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(Digital Journal)   "Deer jumps or falls from Chicago overpass into van on interstate." Yeah, I suppose that could explain it... OR MAYBE HE WAS PUSHED   (digitaljournal.com) divider line 49
    More: Scary, Chicago, overpass, Chicago overpass, CBS Chicago  
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1859 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 May 2014 at 11:49 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-29 09:12:28 PM  
He trusted the overpass's "coating".
 
2014-05-29 09:20:10 PM  
If it was really a deer.

SOmeone call Dresden.
 
2014-05-29 09:39:34 PM  
They bring an antler, you bring a van

/it's the Chicago way
//deep-dish venison
 
2014-05-29 10:50:23 PM  
He fell off a bridge onto some bullets
 
2014-05-29 11:51:22 PM  
And it would have worked too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
 
2014-05-29 11:56:15 PM  
CSB time

I was stuck in traffic on the Hutchinson parkway in the Bronx, just south of the entrance to southbound 95.  I looked into the median and said, aw, shiat, a dead dog, that's sucks.

Getting closer, it turns out it was a deer,

WTF WAS A DEER DOING IN THE BRONX?
 
2014-05-29 11:58:46 PM  
You think I fell, you think I jumped? WELL, FARK YOU! It wasn't my time! I wasn't supposed to go! I'm not supposed to be here!
 
2014-05-30 12:02:45 AM  
It was just using the force of impact to send itself backward in time a few days.
 
2014-05-30 12:13:02 AM  

tripleseven: CSB time

I was stuck in traffic on the Hutchinson parkway in the Bronx, just south of the entrance to southbound 95.  I looked into the median and said, aw, shiat, a dead dog, that's sucks.

Getting closer, it turns out it was a deer,

WTF WAS A DEER DOING IN THE BRONX?


phil-quinn.com

Deer can find weird ways to get to places.
 
2014-05-30 12:15:23 AM  

tripleseven: WTF WAS A DEER DOING IN THE BRONX?


Trying to get a few bucks?

/I'll be here all week
//Try the venison!
 
2014-05-30 12:18:45 AM  
Interstate may be the best kind of correct but that is the expressway or the Jane Adams.
Hill folk call it the interstate.

cbs story /
Gives me dyslexia everytime.
 
2014-05-30 12:21:57 AM  
content7.flixster.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-05-30 12:23:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 12:24:04 AM  

Mega Steve: tripleseven: WTF WAS A DEER DOING IN THE BRONX?

Trying to get a few bucks?

/I'll be here all week
//Try the venison!


hilarious!
 
2014-05-30 12:32:33 AM  
tripleseven:
WTF WAS A DEER DOING IN THE BRONX?


Leaving
 
2014-05-30 12:35:19 AM  

SpdrJay: And it would have worked too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.



i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-30 12:46:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 12:47:41 AM  
She believes God was with her during the scary incident, she told media. "He protected me, he preserved me for a reason," she said.

I got news for you sister, I saw the whole thing and it was God on the bridge with that deer.
 
2014-05-30 12:49:56 AM  

The Fonz: [GetWellSoonDeadDeer.omg]


See this handbasket?  Yeah, I am so going straight to hell in it for laughing at that.
 
2014-05-30 01:02:45 AM  
"The fully-grown female deer did not survive."

Somebody told me about an old Chinese admonition against sitting around waiting for roast duck to fly into your mouth.
 
2014-05-30 01:03:55 AM  
He'll still probably vote twice in this fall's general election.
 
2014-05-30 01:08:09 AM  

OooShiny: The Fonz: [GetWellSoonDeadDeer.omg]

See this handbasket?  Yeah, I am so going straight to hell in it for laughing at that.


I think it's one of the funniest things I've seen on Fark for quite a while. I laughed quite heartily.

I don't believe I'll go anywhere except to bed soon. I'm tired.

The concept of hell is a tough one for me. I just don't get it.
 
2014-05-30 01:10:03 AM  
It's Chicago. The deer was shot, stabbed, or both.
 
2014-05-30 01:17:09 AM  

morg: She believes God was with her during the scary incident, she told media. "He protected me, he preserved me for a reason," she said.

I got news for you sister, I saw the whole thing and it was God on the bridge with that deer.


lol.  if only this delusional god character worked this way... everyday.
 
2014-05-30 01:21:10 AM  
But what did it know and when did it know it?

/deerghazi
//never forget
 
2014-05-30 01:22:32 AM  
CSS?

My second criminal law professor is apparently something of an animal lover, because he told us a story about his early years with the county sheriff's office. A deer jumped off an over pass, so it was pretty messed up/dying... he was a fairly new officer, so he tried to call for a 'humane society ambulance'. He just about got laughed off the job that night. Another officer had to come put the poor thing down, because he was not willing to kill the animal. I got this story years ago, and he was a pretty good prof, but in retrospect I wish he'd just done the right thing and ended the suffering... Deer are pretty, but also a huge pain in the ass around here. It takes a massive amount of effort/time/money to treat one for injuries like that... and it will probably jump in front of your car a week after releasing it into the wild...
 
2014-05-30 01:29:43 AM  
digitaljournal.com

With a helpful image of what a deer might look like playing goalie.
 
2014-05-30 01:32:21 AM  
If San Francisco can install a suicide barrier on the Golden Gate Bridge, you would think Chicago could at least serve gravy.
 
2014-05-30 01:39:36 AM  

The Fonz: [img.fark.net image 850x835]



I'm not sure if I like freecat.jpg or like more, and that's a good thing :)
 
2014-05-30 01:46:06 AM  

Yaw String: tripleseven:
WTF WAS A DEER DOING IN THE BRONX?


Leaving


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-30 02:21:01 AM  

ILoveBurritos: I'm not sure if I like freecat.jpg or like more, and that's a good thing :)


Like this more, FTFM
 
Al!
2014-05-30 03:08:19 AM  
You wouldn't think one word could do it, but I read that as "jumps o'er falls," and then got the the end and had to stop and read it again.
 
2014-05-30 03:43:27 AM  
Was she ticketed?
She was driving over 70 in a 55 zone....
Speed limits save lives.

/been pulled over
there. Westbound.
//And eastbound.
///On Barrington road too.
////I'm not bitter...nope
 
2014-05-30 04:25:26 AM  

itsaback: Was she ticketed?
She was driving over 70 in a 55 zone....
Speed limits save lives.

/been pulled over
there. Westbound.
//And eastbound.
///On Barrington road too.
////I'm not bitter...nope


speed freak?
 
2014-05-30 04:38:16 AM  
Worked afternoons/nights for many years. On the road during the midnight to sunrise hours. Sometimes cops get bored and lonely.


/Speed freak
 
2014-05-30 06:13:22 AM  
s17.postimg.org
 
2014-05-30 06:27:11 AM  
the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?
 
2014-05-30 07:09:42 AM  
Was it at the mother farking stop and go?
Did they call the bambulance?

Who gets the deer?   Me or the dog?
 
2014-05-30 07:20:54 AM  

abhorrent1: the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?


They probably only have the basic coverage in case they cause an accident or injure someone but not the extra coverage to fix any damagee to their own vehicle.
 
2014-05-30 07:23:24 AM  
FTFA: :"The mini-van was totaled and the family's lack of liability insurance"

There's the scary part.
 
2014-05-30 07:33:40 AM  
Macaulay Culkin from that movie set up in Maine where he was evil.
 
2014-05-30 07:52:35 AM  

abhorrent1: the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?


Cold_Sassy: FTFA: :"The mini-van was totaled and the family's lack of liability insurance"

There's the scary part.


You should figure out how insurance works... it was probably a $500 minivan from the 90s. Is that really worth $250 a year to insure the damage to IT?
 
2014-05-30 07:59:57 AM  

boarch: abhorrent1: the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?

Cold_Sassy: FTFA: :"The mini-van was totaled and the family's lack of liability insurance"

There's the scary part.

You should figure out how insurance works... it was probably a $500 minivan from the 90s. Is that really worth $250 a year to insure the damage to IT?


No, but how about when you damage someone else's vehicle in an accident when YOU are at fault?  Uninsured drivers are a-holes of the first degree.
 
2014-05-30 08:04:46 AM  

Cold_Sassy: boarch: abhorrent1: the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?

Cold_Sassy: FTFA: :"The mini-van was totaled and the family's lack of liability insurance"

There's the scary part.

You should figure out how insurance works... it was probably a $500 minivan from the 90s. Is that really worth $250 a year to insure the damage to IT?

No, but how about when you damage someone else's vehicle in an accident when YOU are at fault?  Uninsured drivers are a-holes of the first degree.


That's why I'm saying you need to figure out how insurance works... She has an insurance company so clearly she has insurance. You don't have to insure your OWN vehicle to be insure damage to someone else's vehicle. If your vehicle's worth is under say 5% of your income, it's pretty stupid to continue comprehensive coverage on it if you don't have a lien.
 
2014-05-30 08:17:42 AM  

boarch: Cold_Sassy: boarch: abhorrent1: the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?

Cold_Sassy: FTFA: :"The mini-van was totaled and the family's lack of liability insurance"

There's the scary part.

You should figure out how insurance works... it was probably a $500 minivan from the 90s. Is that really worth $250 a year to insure the damage to IT?

No, but how about when you damage someone else's vehicle in an accident when YOU are at fault?  Uninsured drivers are a-holes of the first degree.

That's why I'm saying you need to figure out how insurance works... She has an insurance company so clearly she has insurance. You don't have to insure your OWN vehicle to be insure damage to someone else's vehicle. If your vehicle's worth is under say 5% of your income, it's pretty stupid to continue comprehensive coverage on it if you don't have a lien.


Liability is the lowest tier you can get and only protect someone you hit. This wouldn't be a liability claim anyway since they weren't at fault and there's no one else involved.  What I'm guessing they mean is they don't have any car insurance. Evern if they had liability, it wouldn't pay them. It would only pay someone else if they hit them.
 
2014-05-30 08:23:16 AM  

abhorrent1: boarch: Cold_Sassy: boarch: abhorrent1: the family's lack of liability insurance will leave them with no funds from their insurance company to replace it.

Plus a ticket for not having insurance. Also, how do you have an insurance company if you have no insurance?

Cold_Sassy: FTFA: :"The mini-van was totaled and the family's lack of liability insurance"

There's the scary part.

You should figure out how insurance works... it was probably a $500 minivan from the 90s. Is that really worth $250 a year to insure the damage to IT?

No, but how about when you damage someone else's vehicle in an accident when YOU are at fault?  Uninsured drivers are a-holes of the first degree.

That's why I'm saying you need to figure out how insurance works... She has an insurance company so clearly she has insurance. You don't have to insure your OWN vehicle to be insure damage to someone else's vehicle. If your vehicle's worth is under say 5% of your income, it's pretty stupid to continue comprehensive coverage on it if you don't have a lien.

Liability is the lowest tier you can get and only protect someone you hit. This wouldn't be a liability claim anyway since they weren't at fault and there's no one else involved.  What I'm guessing they mean is they don't have any car insurance. Evern if they had liability, it wouldn't pay them. It would only pay someone else if they hit them.


This is why you are have been favorited (for quite awhile) with me.  You get it.
 
2014-05-30 01:27:35 PM  
She was so traumatized that she's been experiencing involuntary facial spasms.  A deer tic, you might say.
 
2014-05-30 01:39:44 PM  
www.movingimage.us
 
2014-05-30 03:43:04 PM  
Did anyone check to see if the Queen and her brother weren't having sex on the overpass?
 
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