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(Daily Mail)   Toxic toads threatening 'ecological disaster' in Madagascar. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 28
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2014-05-30 06:35:18 PM  
Ship them to Australia. I'm sure something even more toxic will gobble them like hors d'oeuvres.

Oh wait, they're related to cane toads? Well, you're on your own, Madagascar. They already have plenty.
 
2014-05-30 07:15:07 PM  
Toxic Toads is a good name for a band.
 
2014-05-30 08:15:41 PM  
I read that as toxic roads, which had me intrigued.

/insert hypnotoad.jpg
 
2014-05-30 08:16:23 PM  
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Mmmmm... Toxic toads.
 
2014-05-30 08:17:12 PM  
We're stuck with it, aren't we?  Till the end of time.  Madagascar makes the news, you know what comes next.
 
2014-05-30 08:18:18 PM  

CruJones: I read that as toxic roads, which had me intrigued.


Same here. I was wondering if a bunch of crud was washing off them into the water suppy.
 
2014-05-30 08:18:59 PM  
They should have closed their docks sooner.
 
2014-05-30 08:19:30 PM  
mos.totalfilm.com

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2014-05-30 08:25:13 PM  
All toads are poisonous.

www.und.nodak.edu

Those warts? Full of poison.
 
2014-05-30 08:26:15 PM  
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2014-05-30 08:27:47 PM  

doglover: Those warts? Full of poison.


I have an ex that says that about her dildo.
 
2014-05-30 08:29:25 PM  
I'm not, not licking toads.
 
2014-05-30 08:30:38 PM  
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2014-05-30 08:30:57 PM  
Toxic toweds?
 
2014-05-30 08:47:28 PM  
Maybe we could feed the toads to the Burmese Pythons that are destructing the Everglades.
 
2014-05-30 08:53:04 PM  
Came in for Hypnotoad, leaving "that'll work"-ified
 
2014-05-30 08:53:31 PM  
Ship in toxic flies for the toxic toads to eat.  Problem solved.
 
2014-05-30 09:05:26 PM  

Mantour: [static.fjcdn.com image 780x686]


Thats not the...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 
2014-05-30 09:08:51 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: doglover: Those warts? Full of poison.

I have an ex that says that about her dildo.


What?
 
2014-05-30 09:15:07 PM  
Choo Talkingbout?
 
2014-05-30 09:21:59 PM  

duffblue: Whatchoo Talkinbout: doglover: Those warts? Full of poison.

I have an ex that says that about her dildo.

What?


That ^^^^
 
2014-05-30 09:24:08 PM  
That's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
 
2014-05-30 09:29:07 PM  

boinkingbill: Ship in toxic flies for the toxic toads to eat.  Problem solved.


In the case of poison dart frogs, at least, toxic insects are exactly where they get their skin toxins.
 
2014-05-30 09:29:14 PM  
RISE my minions Rise up and do my bidding. You will all soon welcome me as your new overlord
 
2014-05-30 11:24:02 PM  
"But, President Madag..."

"EVERYTHING!!!!"
 
2014-05-31 12:25:37 AM  
 
2014-05-31 07:07:27 AM  
Read the article...
It seems these toads are completely useless except for pellet gun target practice!!
 
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2014-05-31 08:59:34 AM  
Apparently they just need to import some "meat ants" from Australia.  The Australians have discovered a species of carnivorous ant that will strip the flesh from a living creature and is immune to poison.

Problem solved.
 
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