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(Some Guy)   In a move that most assuredly won't result in any visits from Secret Service, Joe the "Plumber" posts a screed about how guns are "mostly for hunting politicians"   (joeforamerica.com) divider line 351
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2014-05-30 09:43:27 AM
You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?
 
2014-05-30 09:46:58 AM

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2014-05-30 09:49:39 AM
media.adn.com
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-05-30 09:50:14 AM

Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?


Ice-T?
 
2014-05-30 10:03:43 AM

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That's a lot of surveying.
 
2014-05-30 10:03:45 AM
Someone is trying to prove that he can generate interest and eyeballs as a pundit. A couple more stories like this, he'll be back on television. Good job, everybody.
 
2014-05-30 10:03:56 AM
Joe the Plumber is neither a Joe nor a plumber. Quotes should be around the entire moniker.
 
2014-05-30 10:04:33 AM

jbc: Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?

Ice-T?


Actually it was Ice Cube.
 
2014-05-30 10:05:26 AM
He learned it from you, Sarah Palin! He learned it from you!
 
2014-05-30 10:06:21 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: Joe the Plumber is neither a Joe nor a plumber. Quotes should be around the entire moniker.


I'm not even certain that he's even a "the".
 
2014-05-30 10:06:27 AM

Pocket Ninja: Someone is trying to prove that he can generate interest and eyeballs as a pundit. A couple more stories like this, he'll be back on television. Good job, everybody.


This.

/We can just ignore him
 
2014-05-30 10:06:35 AM
img.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2014-05-30 10:08:03 AM

TV's Vinnie: TofuTheAlmighty: Joe the Plumber is neither a Joe nor a plumber. Quotes should be around the entire moniker.

I'm not even certain that he's even a "the".


"Joe" "the" "Plumber"? Sounds reasonable to me.

Also, gun nuts, this is why people tend to think you're crazy - your most public figures often talk about using guns to kill people. I can't imagine why that doesn't really engender a sense of safety in the public.
 
2014-05-30 10:08:34 AM

Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?


Weedlord Bonerhitler?
 
2014-05-30 10:08:37 AM
I have followed this guy's blog since it went into it's current form. While I am sure he would stand by all the crap that is on the blog, at the same time I don't think he is writing this stuff himself. If I recall, J.t.P is just one of several relatively high profile libertarian types featured under the same umbrella website company. All the blogs are well written as blogs (I am not arguing content here btw) and are professionally presented.

I will have to look into it again. Maybe things have changed but I think JTP is more of a figure-head for the site as opposed to being the actual author.
 
2014-05-30 10:08:45 AM
You made me click his actual website?

I gave him a click?

I'm very angry.
 
2014-05-30 10:10:07 AM
The good thing about the internet is it gives anyone a platform. The bad thing about the internet is it gives anyone a platform
 
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2014-05-30 10:10:15 AM
Guns don't kill people-- Plumbers do.
 
2014-05-30 10:10:45 AM
Heh. That Joe. A real national treasure, and a gift that keeps on giving.
 
2014-05-30 10:11:09 AM
Would that mean if Wendy Davis saw Sam the wifebeating deadbeat blowhard walking toward her during a political debate she could in reasonable fear stand her ground and improve Murica just a little?
 
2014-05-30 10:12:38 AM

jso2897: and a gift that keeps on giving.


just like gonorrhea?
 
2014-05-30 10:13:00 AM

homelessdude: I have followed this guy's blog since it went into it's current form. While I am sure he would stand by all the crap that is on the blog, at the same time I don't think he is writing this stuff himself. If I recall, J.t.P is just one of several relatively high profile libertarian types featured under the same umbrella website company. All the blogs are well written as blogs (I am not arguing content here btw) and are professionally presented.

I will have to look into it again. Maybe things have changed but I think JTP is more of a figure-head for the site as opposed to being the actual author.

 
2014-05-30 10:13:03 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: He learned it from you, Sarah Palin! He learned it from you!


The more these two spew their derp, the more we realize how senile McCain must have been in that campaign.
 
2014-05-30 10:13:09 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: He learned it from you, Sarah Palin! He learned it from you!


Urah, that fotochop of her with a pellet gun vs Barack "the Skeet shooter" Obamer; time for some farker to put Hillie~Billie's head on a Calamity Jane shot from Deadwood; so she can go after the Dem deer hunters vote!
 
2014-05-30 10:13:32 AM
"Yes, I hinge on every word you say, oh failed not who you say you are guy!"  -Republicans
 
2014-05-30 10:13:33 AM
If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.
 
2014-05-30 10:14:14 AM
So Joe the Plumber was okay with John Hinckley trying to assassinate Ronald Reagan?
 
2014-05-30 10:14:52 AM
So, calling for assassinations is cool now?

Hmmmm, where to start.........
 
2014-05-30 10:14:57 AM

SkinnyHead: If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.


So you're saying Sam sucks at laying down rhymes
 
2014-05-30 10:15:02 AM

SkinnyHead: If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.


Jay-Z promotes gun violence?  That's a new one.
 
2014-05-30 10:15:13 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: He learned it from you, Sarah Palin! He learned it from you!


I'm sure she isn't pleased with her thunder being stolen. PlumberPac2016!
 
2014-05-30 10:15:19 AM

jbc: Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?

Ice-T?


I don't think Ice-T was "vaguely" offended by cops...
 
2014-05-30 10:15:35 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/oblig


SkinnyHead, here is another death threat, sure to arouse your ire! Come and get it!
 
2014-05-30 10:15:44 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 480x360]

/oblig



Anyone else believe the irony that you can hunt liberals at a gun control meeting is lost on these people?
 
2014-05-30 10:15:54 AM

TV's Vinnie: TofuTheAlmighty: Joe the Plumber is neither a Joe nor a plumber. Quotes should be around the entire moniker.

I'm not even certain that he's even a "the".


You're twice the 'the' he ever was!

/What was that... hmm... Futurama? Yeah that sounds right in Bender"s voice
 
2014-05-30 10:15:57 AM

Nogrhi: jso2897: and a gift that keeps on giving.

just like gonorrhea?



usairborne.be
 
2014-05-30 10:16:00 AM

SkinnyHead: If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.


If you promote gun violence and your name is joe the plumber, you get to be the face of millions of backwards redneck republicans. Yay!
 
2014-05-30 10:16:55 AM
False dilemma is a "kind of argument" I guess.
 
2014-05-30 10:17:18 AM

Serious Black: So Joe the Plumber was okay with John Hinckley trying to assassinate Ronald Reagan?


Probably has a Hinkley shot the wrong Brady bumper sticker.
 
2014-05-30 10:17:51 AM
The only possible way that civilian weapons could taken up to revolt against the modern government's military superiority is by assassination. This isn't the 1700's anymore - the technological and training gulf between civilian militia and government military is many orders of magnitude larger now. Joe is just being honest that a reason he wants guns is so he can go full Loughner and kill government officials if he personally decides they are oppressing him. Envisioning any scenario where an armed civilian resistance 'waters the tree of liberty' is a pure fantasy - Al Quadia and the proxi war in Syria are the reality of a '2nd amendment' solution. (A military coup is unlikely but actually could feasibly happen.)

TL,DR version: he's being honest but he's still a delusional nutcase, like most 2nd amendment worshipers (which does not include all gun owners)
 
2014-05-30 10:18:12 AM

mrshowrules: SkinnyHead: If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.

Jay-Z promotes gun violence?  That's a new one.


He just assumed that "Guns on your Tumblrs" wasn't a dis at gangstas.

In fact, I have yet to hear a single Jay-Z song that promotes any kind of violence whatsoever.
 
2014-05-30 10:18:15 AM
qorkfiend:
Also, gun nuts, this is why people tend to think you're crazy - your most public figures often talk about using guns to kill people. I can't imagine why that doesn't really engender a sense of safety in the public.

Many guns are designed specifically to kill people.  I know that horifies you but I then again you belive people who talk about self defense are crazy.
 
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2014-05-30 10:18:16 AM

Nogrhi: jso2897: and a gift that keeps on giving.

just like gonorrhea?


whoa whoa whoa there... too far, man... too far.
I can't believe I have to defend gonorrhea.
 
2014-05-30 10:18:25 AM

mrshowrules: SkinnyHead: If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.

Jay-Z promotes gun violence?  That's a new one.


Well, he's black, so it goes without saying.
 
2014-05-30 10:18:45 AM

deanis: SkinnyHead: If you promote gun violence and your name is Jay-Z, you get to party with politicians at the white house.

If you promote gun violence and your name is joe the plumber, you get to be the face of millions of backwards redneck republicans. Yay!


BSAB!
 
2014-05-30 10:20:18 AM
This is why we can't have nice law-abiding gun owners.
 
2014-05-30 10:20:39 AM

deanis: So, calling for assassinations is cool now?

Hmmmm, where to start.........


Maybe by RTFA?
 
2014-05-30 10:21:28 AM

Arkanaut: jbc: Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?

Ice-T?

I don't think Ice-T was "vaguely" offended by cops...


So Run DMC then.
 
2014-05-30 10:22:46 AM

CynicalLA: Arkanaut: jbc: Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?

Ice-T?

I don't think Ice-T was "vaguely" offended by cops...

And now he plays a cop on TV.  "Cop Killer' was just a joke.


He played a cop in New Jack City the same year he recorded Cop Killer with Body Count.
 
2014-05-30 10:23:10 AM

Fart_Machine: CynicalLA: Arkanaut: jbc: Bloody William: You know who else wrote a screed talking about using gun violence against people who vaguely offended him?

Ice-T?

I don't think Ice-T was "vaguely" offended by cops...

And now he plays a cop on TV.  "Cop Killer' was just a joke.

He played a cop in New Jack City the same year he recorded Cop Killer with Body Count.


Highly underrated movie.
 
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