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(io9)   Experimental lice powders: They were as fun as they sound. Let's just say that volunteers with some brands came down with literal scaly scrotums. Others came down with anus rash. All in all, many preferred the lice   (io9.com) divider line 20
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2014-06-02 08:02:57 PM  
Anus Rash is the name of my Hole cover band.
 
2014-06-02 09:10:43 PM  
Go to a drive-in movie double feature.
Get a large popcorn for the first show.
While you're munching on the popcorn, the crabs are munching on the popcorn crumbs that have fallen into your lap.
After the first show, the crabs will be thirsty.
Wait 'til they all go to the concession stand for a drink, then move the car, or go home.

/Very old
 
2014-06-02 10:18:32 PM  

basemetal: Anus Rash is the name of my Hole cover band.


Dammit, I came her to say that literal scaly scrotums would be a great name for a band. Now I can't.
 
2014-06-02 10:30:13 PM  
I bet that article made every bodies balls itch.
 
2014-06-02 10:56:48 PM  

basemetal: Anus Rash is the name of my Hole cover band.


Who will they open for?
 
2014-06-02 11:39:03 PM  

Mugato: basemetal: Anus Rash is the name of my Hole cover band.

Who will they open for?


Anyone, apparently.
 
2014-06-02 11:47:06 PM  
All the men learned they had to shave during WWI to make the gas masks work. That's stuck around for the past century, now a beard means you're crazy. We came close to having full body shaving as a norm. If not for DDT something something Federally subsidized waxing clinics for hairy people.
 
2014-06-02 11:48:36 PM  

Mugato: basemetal: Anus Rash is the name of my Hole cover band.

Who will they open for?


Goat.
 
2014-06-03 12:03:07 AM  
Oh for the love of god, DO NOT GIS Anus Rash!!!
 
2014-06-03 12:41:16 AM  

wildcardjack: All the men learned they had to shave during WWI to make the gas masks work. That's stuck around for the past century, now a beard means you're crazy. We came close to having full body shaving as a norm. If not for DDT something something Federally subsidized waxing clinics for hairy people.



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"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
 
2014-06-03 12:44:55 AM  

Brick-House: Oh for the love of god, DO NOT GIS Anus Rash!!!


i had not thought of....OH MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHY DID I NEED HEED YOUR EXPLICIT WARNING!!!!
 
2014-06-03 01:05:33 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Brick-House: Oh for the love of god, DO NOT GIS Anus Rash!!!

i had not thought of....OH MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHY DID I NEED HEED YOUR EXPLICIT WARNING!!!!


One of the many reasons I dropped any interest in going into the medical field.
 
2014-06-03 01:59:31 AM  
Were any of them delicious?

/The lice hate the sugar
 
2014-06-03 02:12:43 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: wildcardjack: All the men learned they had to shave during WWI to make the gas masks work. That's stuck around for the past century, now a beard means you're crazy. We came close to having full body shaving as a norm. If not for DDT something something Federally subsidized waxing clinics for hairy people.


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"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."


Yeah -- just TRY and explain that its actually just razor burn.

Shorn balls are nice but if you have sensitive skin i do NOT recommend it. Just trim it.
 
2014-06-03 04:46:19 AM  
Ellis Boyd Redding feels your pain.
 
2014-06-03 07:04:47 AM  
Why did they put lice powder on their anus?
 
2014-06-03 07:48:23 AM  
So I guess this would like like Preparation A through G, huh.
 
2014-06-03 11:41:46 AM  
Lice powder? You no rike our legular lice?
 
2014-06-03 11:57:24 AM  

fark'emfeed'emfish: Lice powder? You no rike our legular lice?


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2014-06-03 12:06:19 PM  
The lice  hate the sugar.
 
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