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(Some Guy)   'World's best stay-at-home dad' puts together photographic profile of life with his infant daughter, from grilling BBQ ribs together to beating the child mercilessly at XBox. Yeah, the pics are worth the click   (motherandbaby.co.uk) divider line 45
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2014-06-01 07:22:50 PM  
again?
 
2014-06-01 08:24:03 PM  
This is a parent who NEEDS to be supervising a school board!
 
2014-06-01 08:28:15 PM  
Thanks subby, that was a very nicely done version of the world's oldest joke.
 
2014-06-01 08:28:20 PM  
2 things

1) isn't this like a really old story

And

2) being a stay at home parent is the hardest job in the world...
 
2014-06-01 08:35:30 PM  
Yeah these have been around for a fair while

One of my favourites

i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-01 08:38:45 PM  
I thought it said "beating the child mercilessly with XBox.
 
2014-06-01 08:43:17 PM  
Some others in the genre

i57.tinypic.com

i61.tinypic.com

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-01 08:49:25 PM  
For once, submitter didn't lie. Those were amusing.  And I generally hate the 'let me to cute shiat with babies and farm clicks' shiat.
 
2014-06-01 08:58:45 PM  
ummm how about no.
 
2014-06-01 09:05:51 PM  
The bananas foster bit made laugh.
 
2014-06-01 09:20:46 PM  
Hooray, you farked your wife and then she dropped a crotch-loaf.  And you're non-traditional.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-01 09:23:38 PM  
Attention whore is getting attention.  Move along.
 
2014-06-01 09:33:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-01 09:39:25 PM  
assets.sbnation.com
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-01 09:44:23 PM  
Well if my dad was that ancient I'd hope he'd take plenty of pictures of us together before he kicked the bucket, too.
 
2014-06-01 09:59:05 PM  
If a women did that, they would be in jail.
 
2014-06-01 09:59:11 PM  
Not at the table, Carlos.
 
2014-06-01 09:59:47 PM  
I read that as pornographic profile.

i44.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-01 10:02:40 PM  

Big Ramifications: [img.fark.net image 320x240]


Always cite your work.
 
2014-06-01 10:14:46 PM  

DoctorCal: Not at the table, Carlos.

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-01 10:14:53 PM  
This world would be a better place if more fathers would beat their children like this.
 
2014-06-01 10:15:20 PM  

mjjt: Some others in the genre

[i57.tinypic.com image 500x502]

[i61.tinypic.com image 288x369]

[i60.tinypic.com image 620x631]


saving these
 
2014-06-01 10:53:37 PM  

MJMaloney187: Big Ramifications: [img.fark.net image 320x240]

Always cite your work.


Lick my balls.

99% of "funny pix" posted here are un-cited from another site.

You try finding the original non-cartoon version. You should be thanking me.

// I notice you couldn't
 
2014-06-01 10:53:49 PM  
I hate him because I'm jealous.  I'm a single parent.  I have to work.  The guy should get a job.  What's the Mom do?

I don't hate him because I think it's good to have 1 parent stay at home with the kid.  It's preferable.

I'm just frustrated is all, and I didn't read the article.

The guy seems like he has it made.  Lucky.
 
2014-06-01 11:07:04 PM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I hate him because I'm jealous.  I'm a single parent.  I have to work.  The guy should get a job.  What's the Mom do?

I don't hate him because I think it's good to have 1 parent stay at home with the kid.  It's preferable.

I'm just frustrated is all, and I didn't read the article.

The guy seems like he has it made.  Lucky.


The woman who gave me my Fark handle (see profile) is an Argentinian hottie. She met her American husband while he was on Christian missionary group in her country. He brings her back, marries her, and now she works full time as a well paid engineer while he sits home, plays with the the kids, and dicks around on Scott Trade.

Yea, I'm not jealous.
 
2014-06-01 11:14:43 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: White_Scarf_Syndrome: I hate him because I'm jealous.  I'm a single parent.  I have to work.  The guy should get a job.  What's the Mom do?

I don't hate him because I think it's good to have 1 parent stay at home with the kid.  It's preferable.

I'm just frustrated is all, and I didn't read the article.

The guy seems like he has it made.  Lucky.

The woman who gave me my Fark handle (see profile) is an Argentinian hottie. She met her American husband while he was on Christian missionary group in her country. He brings her back, marries her, and now she works full time as a well paid engineer while he sits home, plays with the the kids, and dicks around on Scott Trade.

Yea, I'm not jealous.


Yeah.  I want to hate this guy but he's doing exactly what I would do if I could just stay at home with the kid.  It's good.  He's a good Dad.  That's all that matters.
 
2014-06-01 11:19:21 PM  
Also read it as pornographic profile, but Matthew used up the last Chris Hanson pic.
 
2014-06-01 11:39:05 PM  

sandi_fish: If a women did that, they would be in jail.


a.abcnews.go.com

His wife is involved. Does that count?

For the record, though, the guy used photoshop for many of the situations shown in the pictures. His daughter was in no danger.
 
2014-06-01 11:40:50 PM  
 The dad has a startling resemblance to the author Christopher Moore

ww3.hdnux.com
 
2014-06-01 11:50:06 PM  

JoieD'Zen: mjjt: Some others in the genre

[i57.tinypic.com image 500x502]

[i61.tinypic.com image 288x369]

[i60.tinypic.com image 620x631]

saving these


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2621042/Daddy-Daycare-worst- Hi larious-prank-photos-sleep-deprived-time-parent-make-Worlds-Best-Fathe r-sensation.html
 
2014-06-01 11:55:03 PM  
Old.
But worth another look.
In a world where it seems we focus on bad dad's, any time we highlight a creative and attentive dad who enjoys hanging out baby is a good time.

/dude has mad context/prop/Photoshop skills
//a smidge heavy handed with the HDR effect
///I'd hang out with him at playdates
 
2014-06-02 12:36:42 AM  
For the record, though, the guy used photoshop for many of the situations shown in the pictures. His daughter was in no danger.

no. really?!  how can you tell?!
 
2014-06-02 12:37:21 AM  

Big Ramifications: MJMaloney187: Big Ramifications: [img.fark.net image 320x240]

Always cite your work.

Lick my balls.

99% of "funny pix" posted here are un-cited from another site.

You try finding the original non-cartoon version. You should be thanking me.

// I notice you couldn't



The "cartoon version" is the original.  Someone re-created it for the photo.  I know this internet thing is hard, but you'll get it eventually.

/and we always respect Maddox here
 
2014-06-02 12:44:22 AM  
cygnusx13:

2) being a stay at home parent is the hardest job in the world...

i28.photobucket.com
Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c
 
2014-06-02 01:02:59 AM  
Geez, this guy has been around for years and this many people still know nothing about him?

His wife is active duty military

When she is overseas they work on the photo editing together as a family project.

Last I saw he had a job
 
2014-06-02 01:05:48 AM  
So much meh. Waiting for my GOT torrent to download. Meh meh meh uninspired photos, stupid baby. Meh. Get off my lawn.
 
2014-06-02 01:21:00 AM  

cygnusx13: 2 things

1) isn't this like a really old story

And

2) being a stay at home parent is the hardest job in the world...


I'm a stay at home dad and I gotta say that your second point is false.
 
2014-06-02 01:21:23 AM  

sandi_fish: If a women did that, they would be in jail.


If a woman took a bunch of humorous pictures with her kid, many of them photoshopped, she'd be sent to jail? No. No, she wouldn't. No one would. Climb down off the cross.
 
2014-06-02 01:26:06 AM  

Krieghund: cygnusx13: 2 things

1) isn't this like a really old story

And

2) being a stay at home parent is the hardest job in the world...

I'm a stay at home dad and I gotta say that your second point is false.


Yeah, I know it is
 
2014-06-02 02:27:40 AM  

Big Ramifications: [img.fark.net image 320x240]


Ahhh good old Maddox.  He around/relevant anymore?
 
2014-06-02 06:03:49 AM  

mjjt: Yeah these have been around for a fair while


Looks like daddy has been around a fair while. Suppose he tried this with his first kid, by his first wife, with a VHS camera, in 1983?
 
2014-06-02 06:20:54 AM  
these odd tableaus are always cute, and sometimes really creative/funny, but i think i like them better without the written commentary beneath.  brevity being the soul of wit and all, just let the viewers make of it what we will.

(by the by, complainers, it's coming up on Father's Day: that's why the guy's work seems like old news.  you're remembering last year.  some punters call it tradition!)
 
2014-06-02 07:19:27 AM  

jeanwearinfool: Big Ramifications: [img.fark.net image 320x240]

Ahhh good old Maddox.  He around/relevant anymore?


Yep. He has a cooking show now.
 
2014-06-02 07:29:31 AM  
I wonder how many uptight finger-waggers have seen those and sent them to the the police or child services.
 
2014-06-02 12:40:47 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: sandi_fish: If a women did that, they would be in jail.

If a woman took a bunch of humorous pictures with her kid, many of them photoshopped, she'd be sent to jail? No. No, she wouldn't. No one would. Climb down off the cross.


Wow. What's the female equivalent of 'fat, fedora-wearing neckbeard'?
 
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