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(New York Daily News)   Glorious Russian cat stands at attention during National Anthem. Does your puny American cat show the same amount of pride in his country, or just lie there licking its nether regions when your anthem plays?   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-05-30 07:54:11 AM  
Give him some vodka and he'll invade Poland.
 
2014-05-30 08:23:56 AM  
I was expecting a Russian Blue.

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I think standing for the National Anthem is a standard for the breed. ;-)
 
2014-05-30 09:21:29 AM  
It's what I do, so no room to talk.
 
2014-05-30 09:55:34 AM  

Sybarite: It's what I do, so no room to talk.


But it's especially interesting if you're a cat!
 
2014-05-30 10:21:36 AM  
THERE ARE NO RUSSIAN CATS IN UKRAINE!
 
2014-05-30 11:22:59 AM  
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Одобряет, товарищ!
 
2014-05-30 11:29:00 AM  
Cat
 
2014-05-30 11:32:04 AM  

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ALL HAIL GLORIOUS RODINA.

 
2014-05-30 11:32:41 AM  
The cat thought it was a bread line
 
2014-05-30 11:33:11 AM  

Destructor: I was expecting a Russian Blue.

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I think standing for the National Anthem is a standard for the breed. ;-)


About a decade ago I worked for a certain small college. Some new marketing dude thought we were going to get students by putting better content out there on the website.  Step 1.  Install some traffic analysis software.  Step 2.  Analyze.  Step 3.  Realize that 1/3 of the web traffic coming in was to visit a retired professor's hobby page on Russian Blue cats.  Apparently he was some kind of expert on them.
 
2014-05-30 11:34:24 AM  
There are no cats in America.
 
2014-05-30 11:34:49 AM  
It's a cute video...but I always wonder with stuff like this.....who decides to record a video of something like that, while laying in bed half naked, with the TV playing in the background, for the whole world to see? Or even just family/friends....I understand with a spur of the moment thing, but it's something they seemed to already know the cat would do and could plan for it by at least getting dressed.

OTOH it's Russia, probably just too much Vodka and poverty to care I guess.
 
2014-05-30 11:35:26 AM  
That cat would have liked to see Montana.
 
2014-05-30 11:35:40 AM  
"A cat filmed in Russian"


Not sure if serious......
 
2014-05-30 11:37:33 AM  
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Get bent ruskie!
 
2014-05-30 11:37:45 AM  
i536.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-30 11:38:01 AM  

YOUR FLAG IS STILL THERE

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GOOD

 
2014-05-30 11:38:54 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 11:39:28 AM  

gopher321: Give him some vodka and he'll invade Poland.


Give him half a damned excuse and he'll invade Ukraine.
 
2014-05-30 11:39:55 AM  
It's a scottish fold.  They stand up on their hind legs a lot.
 
2014-05-30 11:40:37 AM  
So, does the cat know Sambo too?
 
2014-05-30 11:41:15 AM  

brandent: About a decade ago I worked for a certain small college. Some new marketing dude thought we were going to get students by putting better content out there on the website.  Step 1.  Install some traffic analysis software.  Step 2.  Analyze.  Step 3.  Realize that 1/3 of the web traffic coming in was to visit a retired professor's hobby page on Russian Blue cats.  Apparently he was some kind of expert on them.


Step 1. Realize the internet is 45% cats and 45% porn, sometimes not independent of each other (furries *shudder*), the other 10% being misc. like fark.
Step 2. Combine those to market your product
Step 3. Profit!
 
2014-05-30 11:42:31 AM  
"In Russia, cats spring to attention for State Anthem of Russian Federation (or be sent to gulag to encourage proper enthusiasm)."

"In America, our cats just lay around.  When they're not kicking dogs' asses, of course."
 
2014-05-30 11:42:47 AM  
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GIS cat flag
 
2014-05-30 11:42:59 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 11:43:13 AM  
Putin hold the cat, sing the song or I will eat you for dinner.
 
2014-05-30 11:44:18 AM  
Why am I the first to ask:
WTF - why is he filming this in bed? And why does he have a dash cam set up for his bed?
 
2014-05-30 11:44:24 AM  

Bermuda59: Putin  hold told the cat, sing the song or I will eat you for dinner.

 
2014-05-30 11:44:41 AM  
The cat just wants to avoid the Siberian work camps.
 
2014-05-30 11:45:44 AM  

Publikwerks: why does he have a dash cam set up for his bed?


Do I really have to explain it's primary use to you?
 
2014-05-30 11:45:51 AM  

Publikwerks: Why am I the first to ask:
WTF - why is he filming this in bed? And why does he have a dash cam set up for his bed?


To get a discount when the prostitute is faking it, or to protect himself from frivolous insurance claims.
 
2014-05-30 11:46:22 AM  

Publikwerks: Why am I the first to ask:
WTF - why is he filming this in bed? And why does he have a dash cam set up for his bed?


I already wondered the former. The latter, I'm pretty sure the little girl heard giggling in the video was filming.

That or it's Russia, so it's bad enough you even need dash cams in your house now to prevent insurance fraud....
 
2014-05-30 11:46:28 AM  

Turfshoe: It's a scottish fold.  They stand up on their hind legs a lot.


...Like Rory Calhoun!
 
2014-05-30 11:46:46 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: There are no cats in America.


...and the streets are paved with cheese!
 
2014-05-30 11:46:53 AM  
Theirs is better than our with its silly lyrics about some immigrant not being able to see or something.

/MURICA!
//FARK YEAH!
 
2014-05-30 11:47:55 AM  
static2.nydailynews.com

Stand you filthy Kulak. Before I report you to the ten year old Political Officer next door.
 
2014-05-30 11:50:29 AM  
Okay, so does the cat not stand for similar music?

If he wanted more than a few thousand views, when he played Horst-Wessel-Lied the cat would walk over and pee on the phone.
 
2014-05-30 11:51:54 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-30 11:52:25 AM  
George Costanza
 
2014-05-30 12:08:37 PM  
My dog sang along to "Sucide is Painless" when M*A*S*H came on, Something about those high notes.

That's almost patriotic.
 
2014-05-30 12:08:44 PM  

Ihaveanevilparrot: brandent: About a decade ago I worked for a certain small college. Some new marketing dude thought we were going to get students by putting better content out there on the website.  Step 1.  Install some traffic analysis software.  Step 2.  Analyze.  Step 3.  Realize that 1/3 of the web traffic coming in was to visit a retired professor's hobby page on Russian Blue cats.  Apparently he was some kind of expert on them.

Step 1. Realize the internet is 45% cats and 45% porn, sometimes not independent of each other (furries *shudder*), the other 10% being misc. like fark.
Step 2. Combine those to market your product
Step 3. Profit!


Cat porn?
 
2014-05-30 12:09:40 PM  

Ihaveanevilparrot: It's a cute video...but I always wonder with stuff like this.....who decides to record a video of something like that, while laying in bed half naked, with the TV playing in the background, for the whole world to see? Or even just family/friends....I understand with a spur of the moment thing, but it's something they seemed to already know the cat would do and could plan for it by at least getting dressed.

OTOH it's Russia, probably just too much Vodka and poverty to care I guess.


Yeah, if the cat does this regularly enough to tape it, why not clean up the house and put some farking clothes on, THEN play the goddam song?

It's similar to why I haven't made anymore videos of my daughter. I made a great one of her for her first year and a half or so and laid 'Ain't No Sunshine' over it. It turned out great. I won't shoot more, because there's always shiat in the background that I don't really want to put in a video, whether it's laundry that needs to be put away, dishes in the sink, a lawn that needs mowing, etc... Before, it was just her in one place, and we could spot clean. Now, I'd have to empty my house or feel self conscious...

That said, the video was pretty cool. Just get the fat, possibly naked guy out if the farking frame.
 
2014-05-30 12:09:57 PM  
What you expect from a communist cat.


The American cat is schizophrenic,  sometimes act s like a demorcat, other times acts like a republicat.
 
2014-05-30 12:12:04 PM  

Publikwerks: Why am I the first to ask:
WTF - why is he filming this in bed? And why does he have a dash cam set up for his bed?


to get a complete recording of all "collisions"
 
2014-05-30 12:20:05 PM  
Russians always seem like people who can enjoy themselves. Didn't know this extended to their pets.

/their government, not so much
 
2014-05-30 12:21:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 12:22:39 PM  
That guy can't be bothered to get out of bed and put on a shirt for his viral video.  He should be ashamed that he's lazier than a cat.
 
2014-05-30 12:23:26 PM  

jxb465: Ihaveanevilparrot: brandent: About a decade ago I worked for a certain small college. Some new marketing dude thought we were going to get students by putting better content out there on the website.  Step 1.  Install some traffic analysis software.  Step 2.  Analyze.  Step 3.  Realize that 1/3 of the web traffic coming in was to visit a retired professor's hobby page on Russian Blue cats.  Apparently he was some kind of expert on them.

Step 1. Realize the internet is 45% cats and 45% porn, sometimes not independent of each other (furries *shudder*), the other 10% being misc. like fark.
Step 2. Combine those to market your product
Step 3. Profit!

Cat porn?


Cats watching porn.
 
2014-05-30 12:24:49 PM  

Mikey1969: Ihaveanevilparrot: It's a cute video...but I always wonder with stuff like this.....who decides to record a video of something like that, while laying in bed half naked, with the TV playing in the background, for the whole world to see? Or even just family/friends....I understand with a spur of the moment thing, but it's something they seemed to already know the cat would do and could plan for it by at least getting dressed.

OTOH it's Russia, probably just too much Vodka and poverty to care I guess.

Yeah, if the cat does this regularly enough to tape it, why not clean up the house and put some farking clothes on, THEN play the goddam song?

It's similar to why I haven't made anymore videos of my daughter. I made a great one of her for her first year and a half or so and laid 'Ain't No Sunshine' over it. It turned out great. I won't shoot more, because there's always shiat in the background that I don't really want to put in a video, whether it's laundry that needs to be put away, dishes in the sink, a lawn that needs mowing, etc... Before, it was just her in one place, and we could spot clean. Now, I'd have to empty my house or feel self conscious...

That said, the video was pretty cool. Just get the fat, possibly naked guy out if the farking frame.


Why don't you just clean your damn house once in a while?

/I keed.
 
2014-05-30 12:26:09 PM  
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