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(Quad City Times)   Today's Fark ready headline: Man grabs girl; dog bites man; man stabs dog; police taser man   (qctimes.com ) divider line
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2595 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2014 at 11:19 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-30 10:51:11 AM  
i am shocked the police did not kill the dog.
 
2014-05-30 11:23:09 AM  
It's all right there. I don't even have to read the article to know what happened.

/was never going to read the article
 
2014-05-30 11:27:20 AM  
TADA!
 
2014-05-30 11:29:30 AM  
thebriberyact.com
 
2014-05-30 11:29:56 AM  
The asshole's own dog bit him.  Hope the dog lives and the guy gets rabies.
 
2014-05-30 11:34:06 AM  

SlothB77: i am shocked the police did not kill the dog.


Sounds like the owner already took care of that, and this is one of those times when I would have been ok with the use of a gun instead of a taser on the suspect.
 
2014-05-30 11:40:55 AM  
it's the ciiiircle of liiiiife!
 
2014-05-30 11:51:54 AM  

freetomato: The asshole's own dog bit him.  Hope the dog lives and the guy gets rabies.


Too bad the dog belonged to the woman and daughter he argued with who were not married to him from all indications, isn't it.
 
2014-05-30 11:57:20 AM  

cwolf20: freetomato: The asshole's own dog bit him.  Hope the dog lives and the guy gets rabies.

Too bad the dog belonged to the woman and daughter he argued with who were not married to him from all indications, isn't it.


"According to court records, Michael Jan Menton, 38, was involved in an argument with a woman at 1202 Williston Ave. around 6:25 a.m. when the woman's 17-year-old daughter entered the room. Menton grabbed the girl's wrist and shoved her several times.

The girl slapped his hands away, and Menton came at her again, but Menton's dog then came to her aid, biting his wrist to disrupt the attack, court records state."
 
2014-05-30 12:00:44 PM  
Charged with interference? Automatic first down!
 
2014-05-30 12:24:18 PM  
Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the Sun.
 
2014-05-30 12:30:33 PM  

natas6.0: it's the

white trash ciiiircle of liiiiife!

FTFY
 
2014-05-30 12:44:48 PM  
Aristocats!
 
2014-05-30 12:45:37 PM  

freetomato: cwolf20: freetomato: The asshole's own dog bit him.  Hope the dog lives and the guy gets rabies.

Too bad the dog belonged to the woman and daughter he argued with who were not married to him from all indications, isn't it.

"According to court records, Michael Jan Menton, 38, was involved in an argument with a woman at 1202 Williston Ave. around 6:25 a.m. when the woman's 17-year-old daughter entered the room. Menton grabbed the girl's wrist and shoved her several times.

The girl slapped his hands away, and Menton came at her again, but Menton's dog then came to her aid, biting his wrist to disrupt the attack, court records state."


Still, how can you do all of that shiat and your bond is only $5,600.00?  I don't know what the rules are exactly (thank God) but I think a lot of the time you only need to pay 10% to get out, and who the fark can' t come up with $560.00?  This guy needs to meet up with a ball bat.
 
2014-05-30 01:13:07 PM  
Menton was arrested for public intoxication, animal torture, interference and simple assault.

Is a 17-year-old considered an adult in Iowa?  If he grabbed and shoved her, couldn't he be charged with abuse of a minor?
 
2014-05-30 01:13:54 PM  
...Burma Shave?
 
2014-05-30 01:18:06 PM  
If your own dog bites you...you might be a douchebag.
 
2014-05-30 02:03:28 PM  

Ihaveanevilparrot: TADA!


TA-

DAMMIT!!!

/sulks out
 
2014-05-30 02:50:07 PM  
Wonder if he will find the shank he is looking for in prison.
 
2014-05-30 03:11:58 PM  

Cold_Sassy: freetomato: cwolf20: freetomato: The asshole's own dog bit him.  Hope the dog lives and the guy gets rabies.

Too bad the dog belonged to the woman and daughter he argued with who were not married to him from all indications, isn't it.

"According to court records, Michael Jan Menton, 38, was involved in an argument with a woman at 1202 Williston Ave. around 6:25 a.m. when the woman's 17-year-old daughter entered the room. Menton grabbed the girl's wrist and shoved her several times.

The girl slapped his hands away, and Menton came at her again, but Menton's dog then came to her aid, biting his wrist to disrupt the attack, court records state."

Still, how can you do all of that shiat and your bond is only $5,600.00?  I don't know what the rules are exactly (thank God) but I think a lot of the time you only need to pay 10% to get out, and who the fark can' t come up with $560.00?  This guy needs to meet up with a ball bat.


The $5600 could already be the 10% amount.

I really just want to know if the dog lived and if so, where to deliver some get well soon steak.
 
2014-05-30 03:22:39 PM  

Cold_Sassy: freetomato: cwolf20: freetomato: The asshole's own dog bit him.  Hope the dog lives and the guy gets rabies.

Too bad the dog belonged to the woman and daughter he argued with who were not married to him from all indications, isn't it.

"According to court records, Michael Jan Menton, 38, was involved in an argument with a woman at 1202 Williston Ave. around 6:25 a.m. when the woman's 17-year-old daughter entered the room. Menton grabbed the girl's wrist and shoved her several times.

The girl slapped his hands away, and Menton came at her again, but Menton's dog then came to her aid, biting his wrist to disrupt the attack, court records state."

Still, how can you do all of that shiat and your bond is only $5,600.00?  I don't know what the rules are exactly (thank God) but I think a lot of the time you only need to pay 10% to get out, and who the fark can' t come up with $560.00?  This guy needs to meet up with a ball bat.


That's difference between bond and bail.
 
2014-06-01 12:31:51 AM  
You mean I'm really the first person to think of it?

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