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2014-05-29 05:50:11 PM  
Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.
 
2014-05-29 05:51:59 PM  
That's excessive?
 
2014-05-29 05:54:34 PM  
Ohhhhhhhh, Eva Green.
 
2014-05-29 06:24:18 PM  

texdent: That's excessive?


That's NUDITY???
 
2014-05-29 06:45:02 PM  
Of course if she had been dismembered instead, that would have been perfectly fine.

What a country.
 
2014-05-29 06:59:19 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Of course if she had been dismembered instead, that would have been perfectly fine.

What a country.


Yeah, THIS.
 
2014-05-29 07:37:23 PM  

Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.


Paging Dr Freud...
 
2014-05-29 07:44:54 PM  

Solid State Vittles: texdent: That's excessive?

That's NUDITY???


You want nudity?

Unrated version of "The Dreamers".

/you're welcome
 
2014-05-29 07:46:11 PM  

gopher321: Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.

Paging Dr Freud...


I loved her on "Desperate Housewives" and stellar career with the Rays.
 
2014-05-29 07:54:30 PM  

Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.


I take it you didn't read the book and know that was coming?
 
2014-05-29 08:02:32 PM  

gopher321: Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.

Paging Dr Freud...


Hah!  Didn't even notice. Fun fact: one of the first things you'll notice when you age is that you can't type anymore.  The second thing you'll notice is that you miss autocorrect.

FriarReb98: I take it you didn't read the book and know that was coming?


That's a good assumption.  But since they had already bastardized the novel into a movie once it didn't seem like a reach to carry a Bond girl from one movie to another.
 
2014-05-29 08:03:22 PM  
I would sell all of you to Cliven Bundy as fieldhands to sweep her kitchen floor.
 
2014-05-29 08:20:05 PM  
I'm gay and I still approve this message
 
2014-05-29 08:20:28 PM  
We can't show kids or impressionable people the female body. But weapons, blood, or severed body parts are totally fine. Right, Saw 2?

Yes, and as stupid as it is, that bias has been around forever and has been analyzed to death by far better writers than you. So pointing it out just makes your article seem trite.
 
2014-05-29 08:23:46 PM  
but where does she keep her gun?
 
2014-05-29 08:24:35 PM  

Solid State Vittles: texdent: That's excessive?

That's NUDITY???


Coming from the movie that featured a stripper that didnt strip... yes.
 
2014-05-29 08:29:12 PM  
Preventing Eva Green from showing nudity should be a capital offense
 
2014-05-29 08:30:12 PM  
files.blogter.hu
 
2014-05-29 08:33:53 PM  
I loathe the French but I'd make a few exceptions. Eva Green being one of them. 30 of the most disappointing seconds of her life.
 
2014-05-29 08:39:27 PM  

Irving Maimway: I loathe the French but I'd make a few exceptions. Eva Green being one of them. 30 of the most disappointing seconds of her life.


You really think you'd be able to go twice?
 
2014-05-29 08:41:06 PM  
Not possible for Eva Green to excessively nude.
 
2014-05-29 08:50:54 PM  
thunderbird37.com
 
2014-05-29 08:52:05 PM  

fang06554: Irving Maimway: I loathe the French but I'd make a few exceptions. Eva Green being one of them. 30 of the most disappointing seconds of her life.

You really think you'd be able to go twice?


For science, I will try.
 
2014-05-29 09:00:14 PM  
That's a great poster.
 
2014-05-29 09:02:22 PM  
www.gromforum.com
 
2014-05-29 09:06:30 PM  
There is no such thing as "excessive nudity" when it comes to Eva Green.
 
2014-05-29 09:08:11 PM  
Perfection
 
2014-05-29 09:09:43 PM  
I would insult every TFer on the planet in alphabetical order for a chance to sniff her toilet seat.
 
2014-05-29 09:16:39 PM  
I think we've finally found someone besides Jennifer Lawrence that Fark can all agree on. This gives me all kinds of warm fuzzies.
 
2014-05-29 09:17:30 PM  
she's great in penny dreadful...or she will be when she starts whipping them out there. she is one of the few actresses that i remember seeing slit on from a movie. second 300 movie if i remember.
 
2014-05-29 09:19:28 PM  
Sounds like one of those publicity-driven, artificial "controversies" to me.

/But of course, I'm in my 60's and have gotten extremely cynical.
 
2014-05-29 09:22:33 PM  
Remember when Fark had boobies threads?

Good times. Glad to see that advertising and TotalFark subscriptions paying off.
 
2014-05-29 09:26:00 PM  

texdent: That's excessive?


That's a Poster?
 
2014-05-29 09:36:08 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
KIA
2014-05-29 09:36:45 PM  
Eva Green is the best kind of yummy.
 
2014-05-29 09:41:16 PM  
well given its going to be posted in public where kids could see it, i can see where they are coming from.

/i'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-05-29 09:43:23 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: she's great in penny dreadful...or she will be when she starts whipping them out there. she is one of the few actresses that i remember seeing slit on from a movie. second 300 movie if i remember.



she's dreadful in penny great...or she won't be when she stops whipping them in there. she is two of the many actresses that i forgot seeing slit off from a movie. third 200 movie if i forgot.
 
2014-05-29 09:44:20 PM  

The_Time_Master: Remember when Fark had boobies threads?

Good times. Glad to see that advertising and TotalFark subscriptions paying off.


I remember it like it was just a Helga Lovekaty ago that there were regular example of how Marketa was aging beautifully. Ahhh... those were the one-click ago's. Good times indeed.
 
2014-05-29 09:46:09 PM  
Clawwwd....have mercy!
 
2014-05-29 09:46:25 PM  

Techhell: The_Time_Master: Remember when Fark had boobies threads?

Good times. Glad to see that advertising and TotalFark subscriptions paying off.

I remember it like it was just a Helga Lovekaty ago that there were regular example of how Marketa was aging beautifully. Ahhh... those were the one-click ago's. Good times indeed.


On Fark! On Fark. One click ago on Fark. Boy, is there... egg... on my face or what?

/you try typing one handed and see how accurate your typing is!
 
2014-05-29 09:49:45 PM  

gopher321: Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.

Paging Dr Freud...


There are women named Evan!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0939697/
 
2014-05-29 09:52:15 PM  
nice boobs
 
2014-05-29 09:53:59 PM  

Christian Bale: Tanukis_Parachute: she's great in penny dreadful...or she will be when she starts whipping them out there. she is one of the few actresses that i remember seeing slit on from a movie. second 300 movie if i remember.


she's dreadful in penny great...or she won't be when she stops whipping them in there. she is two of the many actresses that i forgot seeing slit off from a movie. third 200 movie if i forgot.


Ohhh, goood for youuu!!!
 
2014-05-29 09:54:28 PM  
Eva Green is the best thing to happen to cinema since the talkies.
 
2014-05-29 10:01:09 PM  
f.kulfoto.com

Everything I see reminds me of her....
 
2014-05-29 10:03:23 PM  
Bond: I'm Mr. Arlington Beech, professional gambler, and you're Miss Stephanie Broadchest...
Vesper: I am not!
Bond: You're going to have to trust me on this.
Vesper: Oh no I don't.
 
2014-05-29 10:07:00 PM  
Eva Green was the reason I could never come up with a good review for that 300 movie. Every time I thought about the plot, effects, pacing, or whatever, the only thing that would come blurting out was EVA GREEN!!
 
2014-05-29 10:51:05 PM  
FAP
 
2014-05-29 10:51:47 PM  

Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.


I may be in a tiny majority here but I don't care. She was much hotter in Dark Shadows.
 
2014-05-29 10:55:57 PM  

John Buck 41: Lsherm: Evan Green is one of the most classically beautiful actresses working today.  You could stick her any movie poster from 1910 on and she wouldn't look out of place.

I was more than a little miffed they killed her off in Casino Royale.  She was the best thing to happen to Bond in 30 years.

I may be in a tiny majority here but I don't care. She was much hotter in Dark Shadows.


Have you seen Franklyn?  She had that crazy suicidal goth thing going on, popped my trouser tent pretty hard.
 
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