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(UPI)   Priest offers blessings for parishioners' smartphones to help with battery afterlife   ( divider line
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2014-06-03 12:09:45 AM  
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Did you know that for a donation you can get a catholic priest to bless just about anything?  It's true.  And stories like this come out every so often, just as long as it takes people to forget the last story about a priest blessing cars or a priest blessing TVs or a priest blessing a stock purchase.  So yes, we are once again shocked at this strange behavior in the same way a sheep every morning is shocked by that large, bright light in the sky that seems to rise out of the ground, only to sink back into it later, but on the other side of stuff.
2014-06-02 11:27:43 PM  
1 vote:

Salmon: But can they turn my blackberry into an iPhone?

That would be transubstantiation for the good of mankind.
2014-06-02 10:28:56 PM  
1 vote:
Our phone maker,
Who art in the Cloud,
Apple be thy name.
Thy data plans come,
Thy downloads be done,
In LA as it is in NYC
2014-06-02 10:19:58 PM  
1 vote:
They are trying to appeal to a younger, hipper, hypocrite.
2014-06-02 10:17:54 PM  
1 vote:
I guess the Catholic church has eliminated all poverty and injustice worldwide. So this is OK.
2014-06-02 09:37:33 PM  
1 vote:
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