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(CNN)   Police are searching for a man and a woman who apparently scaled a security fence and broke into Miley Cyrus' house stealing jewelry and her Maserati in what was totally not a case of her dealer trying to collect what he's owed   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-06-02 12:53:49 PM  
Has Bobby Tables being playing with this headline?
 
2014-06-02 02:00:01 PM  
I wouldn't dismiss the possibility of insurance fraud yet. Also, since the vehicle in question is a Maserati, what is the status of Miley's driver's license? Can she drive?
 
2014-06-02 02:00:43 PM  

cgraves67: I wouldn't dismiss the possibility of insurance fraud yet. Also, since the vehicle in question is a Maserati, what is the status of Miley's driver's license? Can she drive?


Well I hear it does 185
 
2014-06-02 02:00:44 PM  

cgraves67: I wouldn't dismiss the possibility of insurance fraud yet. Also, since the vehicle in question is a Maserati, what is the status of Miley's driver's license? Can she drive?


At 135.
 
2014-06-02 02:01:39 PM  
She can buy any car in the world and she picks a new Maserati? I thought I could tell from her stage show that she didn't have taste, but this just confirms it.
 
2014-06-02 02:02:05 PM  

wildcardjack: cgraves67: I wouldn't dismiss the possibility of insurance fraud yet. Also, since the vehicle in question is a Maserati, what is the status of Miley's driver's license? Can she drive?

At 135.


she lost her license, now she don't drive
 
2014-06-02 02:02:27 PM  
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It's a nice car and all, but I'm kind of surprised she has a $100,000 Maserati, when she can easily afford to shell out for a Bentley.
 
2014-06-02 02:03:02 PM  
Smell like yesterday's yeast infection.
 
2014-06-02 02:03:42 PM  
Was she even alive when Biggie got killed?
 
2014-06-02 02:04:23 PM  
She is very reprehensible.
 
2014-06-02 02:07:11 PM  
She lives in NoHo?  Really?

I guess I expected better, and I don't know why.  You can take the white trash outta the holler, but you can't take the holler outta the white trash.
 
2014-06-02 02:08:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

It's a nice car and all, but I'm kind of surprised she has a $100,000 Maserati, when she can easily afford to shell out for a Bentley.


Or a decent security company.
 
gja
2014-06-02 02:09:48 PM  
Anyone know where Winona and LiLo were?

/imjustsayin
 
2014-06-02 02:10:29 PM  
must be nice to have the police actually search for someone that robs you, the benefits of being a celebrity I guess...
 
2014-06-02 02:11:10 PM  
How'd they get the car back over the fence?
 
gja
2014-06-02 02:11:23 PM  

Another Government Employee: Smell like yesterday's yeast infection.


Thanks so much! I just threw up into my mouth a little.
 
2014-06-02 02:11:24 PM  
The suspects managed to make off with a 2014 white, four-door Maserati Quattroporte

She's got it bad.
 
2014-06-02 02:11:24 PM  
four-door Maserati Quattroporte

Question for Italian-speaking Farkers: Is this as redundant as it sounds?
 
2014-06-02 02:11:52 PM  
I wonder if they found the incest videos?
 
gja
2014-06-02 02:11:59 PM  

phaseolus: four-door Maserati Quattroporte

Question for Italian-speaking Farkers: Is this as redundant as it sounds?


Yup. yes, indeed, certainly.
 
2014-06-02 02:12:58 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

It's a nice car and all, but I'm kind of surprised she has a $100,000 Maserati, when she can easily afford to shell out for a Bentley.


Meh.  Those things are a dime a dozen in Vancouver.  I figure they must be cheap since they all seem to have 17 year old Chinese kids driving them here.
 
2014-06-02 02:13:06 PM  

phaseolus: four-door Maserati Quattroporte

Question for Italian-speaking Farkers: Is this as redundant as it sounds?


Yes, yes it is.  And I wouldn't even call myself and Italian speaker, but I know enough to know that.  :)
 
gja
2014-06-02 02:13:10 PM  

RoyHobbs22: I wonder if they found the incest videos?


zerowoes.com
 
2014-06-02 02:13:39 PM  
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Great.  now she has to get around town in her daily commuter.
 
2014-06-02 02:14:05 PM  

Ivandrago: She can buy any car in the world and she picks a new Maserati? I thought I could tell from her stage show that she didn't have taste, but this just confirms it.


Maseratis are pretty awful, it's true.
 
2014-06-02 02:14:19 PM  

RoyHobbs22: I wonder if they found the incest videos?



Yuck!
chattanoogabystander.com
 
2014-06-02 02:14:57 PM  
Thanks Obama!
 
2014-06-02 02:14:57 PM  
She is such a professional, she won't let this interfere with Perfecting her Art.

Here, we see Miley practicing a duet before her next show.

www.flamingopink.com.au

Truly, an inspiration to us all.
 
2014-06-02 02:15:58 PM  
But the big question is who stole her virginity?
 
2014-06-02 02:17:29 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
gja
2014-06-02 02:18:06 PM  

stupiddream: But the big question is who stole her virginity?


You can't steal what is given away freely
 
2014-06-02 02:18:27 PM  

NateAsbestos: Ivandrago: She can buy any car in the world and she picks a new Maserati? I thought I could tell from her stage show that she didn't have taste, but this just confirms it.

Maseratis are pretty awful, it's true.


The thieves probably thought they were slick stealing her car, but the joke will be on them when it gets stuck in reverse before they get it to the chop shop.
 
2014-06-02 02:19:00 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: She lives in NoHo?  Really?

I guess I expected better, and I don't know why.  You can take the white trash outta the holler, but you can't take the holler outta the white trash.


She lives in North Hollywood on Radford near the In-N-Out Burger.
 
2014-06-02 02:19:21 PM  

stupiddream: But the big question is who stole her virginity?


Billy Ray
 
2014-06-02 02:19:30 PM  
Pretty sure Miley Cyrus' Dealer has never actually met Miley Cyrus and doesn't know that she's a client.

Rich people have people to do these things.
 
2014-06-02 02:24:11 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Satan's Bunny Slippers: She lives in NoHo?  Really?

I guess I expected better, and I don't know why.  You can take the white trash outta the holler, but you can't take the holler outta the white trash.

She lives in North Hollywood on Radford near the In-N-Out Burger.


She isn't writing anymore due to her health problems.
 
2014-06-02 02:25:03 PM  
Where was Bieber?
 
2014-06-02 02:25:51 PM  
She is obviously having more fun than just about anyone else that is over the age of five.
 
2014-06-02 02:26:24 PM  

biscuitsngravy: Rapmaster2000: Satan's Bunny Slippers: She lives in NoHo?  Really?

I guess I expected better, and I don't know why.  You can take the white trash outta the holler, but you can't take the holler outta the white trash.

She lives in North Hollywood on Radford near the In-N-Out Burger.

She isn't writing anymore due to her health problems.


This thing has gone straight to the Alps.
 
2014-06-02 02:27:55 PM  
i saw/heard some maserattis in singapore...  i thought they were pretty sweet.   slightly detuned/growly, and more de-lux than the ferraris which sounded like straight screaming race cars (in the best possible way).  i'd say the maserattis are for enthusiasts over 60.   i was amazed at the sound of the ferrari... fierce!

what i cant understand is why the universe would give one to miley.
i do applaud it's decision to take it away!

/ miley must really really really hate her father
 
2014-06-02 02:28:09 PM  

tinyarena: [www.flamingopink.com.au image 618x545]

Truly, an inspiration to us all.


Is she singing from her diaphragm?
 
2014-06-02 02:28:31 PM  

uncleacid: Where was Bieber?


Burning crosses?
 
2014-06-02 02:28:32 PM  

tinyarena: She is such a professional, she won't let this interfere with Perfecting her Art.

Here, we see Miley practicing a duet before her next show.

Truly, an inspiration to us all.


She looks like Stuart from Madtv.

I'm not offended by her blatant sex and drug "controversies", or the fact that she keeps trying to pull off this rebellious bullshiat that is predictably formulaic.

However, I am deeply offended that she considers herself sexy. That offends all my senses.
 
2014-06-02 02:30:09 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

It's a nice car and all, but I'm kind of surprised she has a $100,000 Maserati, when she can easily afford to shell out for a Bentley.


Pfff if she can afford a $100k Maserati, why couldn't she afford to install a live GPS tracking unit in case it got stolen? I picked up a really great GPS tracker for $100 on Ebay and tracking only costs $5.99 a month. What's her excuse?
 
2014-06-02 02:30:22 PM  

stupiddream: But the big question is who stole her virginity?



What did Miley Cyrus say after losing her virginity?

Get off me daddy you're crushing my cigarettes.
 
2014-06-02 02:33:18 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

It's a nice car and all, but I'm kind of surprised she has a $100,000 Maserati, when she can easily afford to shell out for a Bentley.


well she's not a 60 yr old man.
 
2014-06-02 02:33:57 PM  

stupiddream: But the big question is who stole her virginity?


My guess is that her hymen ached and broke.

/  If you know what I mean.

/ /  And I think you do.
 
2014-06-02 02:34:44 PM  

scotchcrotch: tinyarena: She is such a professional, she won't let this interfere with Perfecting her Art.

Here, we see Miley practicing a duet before her next show.

Truly, an inspiration to us all.

She looks like Stuart from Madtv.

I'm not offended by her blatant sex and drug "controversies", or the fact that she keeps trying to pull off this rebellious bullshiat that is predictably formulaic.

However, I am deeply offended that she considers herself sexy. That offends all my senses.


I'm glad i'm not the only in this case... I think she looks like a bad transformer... Her "actions" are just annoying really. The only thing she succeeded in was burning her Disney bridge to fame, everything else is pretty *yawn* typical teenager AW crap...
 
2014-06-02 02:34:47 PM  

olapbill: Sin_City_Superhero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

It's a nice car and all, but I'm kind of surprised she has a $100,000 Maserati, when she can easily afford to shell out for a Bentley.

well she's not a 60 yr old man.


I just thought of Bentleys as cars for the nouveau riche.
 
2014-06-02 02:39:21 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Satan's Bunny Slippers: She lives in NoHo?  Really?

I guess I expected better, and I don't know why.  You can take the white trash outta the holler, but you can't take the holler outta the white trash.

She lives in North Hollywood on Radford near the In-N-Out Burger.



Huh.  I just assumed she'd found a place up in the hills or such.  *shrug*

I used to live in a trailer park on Lankershim. Not too far from the In n Out...I think it was on Califa?
 
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