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(American Thinker)   Why haven't the Republicans in Washington inquired as to why liberals who claim they don't like it when guns kill people seem fine when socialized medicine does the killing?   (americanthinker.com) divider line 127
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2014-05-30 08:29:48 AM  
What's the difference between "Do no harm" and "Engineered to kill?"
 
2014-05-30 08:34:25 AM  
I took the hit for you all and the basic summary is apparently "liberals" don't care about the underfunded VA hospitals and all the problems with them (which is untrue, that's probably the most bipartisan issue in ages) and only care when people get shot.

It's a particularly special sort of stupid, even for American Potato.
 
2014-05-30 08:39:04 AM  
Why is it that the moronic American Thinker headlines we get greenlit on Fark always feature really long single runon sentences that don't make a lot of sense and just ramble on and on and toss out some random buzzword salad like "liberals seem to grab guns when their actions are viewed from a certain perspective while real American republicans stand up for constitutional rights" or something like that?
 
2014-05-30 08:40:45 AM  

serpent_sky: It's a particularly special sort of stupid, even for American Potato.


They're a leader in Stupidity Innovation... "Stupinovation", if you will.
 
2014-05-30 08:46:30 AM  
I'm going to need someone to diagram that sentence before I answer.
 
2014-05-30 08:48:00 AM  

serpent_sky: I took the hit for you all and the basic summary is apparently "liberals" don't care about the underfunded VA hospitals and all the problems with them (which is untrue, that's probably the most bipartisan issue in ages) and only care when people get shot.

It's a particularly special sort of stupid, even for American Potato.


You're being too kind.  It's not even that coherent.
 
2014-05-30 08:51:57 AM  
As someone who opposes unreasonable firearm restrictions such as assault weapons bans and who rejects both calls to repeal the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and claims that the Amendment somehow does not protect an individual right to keep and bear arms, I am unable to comprehend any reasoning, rationality or relevance to reality in the author's position.
 
2014-05-30 08:56:23 AM  
Why haven't Republicans in Washington asked liberals why haven't we if there's not until every has something with another for the other side of what haven't can be America BENGHAZI and furthermore
 
2014-05-30 09:01:30 AM  
The only socialized medicine we have in this country outside of the VA is what's been used for the death penalty.
 
2014-05-30 09:05:56 AM  

dr_blasto: The only socialized medicine we have in this country outside of the VA is what's been used for the death penalty.


Exactly
 
2014-05-30 09:07:03 AM  
We really are giving a greenlight to every AT article on the site?
 
2014-05-30 09:09:35 AM  
That is one special kind of crazy there.
 
2014-05-30 09:09:49 AM  
Why don't Republicans uncap the special vials of Reagan Urine we all carry next to our hearts and throw the sacred fluid on liberals, setting their flesh ablaze so they scream "NO! NO MORE! I will abandon my secret agenda to replace the American Flag with a stylized Hammer-and-Crescent that reflects my true allegiances to Atheistic Sharia Socialistic HomoCommunism and cease my tireless efforts to replace every Bible with the Collected Works of Robert Mapplethorpe and admit once and for all that, if not for our ACORN-powered Black Panther Voter Fraud Cannons, the results of every election would be 100% Republican, 0% Democrat and that every nation on earth spontaneously has voted to demand admission to the GOP" like they do in those fantasies I have where Paul Ryan and Rand Paul get into a spirited Greco-Roman wrestling match over the best reason to reduce corporate taxes to zero?
 
2014-05-30 09:14:01 AM  
dog whistle dog whistle derp
 
2014-05-30 09:14:56 AM  

Lost Thought 00: We really are giving a greenlight to every AT article on the site?


It's got to be the steady supply of thai hookers they send to the conservative fark mod. Has to be.
 
2014-05-30 09:15:17 AM  
I'm wondering if the subby who keeps finding American Thinker articles "interesting" has tried finding a more edifying pursuit, like watching paint dry.
 
2014-05-30 09:27:31 AM  

dr_blasto: The only socialized medicine we have in this country outside of the VA is what's been used for the death penalty.


And Medicare, which the Potatoes want us to keep our government hands off of.
 
2014-05-30 09:30:53 AM  

syrynxx: I'm going to need someone to diagram that sentence before I answer.


Oh good, I'm not the only one.

Jesus Christ.
 
2014-05-30 09:32:48 AM  
Every stupid thing published by the American Thinker is de facto what All Republicans really believe. If they didn't, they wouldn't be Republicans.
 
2014-05-30 09:33:13 AM  
Republicans should immediately move to end Medicare.
 
2014-05-30 09:34:23 AM  

kxs401: I'm wondering if the subby who keeps finding American Thinker articles "interesting" has tried finding a more edifying pursuit, like watching paint dry.


Whoa there! Let's not do something too complicated. Not everyone can be Alfred Einstein.
 
2014-05-30 09:34:26 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: syrynxx: I'm going to need someone to diagram that sentence before I answer.

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

Jesus Christ.


And yet it still makes more sense than the "article."
 
2014-05-30 09:34:35 AM  
Here's a donotlink link for those who would like to laugh at the article but don't want to give the page hits to American Stinker.

http://www.donotlink.com/jQV
 
2014-05-30 09:34:47 AM  
I'm still unclear on how the VA=Obamacare? Can someone study that out for me?
 
2014-05-30 09:36:12 AM  
The "incoherent American Thinker article" meme on Fark has run its course.  There's nothing more to say.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-05-30 09:36:16 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Republicans should immediately move to end Medicare.


I support this and think you don't go far enough. Republicans need to band together in a uniform and unimpeachably perfect lock step and demand the immediate termination of Medicare, any federal funding to states for Medicaid, and all hand-outs no matter the pathetic excuse so the hard-working taxpayers are not bilked even a single cent any longer. It's time.
 
2014-05-30 09:36:25 AM  
With rock solid logic like that, how can I argue?
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-05-30 09:37:21 AM  

MFAWG: I'm still unclear on how the VA=Obamacare? Can someone study that out for me?


If Obama's healthcare for are heroes is unacceptable, just imagine how hard the lame ass gov is going to drop the ball when it comes to providing healthcare for everyone! 14day wait times will be an unattainable pipe dream.
 
2014-05-30 09:37:24 AM  

MFAWG: I'm still unclear on how the VA=Obamacare? Can someone study that out for me?


Something bad happened. Therefore, it must be Obama's fault. And since Obamacare is clearly bad and terrible and Obama's fault, that means the VA and Obamacare are clearly linked.

Potato.
 
2014-05-30 09:37:26 AM  

kxs401: I'm wondering if the subby who keeps finding American Thinker articles "interesting" has tried finding a more edifying pursuit, like watching paint dry.


I used to watch paint dry for my job.

Those were halcyon days.
 
2014-05-30 09:37:41 AM  

MFAWG: I'm still unclear on how the VA=Obamacare? Can someone study that out for me?


EVERYTHING is Obamacare to these people.
 
2014-05-30 09:37:45 AM  

PanicMan: With rock solid logic like that, how can I argue?


With your fists.
 
2014-05-30 09:37:46 AM  
FTA: That's why, if the fortuitously-timed death of poet Maya Angelou fails to provide the week-long cry fest Barack Obama has been praying for,...

Is she really implying that there may be something suspicious about Maya Angelou's death? Do these people see conspiracies in absolutely everything?
 
2014-05-30 09:38:01 AM  

serpent_sky: I took the hit for you all and the basic summary is apparently "liberals" don't care about the underfunded VA hospitals and all the problems with them (which is untrue, that's probably the most bipartisan issue in ages) and only care when people get shot.

It's a particularly special sort of stupid, even for American Potato.


Oh man, I have an idea to save veterans' lives: Don't spend any public money on taking care of them.  That's the plan they're hitting on here, right?
 
2014-05-30 09:39:29 AM  
Then the answer is clear.  We need to construct guns that shoot doctors and medicine at sick people.  Got yourself a case of the itis?  No problem.  It's nothing Ol' Doc Shooty can't gets-ta-fixin.  Click, pow, cure, libfarts.
 
2014-05-30 09:39:40 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: FTA: That's why, if the fortuitously-timed death of poet Maya Angelou fails to provide the week-long cry fest Barack Obama has been praying for,...

Is she really implying that there may be something suspicious about Maya Angelou's death? Do these people see conspiracies in absolutely everything?


Only when a Democrat is in office.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-05-30 09:39:51 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: FTA: That's why, if the fortuitously-timed death of poet Maya Angelou fails to provide the week-long cry fest Barack Obama has been praying for,...

Is she really implying that there may be something suspicious about Maya Angelou's death? Do these people see conspiracies in absolutely everything?


The distraction is working. No one but true patriots are even paying attention to Cliven Bundy, Benghazi, the national debt, Syrians, sharia law, chemtrails, or how my cousin's boyfriend's aunt had Obama's jackboot thugs kick in her door to take her guns. Typical libtards.
 
2014-05-30 09:40:15 AM  
So to sum up the article: potato

We get it, you hurpermurpers just really like potato. And farking chickens.
 
2014-05-30 09:40:16 AM  
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
 
2014-05-30 09:40:25 AM  
In case anyone was confused as to whether or not it was Freeper Friday...
 
2014-05-30 09:40:49 AM  

serpent_sky: I took the hit for you all and the basic summary is apparently "liberals" don't care about the underfunded VA hospitals and all the problems with them (which is untrue, that's probably the most bipartisan issue in ages) and only care when people get shot.

It's a particularly special sort of stupid, even for American Potato.


But both sides are bad, so of course all the liberal talking heads are defending the VA, because that's what the conservative talking heads do when a conservative institution or figurehead does something terrible.

Both sides are bad!
 
2014-05-30 09:41:28 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: MFAWG: I'm still unclear on how the VA=Obamacare? Can someone study that out for me?

EVERYTHING is Obamacare to these people.


Unless it's Benghazi.
 
2014-05-30 09:42:08 AM  
I think it's called the american thinker because after every article they need to go in there room and think about what they've done.
 
2014-05-30 09:42:23 AM  
Friends don't let friends read American Thinker
 
2014-05-30 09:42:26 AM  

syrynxx: I'm going to need someone to diagram that sentence before I answer.


blog.visual.ly


/I did my best...honest!
 
2014-05-30 09:42:51 AM  

whatsupchuck: The "incoherent American Thinker article" meme on Fark has run its course.  There's nothing more to say.


We need an ignore list for greenlighted articles.
 
2014-05-30 09:44:28 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: whatsupchuck: The "incoherent American Thinker article" meme on Fark has run its course.  There's nothing more to say.

We need an ignore list for greenlighted articles.


The politics tab would be a barren wasteland.
 
2014-05-30 09:44:56 AM  

ikanreed: serpent_sky: I took the hit for you all and the basic summary is apparently "liberals" don't care about the underfunded VA hospitals and all the problems with them (which is untrue, that's probably the most bipartisan issue in ages) and only care when people get shot.

It's a particularly special sort of stupid, even for American Potato.

Oh man, I have an idea to save veterans' lives: Don't spend any public money on taking care of them.  That's the plan they're hitting on here, right?


It's Paul Ryan's plan to replace Medicare. Give them a voucher and if they can't find care or can't afford to make up the difference fark em.
 
2014-05-30 09:44:58 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Why is it that the moronic American Thinker headlines we get greenlit on Fark always feature really long single runon sentences that don't make a lot of sense and just ramble on and on and toss out some random buzzword salad like "liberals seem to grab guns when their actions are viewed from a certain perspective while real American republicans stand up for constitutional rights" or something like that?


I've been wondering the same thing... I figure there's probably one really prolific submitter who's writing all of these, but AFAIK there's no way to confirm who submitted each article.
 
2014-05-30 09:45:03 AM  

2wolves: What's the difference between "Do no harm" and "Engineered to kill?"


One of them lives up to it.
 
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