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(Some Guy)   After numerous wardrobe malfunctions, Kate Middleton hires a bum watcher to ensure her skirts don't go flying up around her shoulders in future. Best. Job. Ever   (handbag.com) divider line 56
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2014-06-02 08:31:19 AM  
Katy Perry's boob adjuster is still a better job.
 
2014-06-02 08:44:42 AM  
The Royal Assman
 
2014-06-02 09:32:32 AM  
Butt it's a very nice Royal ass....
 
2014-06-02 10:52:03 AM  
Might I suggest an ounce of jewelry pinned to the hem of the dress?
 
2014-06-02 10:53:46 AM  
That's up there with official beer taster.
 
2014-06-02 10:54:27 AM  
I've heard that they sew little lead pellets into the hem of the Queen's dresses so she could avoid that problem.
 
2014-06-02 10:55:32 AM  

slayer199: Butt it's a very nice Royal ass....


www.vettiguy.com
what a nice royal ass might look like

/would of posted kate upskirt pic but it got deleted last time. Moderators thought it best to moderate it.
 
2014-06-02 10:55:42 AM  
I volunteer for this role with her sister!
 
2014-06-02 10:56:49 AM  

wildcardjack: Might I suggest an ounce of jewelry pinned to the hem of the dress?


Thanks Mr. Killjoy
 
2014-06-02 10:56:50 AM  
Not enough windy upskirt panty shots on this thread... Off to Foobies!
 
2014-06-02 10:57:11 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I've heard that they sew little lead pellets into the hem of the Queen's dresses so she could avoid that problem.


i have been thinking of a device or method to correct this issue... but, haven't found a marketable solution yet.  last effort involved a complicated system of garters and snaps.  the theory is (since i'm never actually going to make a prototype) that it would prevent ass showage, but it may have the consequence of affecting the hang of the dress.  also, "the hang of the dress" was the problem with the lead pellets.
 
2014-06-02 10:57:14 AM  
8 posts in and no link to the pictures? This place is slipping.
 
2014-06-02 10:57:37 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I've heard that they sew little lead pellets into the hem of the Queen's dresses so she could avoid that problem.


If it's windy, it could be called a 4-sinker day.
/old american slang.
 
2014-06-02 10:58:26 AM  
A bum-looker?
 
2014-06-02 10:59:56 AM  
 
2014-06-02 11:00:08 AM  

EvilEgg: Katy Perry's boob adjuster is still a better job.


I retired as Jennifer Lopez's nipple tweaker.

/replaced by ice cubes
 
2014-06-02 11:00:08 AM  

wildcardjack: Might I suggest an ounce of jewelry pinned to the hem of the dress?


Might I suggest helium balloons?
 
2014-06-02 11:00:15 AM  
Link after the article. "The Perils of Tote Bag Friction Explained"

FINALLY!!
 
2014-06-02 11:00:46 AM  

Arkanaut: A bum-looker?


Cheeky monkey!
 
2014-06-02 11:01:00 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-02 11:01:32 AM  

pag1107: 8 posts in and no link to the pictures? This place is slipping.


They deleted it when I posted it a few days ago.  I didn't see the problem.  I'm thinking the royal family has a agent in the moderator ranks
 
2014-06-02 11:04:33 AM  
wouldn't tighter fitting dresses stop this?
 
2014-06-02 11:07:47 AM  
I seriously think she's an exhibitionist. And I like it.
 
2014-06-02 11:10:17 AM  
Obligatory and extremely NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxJu4uJff4
 
2014-06-02 11:11:12 AM  

uber humper: pag1107: 8 posts in and no link to the pictures? This place is slipping.

They deleted it when I posted it a few days ago.  I didn't see the problem.  I'm thinking the royal family has a agent in the moderator ranks


Let's see if my GIS link above stays.
 
2014-06-02 11:13:42 AM  
She's got a fantastic ass, and either wears a thong or no underwear.

I don't see a problem here.
 
2014-06-02 11:15:36 AM  
 
2014-06-02 11:16:31 AM  
I'd like to take a crack at it.
 
2014-06-02 11:22:00 AM  

ChrisDe: She's got a fantastic ass, and either wears a thong or no underwear.

I don't see a problem here.


She's a royal babe.
 
2014-06-02 11:22:11 AM  
So how does this work, exactly?  The girl that follows her around, upon detecting a possible 'Marilyn Monroe over the air grate' moment, lunges at Kate and wraps her arms around Kate's legs and the dress/skirt to keep things in place?


Might make for some good NFL Highlights footage.
 
2014-06-02 11:28:36 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Arkanaut: A bum-looker?

Cheeky monkey!


Let's do some drawrings!
 
2014-06-02 11:30:38 AM  
Relevant:

Rupert Smythe-Pennington: Yes. Now, on certain former occasions, you will find that the Royal...Ahem will be wearing a hat.

Doctor: How does that work?

Rupert Smythe-Pennington: It's a small hat.

Doctor: I see.

Rupert Smythe-Pennington: If it is wearing a hat, you must wait for it to tip its hat before you tip yours.

Doctor: What if I'm not wearing a hat?

Rupert Smythe-Pennington: Well, if IT's wearing a hat, I suggest YOU get a hat. This is the Royal...Ahem after all.

Doctor: I'm sorry, must we call it the Royal...Ahem?

Rupert Smythe-Pennington: (Opening his Portfolio) Well, the only other acceptable terms I know is "The Governess," "The Kingmaker", "Her Downton Abbey", "The Chunnel", "Dame Judi Dench", "Piccadilly Cervix" and "Thompson's English Muffin." Now?
 
2014-06-02 11:41:12 AM  
A bootyguard.
 
2014-06-02 11:43:15 AM  
Well, at least the dude won't be bored. Seems like she'll be keeping him on his toes.
 
2014-06-02 11:46:19 AM  
As someone who's partner ditched her undies on a date this weekend, on a windy day, I can totally confirm this would be useful.
 
2014-06-02 11:53:22 AM  
I should like to volunteer to be the guardian to Her Royal Hiney.
 
2014-06-02 11:56:36 AM  
Cheeky bum looker
thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2014-06-02 11:59:19 AM  
Slackers...

therealmanslist.files.wordpress.com
i.ytimg.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.manolith.com
 
2014-06-02 12:02:25 PM  
she got a nice bum, would watch it for free
 
2014-06-02 12:03:07 PM  

EvilEgg: Katy Perry's boob adjuster is still a better job.


Done in one.


img23.imageshack.us
 
2014-06-02 12:10:18 PM  
Can someone please tell me why this was a bad thing again?
 
2014-06-02 12:22:54 PM  
So, between the topless photos and this recent incident, I guess she only has one part left as 'undiscovered country' for the world's mass media...
 
2014-06-02 12:41:26 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I've heard that they sew little lead pellets into the hem of the Queen's dresses so she could avoid that problem.


rdi.dragonsmark.com
Approves of this solution wholeheartedly.

Apparently, during Jamie's time on DOCTOR WHO, the costumer designer used precisely this trick on his
kilts to make sure there was never anything untoward shown.
 
2014-06-02 12:45:26 PM  
It was a million to one shot, Doc:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo
 
2014-06-02 12:45:32 PM  
In response, Kim Kardashian hires two bum watcher, one for each of her cheeks.
 
2014-06-02 01:11:47 PM  
I'm just thinking BS
 
2014-06-02 01:17:52 PM  
Disappointed he wasn't offered the job:
www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-06-02 01:21:11 PM  

Shazam999: In response, Kim Kardashian hires two bum watcher, one for each of her cheeks.


Both of whom will eventually file medical claims for PTSD
 
2014-06-02 01:37:24 PM  
That website is a complete load of crap. After all that it did not post a single image of the aforementioned wardrobe malfunction.
 
2014-06-02 02:31:36 PM  

ObscureNameHere: So, between the topless photos and this recent incident, I guess she only has one part left as 'undiscovered cooontry' for the world's mass media...


Fixed.
 
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