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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Hey Son, you know those fancy toilets they have at Waffle House?   (kctv5.com) divider line 21
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2014-05-29 07:38:42 PM  
I wonder if any of the toilets were smothered, covered, peppered, and/or capped with human feces.
 
2014-05-29 11:21:02 PM  
I prefer the one at the Burgundy Loaf. Rudy will await you foundation. (NSFW language)
 
2014-05-29 11:22:06 PM  
So, there's actually a viable scrap market for toilet flushing mechanisms? Who'da thunk it?
 
2014-05-29 11:23:15 PM  
Sorry. Starts about 5:30 in...
 
2014-05-29 11:27:24 PM  
I realize scrap copper and brass are selling at a premium, but there's no way what little you would salvage from a sink or toilet would be worth the effort. I'm wondering if there's more to the story, like they were taking the parts to do other jobs.
 
2014-05-29 11:33:51 PM  
Well, that explains something: http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/insert_chicken_and_waffles_pun.php
 
2014-05-29 11:38:13 PM  
My bet is that the wacky scheme was formed late night at a Waffle House while sobering up over grits and coffee.
 
2014-05-29 11:58:08 PM  
would of gotten away with it if they had brought along a clipboard and a name tag
 
2014-05-30 12:01:55 AM  
All part of his plan to get his hands on one of those big metal jail toilets.
 
2014-05-30 12:10:51 AM  
When I lived in the land of those little tubby people who like kebabs and are crap at rugby, there were a huge bunch of rag and bone men making a fortune from collecting scrap, from dead fridges and rusty vibrators, to flushing mechanisms and those pesky bits of metal decorations off the top of buildings. You know, those roof things.
 
2014-05-30 12:23:16 AM  

buckler: So, there's actually a viable scrap market for toilet flushing mechanisms? Who'da thunk it?


I seriously doubt it.  Seems like it wouldn't cover the gas they used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles.

/Skinner!
 
2014-05-30 12:41:35 AM  
 
2014-05-30 01:45:41 AM  
You misspelled "terlit".
 
2014-05-30 01:46:11 AM  
Waffle House has always been the preferred eatery of the criminal elite.

www.you-can-be-funny.com
 
2014-05-30 06:20:43 AM  

buckler: So, there's actually a viable scrap market for toilet flushing mechanisms? Who'da thunk it?


Considering the fact that one of them is a plumber, I think that the idea was that he may get work out of it, and he already has the free parts to fix the problems.
 
2014-05-30 06:57:53 AM  

CJHardin: buckler: So, there's actually a viable scrap market for toilet flushing mechanisms? Who'da thunk it?

Considering the fact that one of them is a plumber, I think that the idea was that he may get work out of it, and he already has the free parts to fix the problems.


i'll fix your poblems
 
2014-05-30 07:07:50 AM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-05-30 08:52:22 AM  

buckler: So, there's actually a viable scrap market for toilet flushing mechanisms? Who'da thunk it?


We were having a wing at our hospital renovated . All the  plumbing fixtures had been removed to make it easier to paint and redo the floors . Before it was completed someone stole all the flush valves .
 
2014-05-30 10:18:59 AM  

Solid State Vittles: I wonder if any of the toilets were smothered, covered, peppered, and/or capped with human feces.


chunked

/ummm...just grossed myself out
 
2014-05-30 10:21:46 AM  

rnatalie: [global3.memecdn.com image 300x300]


hilarious!
 
2014-05-30 04:20:02 PM  
The Police have nothing to go on.

/Bum - tish.
 
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