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(Calgary Herald)   Odds of finding MH370 have now officially dropped to somewhere between Amelia Earhart and the Loch Ness Monster   (calgaryherald.com) divider line 45
    More: Followup, Malaysia Airlines, Loch Ness Monster, Amelia Earheart, Malaysia, search teams, Mr. Dean, Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, submarines  
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2014-05-30 08:17:57 AM  
 
2014-05-30 09:22:47 AM  

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2014-05-30 09:28:55 AM  
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2014-05-30 09:29:44 AM  

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2014-05-30 09:34:16 AM  

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2014-05-30 09:38:12 AM  
Odds of finding MH370 have now officially dropped to somewhere between Amelia Earheart and the Loch Ness Monster

Did they look in the attic?
 
2014-05-30 09:39:05 AM  
Subby, don't you mean Anne Frank?
 
2014-05-30 09:39:52 AM  

Slypork: Odds of finding MH370 have now officially dropped to somewhere between Amelia Earheart and the Loch Ness Monster

Did they look in the attic?

It seems it wouldn't be too hard to find a blind, deaf mute woman?
 
2014-05-30 09:40:40 AM  
The flight flew up my ass, and I've been knocking back the bran like no tomorrow, let me tell ya. I'm trying, folks.
 
2014-05-30 09:41:09 AM  

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There's even a gold investment link. Will wonders never cease.
 
2014-05-30 09:46:34 AM  

walktoanarcade: The flight flew up my ass, and I've been knocking back the bran like no tomorrow, let me tell ya. I'm trying, folks.


'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'
 
2014-05-30 09:48:50 AM  
I'm waiting for the commemorative coin to come out....clad in 14 karat gold leaf.
 
2014-05-30 09:48:59 AM  
Odds of finding MH370 have now officially dropped to somewhere between  Amelia Earheart and the Loch Ness Monster

You'd have better luck finding her if you spelled her name correctly.

/Earhart
 
2014-05-30 09:49:22 AM  
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2014-05-30 09:51:01 AM  

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I love that site. Every now and again, I'll post it to facebook hoping to reel in my wife's RINO aunt.
 
2014-05-30 09:52:10 AM  
There' still a theory out there that states the Thai military shot the plane down in the vicinity of where the oil platform worker said he saw a flaming something falling out of the sky.

Considering the tensions in Asia, I figure some government shot it down either on accident, on purpose, or on double-secret, tricksy accidental-purpose.
 
2014-05-30 09:57:45 AM  
I'm leaning towards the mini black hole theory myself.
 
2014-05-30 10:04:42 AM  
If only Joey hadn't liked movies about gladiators ...
 
2014-05-30 10:13:22 AM  

RedRudy: I'm leaning towards the mini black hole theory myself.


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2014-05-30 10:23:42 AM  
The plane was hijacked by Lord Lucan who was delivering Shergar to Elvis.

Find Elvis, find the plane.
 
2014-05-30 10:27:12 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: There' still a theory out there that states the Thai military shot the plane down in the vicinity of where the oil platform worker said he saw a flaming something falling out of the sky.

Considering the tensions in Asia, I figure some government shot it down either on accident, on purpose, or on double-secret, tricksy accidental-purpose.


Given his description, location and time he claimed, I believe MH370 would have been beyond his visible horizon.
 
2014-05-30 10:32:05 AM  
They recently found Earhart, subby. Just 75 years after the fact. She died as a castaway on a tiny little speck of an island.

\So there's still hope for MH 370?
 
2014-05-30 10:34:46 AM  

Archie Goodwin: The plane was hijacked by Lord Lucan who was delivering Shergar to Elvis.

Find Elvis, find the plane.


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Greetings, Commander. Your previous directive to uphold all human life has been rescended. You are to hunt down, and eliminate, these traitors to humanity.
 
2014-05-30 10:35:35 AM  

cptjeff: They recently found Earhart, subby. Just 75 years after the fact. She died as a castaway on a tiny little speck of an island.

\So there's still hope for MH 370?


I thought they said-"probably."   Did they find any evidence?
 
2014-05-30 10:42:56 AM  

walktoanarcade: cptjeff: They recently found Earhart, subby. Just 75 years after the fact. She died as a castaway on a tiny little speck of an island.

\So there's still hope for MH 370?

I thought they said-"probably."   Did they find any evidence?


They found a piece of glass consistent with a part from her airplane, a broken cosmetics jar and the remains were consistent with her height.  Probably not enough to get a conviction in a criminal court, but I'm content to call it case closed.
 
2014-05-30 10:46:19 AM  

nekom: walktoanarcade: cptjeff: They recently found Earhart, subby. Just 75 years after the fact. She died as a castaway on a tiny little speck of an island.

\So there's still hope for MH 370?

I thought they said-"probably."   Did they find any evidence?

They found a piece of glass consistent with a part from her airplane, a broken cosmetics jar and the remains were consistent with her height.  Probably not enough to get a conviction in a criminal court, but I'm content to call it case closed.


Mmmmm good enough for me regarding that case. Neat. Thanks!
 
2014-05-30 10:48:19 AM  

Archie Goodwin: The plane was hijacked by Lord Lucan who was delivering Shergar to Elvis.

Find Elvis, find the plane.


That was a nice horse.
 
2014-05-30 10:53:25 AM  
So you're saying there's still a chance?
 
2014-05-30 10:54:24 AM  
If that is the case subby, they should look in all the attics in Amsterdam, they might find both Amelia and MH370 there..
 
2014-05-30 10:54:51 AM  

Archie Goodwin: The plane was hijacked by Lord Lucan who was delivering Shergar to Elvis.

Find Elvis, find the plane.


Found him.

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2014-05-30 10:55:08 AM  
This is why I wont fly Jetblue.
 
2014-05-30 10:58:43 AM  
I'll say this, we have photo proof that two of these existed at one point.. I can't remember which two..
 
2014-05-30 11:00:13 AM  
Another reason to stay out of high rise buildings until found.
 
2014-05-30 11:12:15 AM  
ANNd  FRANKly, i don't think they will be found alive.
 
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2014-05-30 11:14:39 AM  
We know Amelia died in a concentration camp.  She only lived the attic for a little while.  What is the mystery there?
 
2014-05-30 11:26:13 AM  
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2014-05-30 11:34:34 AM  
"Angry families of the 239 people on board described the decision to move the search as a 'slap in the face', after authorities in Australia said they have found no wreckage in the targeted zone."

So, they weren't supposed to search where they thought it was or they aren't supposed to search where they now think it is? What exactly is the gripe here?

I understand that the families are upset in general over losing loved ones but what the fark else are the search teams supposed to do? Consult a psychic? Magic 8 ball?
 
2014-05-30 11:39:16 AM  
Came for the Anne Frank ridiculous. Leaving giddy.

/Never gets old
 
2014-05-30 11:41:28 AM  

wallywam1: "Angry families of the 239 people on board described the decision to move the search as a 'slap in the face', after authorities in Australia said they have found no wreckage in the targeted zone."

So, they weren't supposed to search where they thought it was or they aren't supposed to search where they now think it is? What exactly is the gripe here?

I understand that the families are upset in general over losing loved ones but what the fark else are the search teams supposed to do? Consult a psychic? Magic 8 ball?


*Insert joke about drunk searching for keys under streetlamp.*
 
2014-05-30 11:52:16 AM  
Time to send in the real experts:
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2014-05-30 11:59:32 AM  

walktoanarcade: cptjeff: They recently found Earhart, subby. Just 75 years after the fact. She died as a castaway on a tiny little speck of an island.

\So there's still hope for MH 370?

I thought they said-"probably."   Did they find any evidence?


They found fossilized human feces on the beach that had been arranged to spell out "help, Amelia Earhart here, trapped on island with nothing to eat but bran muffins, crabs and feces." Unfortunately the DNA in the feces had degraded to the point where it was unusable in getting a "DNA fingerprint." So this year they are going back to see if the message they saw spelled out from their satellite images, "why did I bring so much high fiber food and so little communication equipment," is in fact real or just image matrixing. So if they get a DNA sample from that we'll probably know for sure.
 
2014-05-30 12:03:07 PM  

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2014-05-30 12:06:19 PM  
Amelia's whereabouts have been known for decades, but most people prefer the "mystery".
 
2014-05-30 04:03:13 PM  
The loch ness monster was an elephant.
 
2014-05-30 04:29:15 PM  

legendary fool: The loch ness monster was an elephant.


No, it was a cyborg that ate offshore oil drills in Scotland!
 
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