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(Sun Sentinel)   Sonic's and Chili's don't care if you legally own your guns, they just ask that you don't bring them in to their establishments. Not surprisingly some gun owners have a problem with this   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 481
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2014-06-02 03:00:50 AM  
You missed adding unnecessary apostrophes to:
gun's
establishment's
owner's
 
2014-06-02 04:40:08 AM  
Bringing a gun to Sonic will turn out bad for everyone when they inevitably get your order wrong.
 
2014-06-02 06:31:04 AM  
Of course those attention whores do. No one else has rights but them
 
2014-06-02 06:44:23 AM  
Illinois nailed this PERFECTLY.
You can get a concealed carry permit.
Businesses can choose to post a no gun sign in the window.

TADA
You get your stupid second amendment dildo.
They get to decide if you can bring it into their store.

/feel free to take your gun and patronage elsewhere.
 
2014-06-02 06:48:41 AM  
If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)
 
2014-06-02 07:12:38 AM  
Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?
 
2014-06-02 07:14:26 AM  
If you're eating at Sonic or Chili's isn't bringing an instrument of projectile discharge in with you redundant?
 
2014-06-02 07:15:01 AM  
Looks like it's time for some 2nd Amendment solutions. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-06-02 07:15:18 AM  
Righto. Never eating there again...not that I did much to begin with...once every 2 weeks at most, bit now that they've said this, it will be zero.
 
2014-06-02 07:15:40 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?


Exactly, you stay in your car. So what the hell are they talking about?
 
2014-06-02 07:16:23 AM  

serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)


Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.
 
2014-06-02 07:16:59 AM  
We had a big deal about this at work recently. One of the cleaning ladies always carried her CCW with her to work for years without anyone knowing, but someone found out recently and HR went ballistic.

Mind you, this is a manufacturing plant in a rural area in the reddest state in the union - and yet nobody complained when the "no guns" stickers went up on the doors at work.

/allowed to keep in trucks however for those who want an early jump on the hunting weekend
//not uncommon to see a fleet of duck boats in the open lot on Fridays
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-06-02 07:17:01 AM  

serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)


This.

I carry a gun almost everywhere, but keep it completely concealed. Nobody needs to know, or cares to know.

Open carry, on the other hand, puts people at unease and creates negative attitudes toward people who carry guns.

The open carry idiots are ruining the good will and respect that concealed carry advocates spent the last decade and a half building up.
 
2014-06-02 07:18:44 AM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

This.

I carry a gun almost everywhere, but keep it completely concealed. Nobody needs to know, or cares to know.

Open carry, on the other hand, puts people at unease and creates negative attitudes toward people who carry guns.

The open carry idiots are ruining the good will and respect that concealed carry advocates spent the last decade and a half building up.


Im glad you see your opinion as fact, but there are equally as many people who open carry and would disagree.
 
2014-06-02 07:19:14 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?


Got one near me with an indoor dining area.
 
2014-06-02 07:19:45 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.


And what does the law in your state say about that, Cliven?
 
2014-06-02 07:20:44 AM  
I open carry exclusively.

I have the right to bear arms...and do not wish to pay the government for the ability to exercise that right.
 
2014-06-02 07:20:48 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.


Poor baby.
 
2014-06-02 07:21:04 AM  

strangeluck: Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?

Exactly, you stay in your car. So what the hell are they talking about?


Must be a cold place thing to have a dine-in Sonic.
 
2014-06-02 07:21:08 AM  
I can go into my local sonic (although I never have). I think they have a small section inside. I have never eaten at a chili's, I hear I'm better off for that. Also, if your carrying concealed, no one knows if you're carrying or not so it's a non-issue.
These morons that want to strap an assault rifle to their backs and wander through the mall should be locked up. It's stupid and will only insight fear, and misunderstanding.
 
2014-06-02 07:21:48 AM  
Something something free market?

/it's too early for this shiat
 
2014-06-02 07:21:56 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.

Poor baby.


Microphallus is such a sad medical condition for our fellow Farker to live with.
 
2014-06-02 07:22:07 AM  
Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public? It's not like a concealed carry permit is hard to get in Texas. Why is that not good enough?
 
2014-06-02 07:22:16 AM  

strangeluck: Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?

Exactly, you stay in your car. So what the hell are they talking about?


Roof mounted turrets

portland.indymedia.org
 
2014-06-02 07:22:54 AM  
So the more you eat the more you fart is trolling pretty hard, eh?
 
2014-06-02 07:22:57 AM  

Xanlexian: Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?

Got one near me with an indoor dining area.


Huh, I've never seen one and there are plenty of Sonics around.  Interesting.
 
2014-06-02 07:23:26 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.

And what does the law in your state say about that, Cliven?


The law in my state says that open carry is expressly allowed.

Any law restricting the ownershio, posession, or carrying of a firearm must be met with "strict scrutiny", and the legislature "may make no law governing the ability of the People to bear arms, but may make laws to limit the concealed carry thereof."
 
2014-06-02 07:24:09 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public?


heroeswiki.com
 
2014-06-02 07:25:55 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I open carry exclusively.

I have the right to bear arms...and do not wish to pay the government for the ability to exercise that right.


If you don't register your gun with the state, how will they be able to call you up to do your duty as a regulated militiaman in the event of an emergency?
 
2014-06-02 07:26:15 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Next week's Tom Sawyer: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

This.

I carry a gun almost everywhere, but keep it completely concealed. Nobody needs to know, or cares to know.

Open carry, on the other hand, puts people at unease and creates negative attitudes toward people who carry guns.

The open carry idiots are ruining the good will and respect that concealed carry advocates spent the last decade and a half building up.

Im glad you see your opinion as fact, but there are equally as many people who open carry and would disagree.


It's one thing if open carry is the only mode your state laws will allow you to carry. It's another thing when you do it for show, or because you can't be bothered with getting properly licensed.

If the latter is you, then thanks for making it harder for the rest of us, jerk.
 
2014-06-02 07:26:23 AM  
I expect that someday soon, a concealed carry is going to stand their ground, draw, and kill one of these open carry yahoos.
I expect that their claim of self defense will be totally accepted by the police and/or jury.

Clear and Present Danger
 
2014-06-02 07:27:30 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Shakin_Haitian: The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.

Poor baby.

Microphallus is such a sad medical condition for our fellow Farker to live with.


*sigh* such an old tired attempt at insulting someone because I have an opinion that differs from yours.

You are like the third grader saying "You are a poo poo face!" because he lacks the capacity to make a cogent arguement, and instead resorts to flinging personal insults.

I get that you dont like guns or the people that open carry. Tosding oersonal insults just makes you look stupid though, which you probably are considering that was the best you could come up with.
 
2014-06-02 07:28:12 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public? It's not like a concealed carry permit is hard to get in Texas. Why is that not good enough?


I already explained it three times.
 
2014-06-02 07:28:14 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public?

[heroeswiki.com image 250x194]


The dream:
 
2014-06-02 07:28:42 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.

And what does the law in your state say about that, Cliven?

The law in my state says that open carry is expressly allowed.

Any law restricting the ownershio, posession, or carrying of a firearm must be met with "strict scrutiny", and the legislature "may make no law governing the ability of the People to bear arms, but may make laws to limit the concealed carry thereof."


Oh good. I'm glad your right to be armed as a person who sounds itching to provoke a confrontation is unimpeded.

Iblis824: The more you eat the more you fart: I open carry exclusively.

I have the right to bear arms...and do not wish to pay the government for the ability to exercise that right.

If you don't register your gun with the state, how will they be able to call you up to do your duty as a regulated militiaman in the event of an emergency?


Shh! We're supposed to ignore that part!
 
2014-06-02 07:29:27 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I open carry exclusively.

I have the right to bear arms...and do not wish to pay the government for the ability to exercise that right.


Yeah that's cool, just say the fark away from everyone. You can hang with the smokers outside while normal humans patronize businesses.
 
2014-06-02 07:29:27 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?


Apparently you can at some locations.

I've never left the car at one, but seriously, who eats at Chilis? I haven't seen the inside of a Chilis in years.
 
2014-06-02 07:29:30 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public? It's not like a concealed carry permit is hard to get in Texas. Why is that not good enough?



Because trolls like   eating farts  are trolls.
Nothing more, nothing less.
You didnt think that only the internet had trolls did you?

/They are the fringe of the kool aid drinkers. They are worried that obama is coming for their guns. ANYDAY NOW. Ask them, they will tell you!!
/shudder
 
2014-06-02 07:30:24 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public? It's not like a concealed carry permit is hard to get in Texas. Why is that not good enough?


That's what I want to know.  Other than they want to yell "LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A GUN" -- which, frankly, let's be honest, makes people uncomfortable.  If I was sitting in a restaurant and someone sat down next to me with a gun on their belt like a keychain, I'd want to get out pretty damned quickly.

And my father was a cop, so I grew up around guns.  And he still has his permits to concealed carry, which of course, he does, because he was a cop. But a stranger is showing off his gun? I'm out. And so are a lot of other people.  I can't IMAGINE why establishments don't want people openly wandering in showing off their guns.
 
2014-06-02 07:30:46 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public?

[heroeswiki.com image 250x194]


The dream:

www.bonzerwolf.com

the reality:

aworship.com


The day the guys on the bottom can walk into a restaurant with the guys at the top, and no one opens fire on them instantly, we can have open carry everywhere.
 
2014-06-02 07:31:00 AM  

Next week's Tom Sawyer: The more you eat the more you fart: Next week's Tom Sawyer: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

This.

I carry a gun almost everywhere, but keep it completely concealed. Nobody needs to know, or cares to know.

Open carry, on the other hand, puts people at unease and creates negative attitudes toward people who carry guns.

The open carry idiots are ruining the good will and respect that concealed carry advocates spent the last decade and a half building up.

Im glad you see your opinion as fact, but there are equally as many people who open carry and would disagree.

It's one thing if open carry is the only mode your state laws will allow you to carry. It's another thing when you do it for show, or because you can't be bothered with getting properly licensed.

If the latter is you, then thanks for making it harder for the rest of us, jerk.


We refuse to do so because sone people cannot afford the $400 license, which makes concealed carry only for those who can afford to pay the government.

Therefore, believing that EVERYONE has the right to protect themselves, we refuse to varry concealed until the governmemt does not charge a yearly fee for the permit which "prices out" a large number of people from bei g able to utilize concealed carry.
 
2014-06-02 07:31:18 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public? It's not like a concealed carry permit is hard to get in Texas. Why is that not good enough?


Some people are insecure about their ability to persuade others using only their mind and words. So they compensate by intimidating others just in their appearance (showing them their weapon(s)), as a way to make you do what they want more easily.

The real men/women are the concealed-carry owners (relative to the open-carry owners, that is).
 
2014-06-02 07:32:22 AM  
He could be legit.

Open Carry Yahoos are the attention whore trolls of the gun community, after all.
 
2014-06-02 07:32:26 AM  
What open carriers think they're saying: I'm exercising my 2nd amendment right to open carry because I can and people know that I'm not a victim.

What open carriers are actually saying: Look at me.  I could shoot you anytime I want.

Then they get all offended when people don't let them open carry just everywhere.
 
2014-06-02 07:32:34 AM  

Xanlexian: Cold_Sassy: Can you even go 'into' a Sonic?

Got one near me with an indoor dining area.


As someone who lives where Sonic all started - that's just wrong.  Indoor dining at Sonic?  I can't even...

That's almost as wrong as eating at Sonic.
 
2014-06-02 07:33:31 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: The law in my state says that open carry is expressly allowed.


The other thing which should be expressly allowed - nay, required - is for these dingbats to be followed by flocks of small children who point and laugh at them continuously while they're out in public practising their inalienable right to be a dingbat...

Because if there's one thing missing from dingbat-land, it's appropriate amounts of derision for their particular delusion...
 
2014-06-02 07:33:47 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The more you eat the more you fart: serpent_sky: If these people weren't so goddamned adamant about making sure that people SAW they had a gun, it wouldn't be an issue. It's not like they're doing pat downs at the door.  I don't walk into establishments and dump the contents of my bag or pokets on the ground so everyone knows what I am carrying with me.   (Please note, I do not carry a gun or even have a horse in this race. I just think these people are acting like idiots. Everyone is determined to make an issue over something)

Sone of us simply refuse to PAY and register with the government in order to exercise a right we already have.

And what does the law in your state say about that, Cliven?

The law in my state says that open carry is expressly allowed.

Any law restricting the ownershio, posession, or carrying of a firearm must be met with "strict scrutiny", and the legislature "may make no law governing the ability of the People to bear arms, but may make laws to limit the concealed carry thereof."


You should open carry next time you take a flight.
 
2014-06-02 07:33:51 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Any law restricting the ownershio, posession, or carrying of a firearm must be met with "strict scrutiny", and the legislature "may make no law governing the ability of the People to bear arms, but may make laws to limit the concealed carry thereof."


Picking and choosing quotes always lets you win.  You overlook the fact, though, that the Supreme Court has mentioned several times, most notably in the Heller decision, that the state (and businesses, though that has not been tested) can restrict the carrying of weapons in "sensitive places."  What those places are differ from state to state, and what the definition of "sensitive places" is differs from state to state, but let's not pretend that the SC didn't leave in places some guidelines for basic, common sense control.
 
2014-06-02 07:34:36 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: SigmaAlgebra: Can someone who is more clued in to gun culture explain why these people are on such a crusade to be able to open carry their handguns in public?

[heroeswiki.com image 250x194]


Sometimes a gun is just a gun.  No, I'm kidding, it's never just a gun. It's a penis.  And people want to be able to walk around with theirs flapping in the breeze for everyone to see.

/I'm a nudist, so I can't talk.
 
2014-06-02 07:34:52 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: The more you eat the more you fart: The law in my state says that open carry is expressly allowed.

The other thing which should be expressly allowed - nay, required - is for these dingbats to be followed by flocks of small children who point and laugh at them continuously while they're out in public practising their inalienable right to be a dingbat...

Because if there's one thing missing from dingbat-land, it's appropriate amounts of derision for their particular delusion...


Riight..because someone does not believe what YOU believe, they should be met with derision right?

How does freedom work again?
 
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