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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Looks like John Elway's son can throw it around too   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 22
    More: Dumbass, John Elway, Jack Elway, Colfax  
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2014-06-02 02:42:48 PM
I initially parsed that as "Elton John's son" and... well, I wasn't sure what to think.

/I claim illness.
 
2014-06-02 03:09:10 PM

"Sources familiar with the case say that in the last several days, Elway, who goes by the nickname "Jack," allegedly pushed a 23-year-old woman out of a moving car near the intersection of Colfax Avenue and Lipan Street."


I am Jack's lack of tolerance for this annoying biatch in my car.

 
2014-06-02 03:09:32 PM
No need for such a long face, they were just horsing around.
 
2014-06-02 03:11:48 PM

skinink: "Sources familiar with the case say that in the last several days, Elway, who goes by the nickname "Jack," allegedly pushed a 23-year-old woman out of a moving car near the intersection of Colfax Avenue and Lipan Street."
I am Jack's lack of tolerance for this annoying biatch in my car.


"What are you listening to these days?"
"I'm really into the new... Nickelback."
"GET THE FARK OUT OF MY CAR!"
 
2014-06-02 03:22:39 PM
I wonder if he choked...her.
 
2014-06-02 03:22:52 PM
She had a rough night and she hates the farking eagles, man.
 
2014-06-02 03:24:16 PM
She probably wanted to go to Baltimore.
 
2014-06-02 03:25:23 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: She probably wanted to go to Baltimore.


Thread over.
 
2014-06-02 03:32:03 PM
Looks like he plans on living off the old man's money.
 
2014-06-02 03:50:09 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-02 04:09:20 PM
I'm shocked by this behavior from an alum of such a prestigious university.
 
2014-06-02 04:12:40 PM
Hell, sign him up for the interior of the D-Line.  Can't do any worse.

/Heck, we play the Chargers and Raiders twice a year, that's pretty close to playing against girls.
 
2014-06-02 04:34:45 PM

uncleacid: Looks like he plans on living off the old man's money.


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Bro, my dad.. like, owns a dealership.
 
2014-06-02 04:39:13 PM
Here's a check, make it go away.
 
2014-06-02 05:02:49 PM
Colfax is hooker country.  He probably pushed her out to keep from paying her.
 
2014-06-02 05:21:31 PM

Moroning: Colfax is hooker country.


Colfax is what, 25 miles long?  Only about 23 of those miles are considered "hooker country".
 
2014-06-02 06:47:11 PM
I can safely assume dbag just from that single photo
 
2014-06-02 07:36:53 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Hell, sign him up for the interior of the D-Line.  Can't do any worse.

/Heck, we play the Chargers and Raiders twice a year, that's pretty close to playing against girls.


Remember last year when the Chargers beat the Broncos?

The Chargers weren't good enough to get blown out by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl like the Broncos, but they made out further into the playoffs than the Chiefs.
 
2014-06-02 07:44:33 PM
Damned Donkey thugs
 
2014-06-02 08:04:08 PM
Is he interviewing for a Red Sox clubhouse job?
 
2014-06-03 12:28:52 AM

Gonz: skinink: "Sources familiar with the case say that in the last several days, Elway, who goes by the nickname "Jack," allegedly pushed a 23-year-old woman out of a moving car near the intersection of Colfax Avenue and Lipan Street."
I am Jack's lack of tolerance for this annoying biatch in my car.

"What are you listening to these days?"
"I'm really into the new... Nickelback."
"GET THE FARK OUT OF MY CAR!"


I'm just here to acknowledge your Henry Rollins quoting.

/carry on
 
2014-06-03 08:42:14 AM

davidphogan: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Hell, sign him up for the interior of the D-Line.  Can't do any worse.

/Heck, we play the Chargers and Raiders twice a year, that's pretty close to playing against girls.

Remember last year when the Chargers beat the Broncos?

The Chargers weren't good enough to get blown out by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl like the Broncos, but they made out further into the playoffs than the Chiefs.


The Chargers were PMSing that day.  No way anyone was going to beat them.  I just think is BS that Midol isn't on the PED list.

/I hear they had celebratory bon-bons then went shoe shopping
 
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