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(Columbus Dispatch)   Ohio police chief arrested facing charges he confused the outstanding felony arrest warrant database with "OK Cupid." Includes a "really? You risked going to jail for THAT?" photo of his latest squeeze   (dispatch.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Glouster, police chiefs, dereliction of duty, Perry County  
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2014-06-02 02:41:53 PM  
Blackburn said yesterday that the chief was accused in the past of dating women inappropriate to his public position.

Oh but I thought there was a double standard that women were held to being "sluts" but men in similar situations are "studs". Does this mean that men are held to similar standards?


Oh, here's her booking photo when she was 21.
mugshot-catalogs.com
 
2014-06-02 02:53:01 PM  
E.... GAD.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-02 04:00:36 PM  
Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?
 
2014-06-02 04:31:57 PM  

vpb: Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?


I was about to make the same comment, $32,000 a year for the Police Chief? Where's he living, Bangladesh?
 
2014-06-02 04:37:29 PM  
Maybe he has a forehead fetish.
 
2014-06-02 05:04:15 PM  
What cop ever has a risk of going to jail?
 
2014-06-02 05:05:37 PM  
"OK Cupid" was alright, but it lacked the punch of "Pablo Honey".
 
2014-06-02 05:06:21 PM  
She's a softie
 
2014-06-02 05:07:46 PM  

vpb: Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?


At that rate, the patrol officers were probably paid straight commission on citations.
 
2014-06-02 05:07:47 PM  
Where have I seen this before?

img.photobucket.com
/hot
 
2014-06-02 05:08:05 PM  
Oh police chief? No relation to Sandra Oh, I assume.
 
2014-06-02 05:08:46 PM  
"bedded her"
 
2014-06-02 05:08:49 PM  
GLOUSTER, Ohio pop 1800,  thus $32K and all the dates you can get for pay
 
2014-06-02 05:09:05 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Blackburn said yesterday that the chief was accused in the past of dating women inappropriate to his public position.

Oh but I thought there was a double standard that women were held to being "sluts" but men in similar situations are "studs". Does this mean that men are held to similar standards?


Oh, here's her booking photo when she was 21.
[mugshot-catalogs.com image 200x150]


That's a nice, sturdy square jaw.
 
2014-06-02 05:09:42 PM  
Wiggum?
 
2014-06-02 05:11:18 PM  
Four years ago the median salary for an NJ cop was over $90,000.  This story is so full of sad..
 
2014-06-02 05:13:36 PM  
Headline.  My reaction:

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-02 05:19:13 PM  
sounds like he lost his gun in a rain of frogs
 
2014-06-02 05:20:37 PM  

vpb: Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?


FWIW he probably had pension and benefits on top of that, and all the donuts and coffee he can handle from the local joints. And cost of living is probably pretty low where he is. But yeah, that's pretty ridiculous.

Still doesn't excuse what he did though.
 
2014-06-02 05:20:48 PM  
Oh my god, that neck looks a congenital abnormality. How does he turn his head? Does he have to move his entire torso? Can he look up? Will our children have freakishly large necks too? I must have answers to these questions before I can make him my mate.

/did you know that dogs can't look up?
//Big Al says so
 
2014-06-02 05:21:20 PM  
A heroin junkie with soft skin?  I call shenanigans.

/heh, criminal tool
 
2014-06-02 05:21:58 PM  
FTFA:  "Hillary Hooper"

Yep, now it makes sense.  I bet she does Lucas, I bet she does.
 
2014-06-02 05:29:34 PM  
Headline phornboodled my brain thing.
 
2014-06-02 05:31:28 PM  

Saul Goodman: Where have I seen this before?

[img.photobucket.com image 624x352]
/hot like mama2tnt


Thank you for posting what I came in here looking for.
/but...ftfm.
 
2014-06-02 05:32:07 PM  
Suspended without pay for essentially helping someone evade a victimless felony drug charge and a few other lesser things, but if a cop beats someone to death it's a paid vacation.

I think our priorities are a bit out of whack.
 
2014-06-02 05:32:13 PM  
He took Hooper to Hooters.
 
2014-06-02 05:33:52 PM  
That's Ohio "pretty".
 
2014-06-02 05:36:12 PM  
Authorities also confiscated Mace's cruiser; a preliminary investigation has uncovered evidence that the chief likely had sex in it, Blackburn said.

What does a preliminary investigation involve?  Is that just a visual inspection?  Is a black light involved?
 
2014-06-02 05:40:08 PM  

AndreMA: Suspended without pay for essentially helping someone evade a victimless felony drug charge and a few other lesser things, but if a cop beats someone to death it's a paid vacation.

I think our priorities are a bit out of whack.


So where do you get your weed from?
 
2014-06-02 05:41:17 PM  

ChildOfBhaal: Is a black light involved?


Only if the year is 1974.
 
2014-06-02 05:43:11 PM  
Police chief job for $32K/year? No wonder he's supplementing his non-salary benefits in any way possible.

But yeah, nope, not even with someone else's.
 
2014-06-02 05:43:45 PM  

ChildOfBhaal: Authorities also confiscated Mace's cruiser; a preliminary investigation has uncovered evidence that the chief likely had sex in it, Blackburn said.

What does a preliminary investigation involve?  Is that just a visual inspection?  Is a black light involved?


s1.static.gotsmile.net

Dusting the car for prints, for a start.
 
Al!
2014-06-02 05:48:20 PM  

vpb: Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?


spman: vpb: Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?

I was about to make the same comment, $32,000 a year for the Police Chief? Where's he living, Bangladesh?


lecgbe: GLOUSTER, Ohio pop 1800,  thus $32K and all the dates you can get for pay


I live in rural NY and we can't get a decent Chief for the same reason.  iirc our pay is $35k/yr +OT, with the rest making somewhere around $12k part time.  Our current Chief is a scumbag, and no one else qualified wants the job.  We had him as OIC for almost 4 years after our old Chief was elected Sheriff, before they basically had to promote him or let him go, and there was no one left to make OIC if they let him go.

  The problem here is that all the jobs are moving to Mexico, the taxes are the highest in the country, and no one municipality has enough money to actually pay their employees a living wage.  NAFTA + The Welfare State and all that entails = no money for things that actually matter.
 
2014-06-02 05:55:08 PM  
But a prosecutor said yesterday that Mace instead hid a wanted heroin addict, took her to dinner, lied to authorities about her whereabouts and bedded her.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-02 06:05:09 PM  

rjakobi: AndreMA: Suspended without pay for essentially helping someone evade a victimless felony drug charge and a few other lesser things, but if a cop beats someone to death it's a paid vacation.

I think our priorities are a bit out of whack.

So where do you get your weed from?


Do you disagree that he was suspended without pay? That the only charge against the woman mentioned was a felony heroin possession charge? That that charge is pretty much victimless? That there's an endless parade of stories on fark about the police beating people - sometimes to death - where they are suspended with pay? That the other allegations against the police chief don't involve violence resulting in severe injury?

Use your words.
 
2014-06-02 06:11:56 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: ChildOfBhaal: Authorities also confiscated Mace's cruiser; a preliminary investigation has uncovered evidence that the chief likely had sex in it, Blackburn said.

What does a preliminary investigation involve?  Is that just a visual inspection?  Is a black light involved?

[s1.static.gotsmile.net image 600x430]

Dusting the car for prints, for a start.


I call BS..

A. It's a Volvo and no one could be THAT horny

B. Her pants are still on. Even if it is a prank, you've got to commit to the moment.
 
2014-06-02 06:16:12 PM  
Where the hell is "Oh"? Is it near "Snap"?
 
2014-06-02 06:17:46 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-06-02 06:19:10 PM  

spman: vpb: Mace has been suspended without pay from his $32,000-a-year job

No wonder.  And this guy was the chief?  What do the ordinary cops get, minimum wage?

I was about to make the same comment, $32,000 a year for the Police Chief? Where's he living, Bangladesh?


I take it you've never had the pleasure of driving through SE Ohio.

BitwiseShift: Four years ago the median salary for an NJ cop was over $90,000.  This story is so full of sad..


SE Ohio is pretty much entirely full of sad.  I used to think the rural part of central Ohio where I grew up was pretty poor and unhappy, until I went down to the Appalachian part of the state.  It's one of those places where you see that people live there, but you can't see what they do.  There's not much agriculture, no industry to speak of, no commercial or entertainment centers---I guess people just do drugs to stave off the boredom.
 
2014-06-02 06:20:16 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Danger Avoid Death: ChildOfBhaal: Authorities also confiscated Mace's cruiser; a preliminary investigation has uncovered evidence that the chief likely had sex in it, Blackburn said.

What does a preliminary investigation involve?  Is that just a visual inspection?  Is a black light involved?

[s1.static.gotsmile.net image 600x430]

Dusting the car for prints, for a start.

I call BS..

A. It's a Volvo and no one could be THAT horny

B. Her pants are still on. Even if it is a prank, you've got to commit to the moment.


The impressions are crystal-clear, as if there was no motion at all.  That must have been one boring boning.  So, maybe the Volvo does make sense.
 
2014-06-02 06:35:31 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Danger Avoid Death: ChildOfBhaal: Authorities also confiscated Mace's cruiser; a preliminary investigation has uncovered evidence that the chief likely had sex in it, Blackburn said.

What does a preliminary investigation involve?  Is that just a visual inspection?  Is a black light involved?

[s1.static.gotsmile.net image 600x430]

Dusting the car for prints, for a start.

I call BS..

A. It's a Volvo and no one could be THAT horny

B. Her pants are still on. Even if it is a prank, you've got to commit to the moment.


works for me!
 
2014-06-02 06:39:51 PM  
He is FAR uglier than she is.
 
2014-06-02 06:54:05 PM  
I'll bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
 
2014-06-02 07:20:00 PM  
For all the people commenting on the low salary.  This is the chief of police for a town with less than 2,000 people in it.  Most likely, chief is the only full time position, and a couple of part time patrolmen.  And, for the most part, the guys filling those positions are cops that retired from other police departments or the military, and have nice fat government pensions already, and are adding this little paycheck with some decent bennies on the top.  Cops and military get to retire after 20-25 years, which means that at 40-50 years old, you still have a plenty of working life left in you, and, with the decent sized retirement check you're pulling in, you can afford to take a job with what most people would consider crap wages.
 
2014-06-02 07:25:48 PM  

Blues_X: Maybe he has a forehead fetish.


I believe she would qualify to be a five-head.
 
2014-06-02 08:01:38 PM  

rjakobi: AndreMA: Suspended without pay for essentially helping someone evade a victimless felony drug charge and a few other lesser things, but if a cop beats someone to death it's a paid vacation.

I think our priorities are a bit out of whack.

So where do you get your weed from?


I guess someone never heard of "abuse of authority" or comprehends the potential danger in it.

So, here's an example:

Suppose that victimless felon didn't WANT to be "bedded" but went along with it so she could evade her charge? Now it's sexual assault under color of authority. It's also conspiracy (for her) and obstruction of justice (for both of them).

Suppose the officers (both of them) who work in that township know of their chief's loose interpretation of the laws and decide THEY want to start using the booking computer for a dating site? Or to fatten their wallets by shaking down other victimless felons like the local heroin dealers? What can the chief say? Would he say anything?

This is how corruption starts and promulgates.
 
2014-06-02 08:10:31 PM  
You could call her Ohio pretty.

Anywhere out side of the big 3 cities and she could demand her pick of the Gummo spawn that comprise most of the state.

/one step away from appalachia if you get 3 miles from a major city
 
2014-06-02 08:20:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Suppose that victimless felon didn't WANT to be "bedded" but went along with it so she could evade her charge? Now it's sexual assault under color of authority. It's also conspiracy (for her) and obstruction of justice (for both of them).


That is a valid point I'd not considered. I'd assumed that she initiated what relationship there was in order to evade arrest. It could be either way, I suppose.

Hopefully we'll hear her account of things at some point.
 
2014-06-02 09:58:16 PM  
FTFA: "Any time a police officer violates the public trust, it is concerning," Blackburn said. "It's very disappointing."

 img.fark.net
 
2014-06-02 10:06:25 PM  
You risked going to jail for THAT?

No police chief is going to jail - unless they murder someone rich and famous in front of their children and a dozen or so other witnesses.
 
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