM
I don't know about banging them, but I'd invite them over for snacks and video games.
 
2014-06-03 12:03:57 PM
Ugh. I'm so conflicted about this kind of stuff. One the one hand I think it's important for women to appreciate their bodies and stop all the destructive self-hate. One the other hand, I really don't think celebrating obesity is a good idea. (To be fair, it only looks to me like one of these ladies is obese.)

That being said, I disagree with objectifying women to begin with. So I guess there probably isn't a calendar girl concept out there that I would really like anyway.

My wall calendars typically consist of Hubble pictures and kittens. Sometimes Domo.
 
2014-06-03 12:04:10 PM

timujin:


I get the snark, but I don't find overly muscular men attractive. Work muscles are fine, but sculpted gym muscles turn me off. It means he'll be busy flexing in the mirror while doing me from behind. Hey musclehead, pay attention! Dat ass ain't gonna slap itself!
 
2014-06-03 12:05:25 PM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2014-06-03 12:06:02 PM
It is true: black is a really slimming color.
 
2014-06-03 12:06:08 PM
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2014-06-03 12:06:13 PM

formerfloozy: timujin:

I get the snark, but I don't find overly muscular men attractive. Work muscles are fine, but sculpted gym muscles turn me off. It means he'll be busy flexing in the mirror while doing me from behind. Hey musclehead, pay attention! Dat ass ain't gonna slap itself!


Hey, we're not all that way. Some of us enjoy slapping asses more than looking in the mirror, and we don't even have to be having sex to do it.
 
2014-06-03 12:06:15 PM
While it is true beauty comes in many sizes this:

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Isn't one of them.

I am not saying some people should be ashamed of their body, but not everyone should be proud of theirs either.
 
2014-06-03 12:07:36 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: her bathing suit creates the illusion of a waist that's not really there.


Thats what makes it a good swim suit. It flatters the body and makes someone who would otherwise feel insecure, feel good about wearing form fitting clothing.
 
2014-06-03 12:07:50 PM

CruJones: Two are ok, a couple are actually fat, and not attractive.  The granny panty bathing suits aren't remotely sexy either.


You said what I was going to - lots of granny panty style bottoms going on there...
 
2014-06-03 12:09:22 PM

formerfloozy: Dat ass ain't gonna slap itself!


This one might:

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2014-06-03 12:10:19 PM
cards fan by association:

You said what I was going to - lots of granny panty style bottoms going on there...

It allows you to tuck your belly under it, turning an unsightly roll into a flat surface.
 
2014-06-03 12:10:24 PM
Disgusting.

America's acceptance of fat culture is almost as bad as it's acceptance of gun culture. For the first time in US History, the yearly medical cost for overweight related conditions is larger than smoking and alcohol related conditions combined.
 
2014-06-03 12:11:25 PM
Not studmanning here, but subby, frankly, one of those things is not like the others.
 
2014-06-03 12:12:33 PM
I gotta be honest I'd hit all four of em. But the sloppy latina chick would have to be part of 3 way with the black girl or the tall one.
 
2014-06-03 12:13:45 PM

cards fan by association: CruJones: The granny panty bathing suits aren't remotely sexy either.

You said what I was going to - lots of granny panty style bottoms going on there...


Because they'd be more attractive in a string bikini?
 
2014-06-03 12:13:58 PM

jst3p: formerfloozy: Dat ass ain't gonna slap itself!

This one might:


That looks....uncomfortable.
 
2014-06-03 12:14:37 PM

Drakuun: cards fan by association: CruJones: The granny panty bathing suits aren't remotely sexy either.

You said what I was going to - lots of granny panty style bottoms going on there...

Because they'd be more attractive in a string bikini?


Burka, maybe.
 
2014-06-03 12:15:20 PM
Well hey, at least it's not another gun/traitor/rape thread!

We haven't had a good fat female shaming thread in weeks!  Or a week....
 
2014-06-03 12:18:07 PM
I'd like the opportunity to totally destroy those two white chicks.
 
2014-06-03 12:19:18 PM
Will I have to pay more for postage than the equivalent calendar with, you know, attractive women in it?
 
2014-06-03 12:20:52 PM
Yeah, that tall brunette "Plus-Sized" Bullshiat. Amazonian wonder, that could crush me with her thighs, and I'd die happy? Yes, Please.
 
2014-06-03 12:21:12 PM

jst3p: While it is true beauty comes in many sizes this:

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Isn't one of them.

I am not saying some people should be ashamed of their body, but not everyone should be proud of theirs either.


Provided that they aren't airbrushing away pockmarks and veins and shiat, she looks pretty damn healthy to me.

I understand that she's on the big end of the spectrum, but she doesn't look slovenly or unhealthy.

I think she's purty.
 
2014-06-03 12:22:00 PM
pathetic and disgusting
 
2014-06-03 12:22:56 PM
My favorite part of these threads (being "plus sized" myself) is imagining all of the perfect tens fark must have in the male department.  God.  You guys must be like a Russian mafia/James Bond/Male Model smorgasbord to be this farking critical.
 
2014-06-03 12:23:48 PM

teenytinycornteeth: My favorite part of these threads (being "plus sized" myself) is imagining all of the perfect tens fark must have in the male department.  God.  You guys must be like a Russian mafia/James Bond/Male Model smorgasbord to be this farking critical.


no, i just am not 50+ lbs overweight, desperate for attention, thinking it's society that is wrong, not my inability to stop shoving food in my face.
 
2014-06-03 12:24:03 PM
Fat girls need love too..they just need to pay for it

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2014-06-03 12:24:50 PM
Bookmarks? What are those?
 
2014-06-03 12:25:21 PM

pacified: pathetic and disgusting


Now now. I'm sure you have some good qualities
 
2014-06-03 12:26:08 PM
I just don't find those particular women attractive. I'm sure I could find many who are the same height but weigh more and don't have make up artists standing 3 feet away ready to fix any smudges.
 
2014-06-03 12:26:36 PM

teenytinycornteeth: My favorite part of these threads (being "plus sized" myself) is imagining all of the perfect tens fark must have in the male department.  God.  You guys must be like a Russian mafia/James Bond/Male Model smorgasbord to be this farking critical.


We're not out there trying to convince people that our beer guts are attractive.
 
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