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(Daily Mail)   The bad news: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have broken up. The good news: Michelle has reportedly been perusing newly separated and openly bisexual Evan Rachel Wood   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-06-01 07:07:38 AM  
Who, who, and who?
 
2014-06-01 10:00:01 AM  

Radak: Who, who, and who?


Get off the internet, grandpa.
 
2014-06-01 10:24:37 AM  
Which of them has a movie coming out soon?
 
KIA
2014-06-01 10:27:29 AM  
HD video or it didn't happen.
 
2014-06-01 10:27:39 AM  
You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually. For some strange and mysterious reason, the thought of jumping in between them for a party-of-three, as the French Americans might call it, fails to excite me.
Something about this is all wrong. It might just be that I haven't had my morning yet.
I should go drink my coffee and then ponder this trio of bacchanalian wonderment all day long.
 
2014-06-01 10:28:19 AM  
This thread needs more Taxidriver/TMZ nipple slip, camel toad bikini, and up skirt panty shotz!
 
2014-06-01 10:31:40 AM  
Perusing her?! Like she has a book full of her naked images...that she likes to peruse?
 
2014-06-01 10:44:16 AM  

ThatGuyOverThere: You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually. For some strange and mysterious reason, the thought of jumping in between them for a party-of-three, as the French Americans might call it, fails to excite me.
Something about this is all wrong. It might just be that I haven't had my morning yet.
I should go drink my coffee and then ponder this trio of bacchanalian wonderment all day long.


You forgot to say Giggity. I read your whole post in the Q voice.
 
2014-06-01 10:48:50 AM  
One minute with these confused young women and I'll straighten them right out.
 
2014-06-01 10:53:23 AM  

Radak: Who, who, and who?


Hot lesbians.
 
2014-06-01 10:53:26 AM  

Bslim: One minute with these confused young women and I'll straighten them right out.


...by leaving them so disappointed they'll never bother with guys again?
 
2014-06-01 11:01:02 AM  

ThatGuyOverThere: You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually. For some strange and mysterious reason, the thought of jumping in between them for a party-of-three, as the French Americans might call it, fails to excite me.
Something about this is all wrong. It might just be that I haven't had my morning yet.
I should go drink my coffee and then ponder this trio of bacchanalian wonderment all day long.


The bad part of a threesome is you disappointed two women instead of just one.
 
2014-06-01 11:02:21 AM  

clkeagle: Bslim: One minute with these confused young women and I'll straighten them right out.

...by leaving them so disappointed they'll never bother with guys again?


It always helps one be secure in their choices when those choices are confirmed as correct. I'd also be willing to provide said confirmation.
 
2014-06-01 11:02:24 AM  
Now THIS is the kind of lesbianism I can get behind. Or on top of. Or in the middle of.

ilarge.listal.com


truebloodnet.com
 
2014-06-01 11:04:31 AM  

Arkanaut: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Hot lesbians.


That probably explains a lot.
 
2014-06-01 11:09:47 AM  
FTA: Jamie Bell's Evan (l) was at a showbiz party in LA recently with Michelle (r) - who is reportedly enamored with her

Ok, Jamie Bell is someone I name I had no knowledge of until it was associated with he and Evan Rachel Wood splitting up. And she is a star in her own right, arguably a bigger star than he is. So why identify her as "Jamie Bell's Evan"? Does the writer really think that she's nothing without this guy, or that we'll confuse her with another Evan Rachel Wood?
 
2014-06-01 11:10:36 AM  

lewintn: Perusing her?! Like she has a book full of her naked images...that she likes to peruse?


Maybe she has binders full of women?
 
2014-06-01 11:12:15 AM  

Arkanaut: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Hot lesbians.


Hot bisexuals actually. Well, at least Wood is, not sure about Rodriguez.
 
2014-06-01 11:21:48 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: ThatGuyOverThere: You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually. For some strange and mysterious reason, the thought of jumping in between them for a party-of-three, as the French Americans might call it, fails to excite me.
Something about this is all wrong. It might just be that I haven't had my morning yet.
I should go drink my coffee and then ponder this trio of bacchanalian wonderment all day long.

The bad part of a threesome is you disappointed two women instead of just one.


And in half the time.
 
2014-06-01 11:40:07 AM  

jmr61: Now THIS is the kind of lesbianism I can get behind. Or on top of. Or in the middle of.

[ilarge.listal.com image 773x1024]


[truebloodnet.com image 460x600]



She's pretty, but for some reason IMHO she's at her best when in a dirty tank top, holding a gun. Roowwwwrrrrr...
 
2014-06-01 11:45:35 AM  
Just don't ever forget that  this (possibly, NSFW) happened in Evan's life.
 
2014-06-01 11:50:19 AM  

jmr61: Now THIS is the kind of lesbianism I can get behind. Or on top of. Or in the middle of.

[ilarge.listal.com image 773x1024]


[truebloodnet.com image 460x600]


I was wondering if she kept the heart-shaped tattoo.
 
2014-06-01 11:57:00 AM  

Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.


I know 2 out of 3, so I am still good, right??
 
2014-06-01 12:00:58 PM  

Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.


I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.
 
2014-06-01 12:06:29 PM  

SithLord: Just don't ever forget that  this (possibly, NSFW) happened in Evan's life.


Sort of like that Seinfeld episode when Jerry found out that his girlfriend went out with Newman.
 
2014-06-01 12:21:29 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: ThatGuyOverThere: You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually. For some strange and mysterious reason, the thought of jumping in between them for a party-of-three, as the French Americans might call it, fails to excite me.
Something about this is all wrong. It might just be that I haven't had my morning yet.
I should go drink my coffee and then ponder this trio of bacchanalian wonderment all day long.

The bad part of a threesome is you disappointed two women instead of just one.


Entirely possibly, but I can't say that I've had any of my exes ever throw sexual disappointment in my face.
There was one girl who was a little disappointed in my timing when we first started up, but even she understood that I was coming off of a long dry streak. After a week or so she was full of compliments and hinting that we could be going to her old sex club in to put on shows.
 
2014-06-01 12:22:30 PM  

Radak: Who, who, and who?


Google, dipshiat.
 
2014-06-01 12:24:11 PM  
I'd like to be the meat in that sandwich. If you know what I mean. (and I think you do)
 
2014-06-01 12:24:51 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.


I know Michelle Rodriguez mainly from Avatar, and the original Resident Evil movie.  She's ofter cast a a butch but pretty soldier who doesn't live to the end of the movie.
 
2014-06-01 12:34:17 PM  

Alphax: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

I know Michelle Rodriguez mainly from Avatar, and the original Resident Evil movie.  She's ofter cast a a butch but pretty soldier who doesn't live to the end of the movie.


Course, Resident Evil being about zombies, I think she returns in some later sequels.
 
2014-06-01 12:38:49 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.


Jamie Bell is really only known for one role.

Rodriguez and Woods have pretty solid resumes: Lost, The Wrestler, Resident Evil, Avatar, True Blood, Fast & Furious, Machete, etc
 
2014-06-01 01:01:33 PM  

Alphax: Alphax: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

I know Michelle Rodriguez mainly from Avatar, and the original Resident Evil movie.  She's ofter cast a a butch but pretty soldier who doesn't live to the end of the movie.

Course, Resident Evil being about zombies, I think she returns in some later sequels.


She was in the last one... However, having skipped a couple in the middle, I was completely lost as to who and what she was when she just appeared in the last reel.
 
2014-06-01 01:14:32 PM  

ThatGuyOverThere: You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually.


*snerk*

I am so stealing that.

/+1 instanets to you, Sir.
//shiat like this is why I keep coming back to FARK.
 
2014-06-01 01:18:00 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Alphax: Alphax: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

I know Michelle Rodriguez mainly from Avatar, and the original Resident Evil movie.  She's ofter cast a a butch but pretty soldier who doesn't live to the end of the movie.

Course, Resident Evil being about zombies, I think she returns in some later sequels.

She was in the last one... However, having skipped a couple in the middle, I was completely lost as to who and what she was when she just appeared in the last reel.


Only seen the first myself.. she was bitten early in the movie, and turned very slowly, becoming a zombie at the end.
 
2014-06-01 01:27:38 PM  

SithLord: Just don't ever forget that  this (possibly, NSFW) happened in Evan's life.


I don't mind that song, actually
 
2014-06-01 01:36:48 PM  
Cue the "Evan Rachel Wood is gross because she used to date Marilyn Manson" responses.

/i personally think she's top of the line.
 
2014-06-01 01:40:10 PM  
 
2014-06-01 02:47:29 PM  

T.rex: Cue the "Evan Rachel Wood is gross because she used to date Marilyn Manson" responses.

/i personally think she's top of the line.


Meh. She's very pretty but I blame her for his mopey as shiat "Eat Me, Drink Me" album. She also kind of creeped me out when she tried to turn into Dita/Rose McGowan while she was dating him. And she's not even the hottest Manson girl--Dita and Ros the whore are better.
 
2014-06-01 03:11:20 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.


So you never saw Lost or Avatar?
 
2014-06-01 03:31:37 PM  

CSM101: SithLord: Just don't ever forget that  this (possibly, NSFW) happened in Evan's life.

I don't mind that song, actually


It's not the song really, it's more the fact they were dating at the time being 20 years his junior.
 
2014-06-01 03:46:58 PM  

cygnusx13: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

So you never saw Lost or Avatar?


I have no pony in this fight, but I did want to point out that I have not seen lost or avatar. It is possible.
 
2014-06-01 04:15:04 PM  
Yeah...no. It's bullshiat.

https://movies.yahoo.com/news/evan-rachel-wood-slams-michelle-rodrigu e z-hookup-rumors-210639662.html
 
2014-06-01 06:51:32 PM  
Michelle Rodriguez is a dog.
 
2014-06-01 07:02:40 PM  

assjuice: Michelle Rodriguez is a dog.


We get it. She's brown.
 
2014-06-01 07:08:48 PM  

Savage Belief: assjuice: Michelle Rodriguez is a dog.

We get it. She's brown.


And she's a Lesbotian from the Isle of Lesbos.
 
2014-06-01 07:23:35 PM  

wildcardjack: ThatGuyOverThere: You know... As a straight man, I would be most happy to put my giggle stick in the honey dip off either Rodriguez or Wood, individually. For some strange and mysterious reason, the thought of jumping in between them for a party-of-three, as the French Americans might call it, fails to excite me.
Something about this is all wrong. It might just be that I haven't had my morning yet.
I should go drink my coffee and then ponder this trio of bacchanalian wonderment all day long.

You forgot to say Giggity. I read your whole post in the Q voice.


thechristiannerd.files.wordpress.com

"You puny humans and your proclivity for procreative activities, especially among your females."
 
2014-06-01 07:24:43 PM  

StevieWonder_DrivingInstructor: Yeah...no. It's bullshiat.

https://movies.yahoo.com/news/evan-rachel-wood-slams-michelle-rodrigu e z-hookup-rumors-210639662.html


Ladies and Gents, Buzz Killington.
 
2014-06-01 08:00:28 PM  

cygnusx13: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

So you never saw Lost or Avatar?


Nope.
 
2014-06-01 08:13:48 PM  

Empty H: cygnusx13: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

So you never saw Lost or Avatar?

I have no pony in this fight, but I did want to point out that I have not seen lost or avatar. It is possible.


I submit that if you haven't seen one of the top grossing movies or one of the most popular TV shows of the generation that the "get off the internet grandpa" quote still applies.
 
2014-06-01 08:24:05 PM  

cygnusx13: Empty H: cygnusx13: Coco LaFemme: Shadowtag: Radak: Who, who, and who?

Get off the internet, grandpa.

I'm 31, and I haven't heard of any of these people either.

So you never saw Lost or Avatar?

I have no pony in this fight, but I did want to point out that I have not seen lost or avatar. It is possible.

I submit that if you haven't seen one of the top grossing movies or one of the most popular TV shows of the generation that the "get off the internet grandpa" quote still applies.


From what people have told me I didn't miss much. I have enjoyed many other entertainment choices during that time and haven't been a douche to friends who haven't seen what I have seen.
 
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