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(New York Daily News)   113-year-old cougar marries 70-year-old toyboy, admits her parents aren't happy about it   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-05-31 01:23:28 PM  
These December/November flings don't always work.
 
2014-05-31 02:28:03 PM  
Toyboy? Where did the British go wrong?
 
2014-05-31 03:07:31 PM  
When you are 70, you have wrinkles.

When you are 113, your wrinkles have wrinkles.
 
2014-05-31 03:16:22 PM  
Romance thy name is gift meat.
 
2014-05-31 03:24:27 PM  
foreplay
th.interia.pl

getting down to business
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2014-05-31 03:27:22 PM  
She'll be dead in a few weeks and he gets the money. Makes sense to me.
 
2014-05-31 03:28:49 PM  
Can't call her a cradle robber. Maybe this brings a new meaning to grave robber.
 
2014-05-31 03:30:45 PM  
I bet the dude's giving her the dusty sandwich.
 
2014-05-31 03:31:34 PM  

bingethinker: Can't call her a cradle robber. Maybe this brings a new meaning to grave robber.


Or robbing the Craftmatic adjustable bed.
 
2014-05-31 03:33:02 PM  
i thought once the gals got in to their 50's they ceased to be "cougars", and then "Sabretoohs". But at this age, I'm thinking more "snapping turle". Insert grilled cheese pic here.
 
2014-05-31 03:35:32 PM  
It always comes down to the meat with these women.
 
2014-05-31 03:43:46 PM  

Valiente: It always comes down to the meat with these women.


http://images.45cat.com/the-swallows-it-aint-the-meat-its-the-motion- c ollectables.jpg

It ain't the meat ...

and, btw isn't it boytoy, not toyboy, Toy Boat?
 
2014-05-31 04:20:25 PM  

Ex-Texan:  Insert grilled cheese pic here.


At that age I'm thinking the dried out end pieces of the bread loaf.
 
2014-05-31 04:30:56 PM  
Hmm... (113/2)+7=63.5, so that at least passes the creep threshold.
 
2014-05-31 04:34:58 PM  
Her great-great-grandchildren showed up just to see she was still alive.
 
2014-05-31 04:43:29 PM  
At that age you are going dragon slaying, not cougar hunting.
 
2014-05-31 04:53:00 PM  

Fubegra: Hmm... (113/2)+7=63.5, so that at least passes the creep threshold.


Came here to cover this.  Good work and stuff.
 
2014-05-31 05:02:23 PM  
wait till the sex tape "leaks" out.
 
2014-05-31 05:31:34 PM  
What a turn-up - she gives him the meat
 
2014-05-31 07:13:23 PM  

bigbobowski: wait till the sex tape "leaks" out.


It will be on 8mm.
 
2014-05-31 07:41:21 PM  

MooseBayou: Valiente: It always comes down to the meat with these women.

http://images.45cat.com/the-swallows-it-aint-the-meat-its-the-motion- c ollectables.jpg

It ain't the meat ...

and, btw isn't it boytoy, not toyboy, Toy Boat?


Confused the hell out of me too. My brain keeps reading "tomboy" and really spins the article differently.
 
2014-05-31 10:01:56 PM  
That's a hard 113
 
2014-06-01 12:03:39 AM  
She shouldn't have married him. He has great grandmommy issues.
 
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