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(New York Magazine)   Most people who watch Bill O'Reilly pray for the sweet release of death   (nymag.com) divider line 33
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2014-05-29 06:28:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-29 06:40:40 PM
When I'm old I'm that old I'm going to play video games, not watch TV.
 
2014-05-29 06:47:34 PM
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-29 06:55:31 PM
Theirs or O'Reilly's?
 
2014-05-29 08:29:03 PM
I resent that, my dad is over 70 and enjoying life at the moment.
 
2014-05-29 08:31:33 PM

Tom_Slick: I resent that, my dad is over 70 and enjoying life at the moment.


So am I correct to assume he does constructive things instead of sitting inside all day/night watching a dishonest rage-junkie say inflammatory things on the tele?
 
2014-05-29 08:35:26 PM
Most people who watch Bill O'Reilly FOX News pray for the sweet release of death
 
2014-05-29 08:37:49 PM
Wha? And Bill O'Reilly is young???? He's jus' preaching to the choir. A choir who seems to be scared of nearly everything, everyone and not to happy about anything. At all. Ever. Sad to see people so old 'n bitter.
 
2014-05-29 08:44:04 PM
Fits subbys headline better than it fits the article, but still appropriate:

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2014-05-29 08:46:41 PM

Artist: Wha? And Bill O'Reilly is young???? He's jus' preaching to the choir. A choir who seems to be scared of nearly everything, everyone and not to happy about anything. At all. Ever. Sad to see people so old 'n bitter.


Not old and bitter, my friend....
Fair and Balanced!
Fair and Balanced!
/what an asshat he is....

Cheers!
 
2014-05-29 08:47:10 PM
Bill O'Reilly attacked a childs credibility, a child that was kidnapped at age 11 and raped over a period of 4 years. O'Reilly suggested the kid was having so much fun he didn't want to escape his rapist.


Bill O'Reilly can choke on a pickle.

Clip: http://youtu.be/gKI5S4wShqo
 
2014-05-29 08:50:52 PM
I remember when Bill O'Reilly almost sounded sane.
 
2014-05-29 08:51:33 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Tom_Slick: I resent that, my dad is over 70 and enjoying life at the moment.

So am I correct to assume he does constructive things instead of sitting inside all day/night watching a dishonest rage-junkie say inflammatory things on the tele?


Yes if you need a new permit or a renewal permit for a hydro dam you call him.
 
2014-05-29 08:53:18 PM
Hhhmmm.....weeeelllll how's about  Unfair, and Unbalanced? I've tried several times to watch that pompous ol' windbag, and it's just sad. Much like you never ever ask how an old person is feeling (unless you're their doctor) poor Bill just can not be asked to explain himself about anything he has an opion on.
 
2014-05-29 08:53:31 PM
I pray daily for Bill O'Reilly's death, does that count?
 
2014-05-29 09:03:47 PM

stuffy: I remember when Bill O'Reilly almost sounded sane.


To be fair, pretty much anyone looks sane when you put them next to Glenn Beck.
 
2014-05-29 09:06:19 PM
Interestingly, Bill O'Reilly is probably the most sane of all the Fox News personalities. Occasionally, he even makes sense. Plus, I do somewhat enjoy the yin/yang type of relationship he has with Jon Stewart.
 
2014-05-29 09:11:24 PM
The left oozes off of you morons so much that it makes you unable to even talk to about real subjects.

I can't stand watching BO cause he won't let anyone finish....but Ima let you finish here....

You are JUST FARKING STUPID!! You base your morals on who is on Fox or any other channel. Since you hate Fox...you CHOOSE WRONG EVERY TIME!!!

Well...have fun....
 
2014-05-29 09:28:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-29 09:29:24 PM
I hate Fox News. I was perfectly content knowing that, the IRS was just doing it's job and wasn't targeting American Citizens for political reasons. Or, that our Benghazi Embasy was destroyed because some kids saw a derogatory video and not because terrorists hate America because everybody knows, obama fixed the world with some speeches. Or, that healthcare.gov and the affordable care act (NOT obamacare) is running 99.99% smoothly and will be perfect if those darn Republicans would just authorize a few more dollars to fix it. Or, that barry fixed the VA just like he said he would in 2008 because he loves and respect veterans and he always checks to make sure that what he promises gets done.
I hate Fox News because they're always coming up with facts and videos and sound bites and experts and news footage to back their stupid news items up.
 
2014-05-29 09:39:11 PM

sdd2000: Fits subbys headline better than it fits the article, but still appropriate:

[img.fark.net image 720x337]


If I had to classify myself I'd probably say staunch Libertarian, though I try to keep that quiet as the majority of those who claim that label these days are batshiat insane.  That said, a few years ago I was in the hospital for a good 2.5-3 months clinging to life and I have to say, having FOX News being one of the only available channels that always seemed to find its way on was a big contributor in making me want to get better -- so that pic definitely gives me a giggle.

O'Reilly is as bad as Beck, he's just a better ratings whore and not as funny.
 
2014-05-29 09:51:03 PM

Launch Code: I hate Fox News. I was perfectly content knowing that, the IRS was just doing it's job and wasn't targeting American Citizens for political reasons. Or, that our Benghazi Embasy was destroyed because some kids saw a derogatory video and not because terrorists hate America because everybody knows, obama fixed the world with some speeches. Or, that healthcare.gov and the affordable care act (NOT obamacare) is running 99.99% smoothly and will be perfect if those darn Republicans would just authorize a few more dollars to fix it. Or, that barry fixed the VA just like he said he would in 2008 because he loves and respect veterans and he always checks to make sure that what he promises gets done.
I hate Fox News because they're always coming up with facts and videos and sound bites and experts and news footage to back their stupid news items up.


You forgot birf certificate.
 
2014-05-29 10:03:51 PM
You'd figure that the pre-Newton crowd who don't know how tides worked would all be dead by now.
 
2014-05-29 10:07:11 PM

Launch Code: I hate Fox News. I was perfectly content knowing that, the IRS was just doing it's job and wasn't targeting American Citizens for political reasons. Or, that our Benghazi Embasy was destroyed because some kids saw a derogatory video and not because terrorists hate America because everybody knows, obama fixed the world with some speeches. Or, that healthcare.gov and the affordable care act (NOT obamacare) is running 99.99% smoothly and will be perfect if those darn Republicans would just authorize a few more dollars to fix it. Or, that barry fixed the VA just like he said he would in 2008 because he loves and respect veterans and he always checks to make sure that what he promises gets done.
I hate Fox News because they're always coming up with facts and videos and sound bites and experts and news footage to back their stupid news items up.


Fox News is funny.
They legally admitted they just plain make shiat up.

"In February 2003, a Florida Court of Appeals unanimously agreed with an assertion by FOX News that there is no rule against distorting or falsifying the news in the United States........During their appeal, FOX asserted that there are no written rules against distorting news in the media. They argued that, under the First Amendment, broadcasters have the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves. Fox attorneys did not dispute Akre's claim that they pressured her to broadcast a false story, they simply maintained that it was their right to do so. After the appeal verdict WTVT general manager Bob Linger commented, "It's vindication for WTVT, and we're very pleased... It's the case we've been making for two years. She never had a legal claim."
 
2014-05-29 10:19:12 PM
"...and while the Factor still crushed its rivals overall..."

Just ignore that little detail.  Everybody else is better.  Because I write for New York Mag and I said so.
 
2014-05-29 10:21:17 PM
Whenever I hear faux news it is at top volume. Usually this is in hospitals. Coincidence?
 
2014-05-29 10:53:27 PM
There's good money in scaring and scamming elderly people.
 
2014-05-29 10:59:09 PM
Not surprising.  There is a reason why the old phrase says "old and wise" and not "young and wise".
 
2014-05-29 11:00:15 PM

Gestankfaust: The left oozes off of you morons so much that it makes you unable to even talk to about real subjects.

I can't stand watching BO cause he won't let anyone finish....but Ima let you finish here....

You are JUST FARKING STUPID!! You base your morals on who is on Fox or any other channel. Since you hate Fox...you CHOOSE WRONG EVERY TIME!!!

Well...have fun....


First off, that sounds like a personal attack on every Farker, and that's enough to get your comment deleted.

Second, please stop being so unhinged. My morals rent based on what nutbag is on a TV channel--I base my morals on what is good and what is bad. (Example: charity good, theft bad. Another example: telling the truth good, lying your ass off for profit and ratings bad.)

Fox News would actually be reasonable were it not for the idiots that populate its lineup. Doocy, Kilmeade, Carlson, Cavuto, O'Reilly, Kelly, and Hannity are all...just unfathomobly moronic. They claim "the left" is being divisive, and yet what are they themselves doing?

And don't even get me started on Fox Business. Frankly, it should all be renamed the RNN--the Rightwing National Network.
 
2014-05-29 11:27:13 PM

Alleyoop: "...and while the Factor still crushed its rivals overall..."

Just ignore that little detail.  Everybody else is better.  Because I write for New York Mag and I said so.


All that means is that few people watch the Factor and even fewer watch the other crap that's on cable news.
 
2014-05-30 12:47:36 AM
I wish I could say it's not true about my dad, but it's pretty much true. I hate it. I used to mock O'Rly when I still lived with him; at least he was willing to put up with that.
 
2014-05-30 01:34:56 AM
I wish we had a way of knowing how many of the people that boost his ratings are actually sleeping in front of the television. We stayed with and cared for my husband's grandparents, who were in their 80s, and every morning they would get up, water their garden, then plop in front of Fox news to eat breakfast. They would stay there ALL DAY, oscillating between sleeping and going to the restroom, "watching" several of the same programs over and over.
 
2014-05-30 10:44:21 AM

Alleyoop: "...and while the Factor still crushed its rivals overall..."

Just ignore that little detail.


Why? Would that contradict anything said here or in the article?
 
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