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(Cal Coast News)   For a $20 cash contribution to their college radio station fundraiser, student hosts will let you see "which one of us has a birthmark on our penis or which one of us has a tighter butt hole". Just send... oh never mind, they're already off the air   (calcoastnews.com ) divider line
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2014-05-29 09:52:25 PM  
I don't really care to know about either one.
 
2014-05-29 10:16:39 PM  
Never judge a butt hole by its picture.
 
2014-05-29 10:34:36 PM  
Well I, for one, would have donated for the good cause.  I wish everyone would send me pictures of their buttholes for my very specific judgement.
 
2014-05-29 10:44:54 PM  
Why would I pay for pictures of assholes?  I can watch the Fox News presenters for free..

/buddumbtish
 
2014-05-29 11:36:38 PM  
"Psst, it's a secret fundraiser... let's post it on Facebook."
 
2014-05-30 12:16:51 AM  
See it, visually, or uh... "see" it... If the latter, I might be able to swing by the ATM after work...
 
2014-05-30 12:21:00 AM  
Still better than a Sewing with Nancy coffee mug.
 
2014-05-30 12:21:19 AM  
Oh that's just nasty..
 
2014-05-30 12:22:14 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: See it, visually, or uh... "see" it... If the latter, I might be able to swing by the ATM after work...


Never go to the ATM after work.
 
2014-05-30 12:23:48 AM  
PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?
 
2014-05-30 12:25:40 AM  
But how would they prove that they were sending photos of their specific nether regions?
 
2014-05-30 12:26:50 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-30 12:27:35 AM  
If they were female I'd be up for the butthole option.

/fap fap
 
2014-05-30 12:30:51 AM  
Silly goose, radio isn't visual: it's"theatre of the mind".  Like Stan Freeberg. With dick pics.
 
2014-05-30 12:32:31 AM  
One of the DJs being interviewed a week earlier.

Logan Cooper is talking as he sits on a desk crowded with turntables, mics and a mixing board inside KCPR, Cal Poly's radio station. Cooper is a disc jockey at the station, and even as he answers questions from a reporter, he's managing an hour-long block of Joy Division songs. He's not taking requests tonight; he can speak without interruption.

Cooper isn't shy about talking. He's the kind of person who regularly finds himself making conversation with new people. Ordering food is rarely a simple transaction - employees are cheerfully asked what their favorite menu items are.

Cooper, an ethnic studies junior, is even great at talking about his struggles with depression.

http://mustangnews.net/battling-depression-he-found-someone-to-talk- to /

Logan Cooper is a farking self-centred wanker that doesn't mind holding up the food queue.
 
2014-05-30 12:32:37 AM  
It's a shame that these two college students will end up not accomplishing what they think at all.  One will expose himself as a perfect asshole while the second will merely show everyone his shortcomings.
 
2014-05-30 12:34:05 AM  

bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?


The old finger test.  I can cut off circulation to one with my turd cutter.
 
2014-05-30 12:36:34 AM  

bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?


Insert butt plug.  Attach butt plug to a spring scale.  Whichever one gets pulled out with the least force is the least tight butthole.
 
2014-05-30 12:36:37 AM  

bekovich: how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks


I'm guessing with a finger.

/or thumb
//or tongue
///this is a gross-out thread, isn't it?
 
2014-05-30 12:39:11 AM  
Anyone else in Southern CA here all the uncensored songs playing on KDAY today? They literally played "Cant See Me" by 2Pac with every cuss word, which is virtually his most curse and hatred riddled track in the discography (excepting Hit Em Up of course). I was asking my all my coworkers which one of them fixed the CD player on our shop radio. Refreshing to hear my favorite artists songs unmolested on the radio, yet somewhat jarring.
 
2014-05-30 12:40:00 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 12:45:51 AM  

bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?


Arse callipers. 100% rust proof surgical steel construction, yours for £19.99. Buy today and get a pair of testicle wedges free of charge.
 
2014-05-30 12:57:26 AM  
Cash only? I'm sure these guys were really, totally, no-we're-being-honest-here, I-answered-your-question-I'm-cooperating-here going to deliver the goods.
 
2014-05-30 01:22:23 AM  

12349876: bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?

Insert butt plug.  Attach butt plug to a spring scale.  Whichever one gets pulled out with the least force is the least tight butthole.


That's actually pretty good. Kinda sounds like something you'd see on a Japanese game show.
 
2014-05-30 01:24:22 AM  
I see these two put the SLO in Cal Poly SLO.
 
2014-05-30 01:41:40 AM  

morg: 12349876: bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?

Insert butt plug.  Attach butt plug to a spring scale.  Whichever one gets pulled out with the least force is the least tight butthole.

That's actually pretty good. Kinda sounds like something you'd see on a Japanese game show.


For the test to be right the plug will have to be inserted without lube
 
2014-05-30 01:44:15 AM  

cardex: morg: 12349876: bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?

Insert butt plug.  Attach butt plug to a spring scale.  Whichever one gets pulled out with the least force is the least tight butthole.

That's actually pretty good. Kinda sounds like something you'd see on a Japanese game show.

For the test to be right the plug will have to be inserted without lube


Isn't that how it's always supposed to be done?
 
2014-05-30 01:47:22 AM  
Some college students are stupid and immature. This is Ric Romero reporting live from San Luis Obispo.
 
2014-05-30 02:17:01 AM  

Prof. Frink: cardex: morg: 12349876: bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?

Insert butt plug.  Attach butt plug to a spring scale.  Whichever one gets pulled out with the least force is the least tight butthole.

That's actually pretty good. Kinda sounds like something you'd see on a Japanese game show.

For the test to be right the plug will have to be inserted without lube

Isn't that how it's always supposed to be done?


Depends on the plug, if it's a Japanese game show I have a feeling they will go with the full sized rubber fist and that is going to be hard to get in without lube
 
2014-05-30 02:34:40 AM  

cardex: Prof. Frink: cardex: morg: 12349876: bekovich: PS, farkers, how do you judge how tight your buttcheeks are? Is there a special ruler or gauge you can buy? Kinda like a spirit level but for butts? Are they for sale in b&q?

Insert butt plug.  Attach butt plug to a spring scale.  Whichever one gets pulled out with the least force is the least tight butthole.

That's actually pretty good. Kinda sounds like something you'd see on a Japanese game show.

For the test to be right the plug will have to be inserted without lube

Isn't that how it's always supposed to be done?

Depends on the plug, if it's a Japanese game show I have a feeling they will go with the full sized rubber fist and that is going to be hard to get in without lube


That's what makes this such a competitive game.
 
2014-05-30 03:05:05 AM  
This just in: All radio DJs are unfunny, stupid dicks. News at 11.
 
2014-05-30 06:19:33 AM  

Big Ramifications: One of the DJs being interviewed a week earlier.

Logan Cooper is talking as he sits on a desk crowded with turntables, mics and a mixing board inside KCPR, Cal Poly's radio station. Cooper is a disc jockey at the station, and even as he answers questions from a reporter, he's managing an hour-long block of Joy Division songs. He's not taking requests tonight; he can speak without interruption.

Cooper isn't shy about talking. He's the kind of person who regularly finds himself making conversation with new people. Ordering food is rarely a simple transaction - employees are cheerfully asked what their favorite menu items are.

Cooper, an ethnic studies junior, is even great at talking about his struggles with depression.
http://mustangnews.net/battling-depression-he-found-someone-to-talk- to /

Logan Cooper is a farking self-centred wanker that doesn't mind holding up the food queue.


So many people need to be punched in the dick here. Where to start? The author of that? The author's parents? Logan Cooper? Logan Cooper's parents? Me, perhaps? Ian Curtis?

Dick punches, all around.
 
2014-05-30 06:40:16 AM  
So. . . . I CAN'T opt for the tote bag?
 
2014-05-30 07:08:18 AM  
My asshole gets tighter all the time. From hemorrhoids. It's getting hard to breathe.
 
2014-05-30 08:14:16 AM  
Hey Bob, I really like showing my dick to people!

OMG Tom! I love showing my asshole to anyone who will look....but I keep getting hasseled by "the man".

I know! Let's do a "fundraiser" and the winner get's to see our dick and ass!

Brilliant!

We cant lose!
 
2014-05-30 08:56:22 AM  
Fun Fact : I got a heart shaped birthmark on my junk .
 
2014-05-30 10:48:33 AM  

markfara: So. . . . I CAN'T opt for the tote bag?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANd thread over.

/well played sir, well played.
 
2014-05-30 01:25:23 PM  
teamshocker.com
 
2014-05-31 02:42:25 AM  
Somewhere Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks look down (or up) more in sorrow than in anger.

Aw, who am I kidding? They are furious.
 
2014-05-31 02:50:10 AM  
Child pornography. Made by children. For children.

Would you pay $20 to see these guys' bottoms? Yes, yes you would. You dirty old woman.
 
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