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(SFGate)   Okay, I can understand handcuffing and punching a student if he's being a tool, but dumping him out of his wheelchair was a dick move   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Oakland High, High Guard, Oakland, PDT OAKLAND, Superior Court in Oakland, Alameda County, Oakland Unified School District, students  
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2014-05-30 04:37:41 PM  
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Timmay, TIMMAY!   Timmay. Timmay.

2014-05-30 05:51:07 PM  
2 votes:
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Dante Hicks: What are you writing over there, your memoirs?

Randal Graves: I'm battling this jackass on his blog's message boards.

Dante Hicks: About what?

Randal Graves: About how he's got too much free time and no life. A guy in a wheelchair who's always preying on other people's sympathies, writing these long diatribes about how he'll never walk again, and how walkers should appreciate the blessings of their functioning legs, so I've been getting into it with him, throwing it right back in his stupid crippie-boy face about how I love to just sit around, and how I'd rather drive to the end of the block than walk!

Dante Hicks: The guy's in a wheelchair.

Randal Graves: Yeah. That's why I called him "crippie-boy."
2014-05-30 04:27:52 PM  
2 votes:
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"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A farking goldbricker. This guy farking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!"
2014-05-30 02:26:05 PM  
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2014-05-30 07:26:29 PM  
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2014-05-30 05:42:22 PM  
1 vote:

Rigby-Reardon: Faith Healing

It's called Faith HILLING...Named after Faith Hill.

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2014-05-30 05:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
Ha,  silly security guard thinks he's a cop,  no administrative leave for you!
2014-05-30 05:04:53 PM  
1 vote:
Did anyone overhear this exchange? I mean it sounds exactly like the final test I had to perform when I took that Faith Healing course. Was he saying "Through the power of Jesus I command thee to walk" as he struck the boy repeatedly? That's how it is supposed to work.

Sounds like the kid did not keep up his end of the performance.
2014-05-30 04:35:07 PM  
1 vote:
 Mitchell ordered the student to move toward his next class, but the student "either refused to comply or was slow to do so," Principal Matin Abdel-Qawi wrote in a letter to parents.

So the child with CP who is in a wheel chair was moving slowly?

I for one am SHOCKED! Should've tazed the little shiat. How dare he be all handicapped like that!
2014-05-30 04:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
you know how kids be these days, they get their first set of wheels and an' all the sudden they be rollin' up and down dem hallways yelling fark 5 oh.
2014-05-30 04:30:01 PM  
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We got a turkey!
2014-05-30 04:27:15 PM  
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I've seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this guys a farking fake.
2014-05-30 04:26:37 PM  
1 vote:
This kid walks. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
2014-05-30 01:38:14 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone who wants a job as an authority figure should not be allowed to have one.
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