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(ESPN)   ESPN writer thinks new owner Steve Ballmer should rename the Clippers. Let's help him think of a new name   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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871 clicks; posted to Sports » on 31 May 2014 at 1:01 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-31 10:46:35 AM  
Seattle Supersonics
 
2014-05-31 11:08:17 AM  
Done in one.
 
2014-05-31 11:26:51 AM  
Los Angeles Developers.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-05-31 12:07:32 PM  
Or as MacDailyNews suggested, just change the logo:

macdailynews.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-31 01:04:39 PM  
Fat, sweaty, bloated, guys.
 
2014-05-31 01:06:45 PM  

jbc: Or as MacDailyNews suggested, just change the logo:


It looks like you're renaming a professional basketball team. Would you like help?
 
2014-05-31 01:07:56 PM  
LA Trojans.
 
2014-05-31 01:08:55 PM  
LA BSOD
 
2014-05-31 01:09:27 PM  

mr_a: Done in one.


I'm only in so we can get the NHL, but yeah. Move those biatches in a couple of years after they start sucking again and getting outdrawn by championship yo-yo events. And 'Clippers' works in Seattle:

www.criterionweb.com
 
2014-05-31 01:09:47 PM  
n_ggers
 
2014-05-31 01:10:04 PM  
The Zunes
 
2014-05-31 01:11:33 PM  
The Seattle Pilots
 
2014-05-31 01:14:43 PM  
Redskins.
 
2014-05-31 01:18:38 PM  
Clippers Vista
 
2014-05-31 01:19:59 PM  
Los Angeles Cliparts
 
2014-05-31 01:22:32 PM  
They should take direction from another LA area sports team, and become The Los Angeles Clippers of Los Angeles.
 
2014-05-31 01:25:38 PM  

mr_a: Done in one.


this
 
2014-05-31 01:34:18 PM  

phully1: They should take direction from another LA area sports team, and become The Los Angeles Clippers of Los Angeles.


In an alternative universe it's "Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry's Los Angeles Madeas of Los Angeles"
 
2014-05-31 01:36:22 PM  
The Los Angeles Plastic Surgeons
 
2014-05-31 01:38:51 PM  
Microhards.


/was my nickname in college
 
2014-05-31 01:40:48 PM  
Go old school:

www.sportsecyclopedia.com

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-05-31 01:42:09 PM  
The LA Money Sinks
 
2014-05-31 01:42:55 PM  
Compton Darkies?
 
2014-05-31 01:43:27 PM  
The LA Error 404's
 
2014-05-31 01:51:37 PM  

phully1: They should take direction from another LA area sports team, and become The Los Angeles Clippers of Los Angeles.


Just a variation on yours:

The California Clippers of Los Angeles
 
2014-05-31 01:51:49 PM  
The Los Angeles Wish We Were Lakers
 
2014-05-31 01:52:07 PM  
Serious suggestions:

Stars
Coast (perhaps too WNBA)
Bullets (always liked this name, no it won't happen)
Tropics (yeah, I know)
Knights
Dream (see above)
Dodgers (I think it would be a cool name for a NBA team... I secretly hoped Brooklyn would do it when they got the Nets)
Arsenal (a little D-league love)
Braves (old school)
 
2014-05-31 01:52:59 PM  
Los Angeles Angels of Basketball
 
2014-05-31 01:55:28 PM  
Ctlaltdelete
 
2014-05-31 01:59:13 PM  
The Los Angeles Sterlings.
 
2014-05-31 02:02:17 PM  
Buffalo Braves
 
2014-05-31 02:07:04 PM  
LA Dragons
 
2014-05-31 02:12:19 PM  
Developers.......
 
2014-05-31 02:13:29 PM  
Scissors
 
2014-05-31 02:20:52 PM  

JerseyTim: Los Angeles Developers.


Well crap....missed yours...
 
2014-05-31 02:23:56 PM  
2 billion dollar hobby
 
2014-05-31 02:24:41 PM  
move em to Boston and name them the Boston Ballmers.  certainly no one will be offended by that.
 
2014-05-31 02:25:18 PM  

Lost Thought 00: n_ggers


This is not the NFL nor is Dan Snyder the owner.
 
2014-05-31 02:26:25 PM  
The Los Angeles Racist Billionaires
 
2014-05-31 02:38:22 PM  
The Los Angeles Reboots.
 
2014-05-31 02:46:11 PM  
Fred
 
2014-05-31 02:46:17 PM  
los angeles blue screens of death
 
2014-05-31 02:46:35 PM  
Bill Simmons suggested the Hollywood Knights. I like that.
 
2014-05-31 02:49:09 PM  
Or if we're being silly, I'll go with Gates of Los Angeles (wasn't Darryl Gates the LAPD chief? It would be a double entendre considering the Microsoft tie-in.)
 
2014-05-31 02:49:21 PM  
nubians?  of course do so to honor chris paul and doc.

/what would dan synder do?
 
2014-05-31 02:49:26 PM  
Santa Monickerbockers
 
2014-05-31 02:50:40 PM  
Port Huenetters
 
2014-05-31 02:51:15 PM  
La Tuna Canyoneros
 
2014-05-31 02:52:10 PM  
Long Tall Beaches
 
2014-05-31 02:53:44 PM  
Travelin Avalons

Canyon country coonts

Hollyweirdos
 
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