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2014-05-29 03:50:38 PM  
6 votes:
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You see me now a veteran of a thousand Twitter wars
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me
2014-05-29 06:30:23 PM  
4 votes:
Biatch was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple.
2014-05-29 03:51:14 PM  
4 votes:
I wonder how she applies make-up on her face when her head is up her own ass 24/7?
2014-05-29 07:05:27 PM  
3 votes:

Car_Ramrod: I'll say that in a way I kinda understand where she's coming from. The internet is a mean, vile, nasty place, where people shiat on others they don't know for no reason whatsoever. However, if you take a step back, ignore what that says about society, and choose to look at it like a bunch of losers lashing out because their lives are so sad and pathetic in comparison, and realize you have it better than 99% of people on Earth, then your life will be that much better.

I can't imagine reading a steady stream of hatred and not being a little jarred, but have some self awareness and perspective. Also, maybe ignore the internet.


She just needs to stop pontificating.  She was born rich, never struggled professionally and was blessed with good looks.  She is an by every measure a very fortunate person, so she needs to stop dramatizing the few legitimate struggles of her exceedingly pampered life.

And she also needs to stop pontificating to us rustics about the way we live with her damn books, products and advice.  That's the key right there; no one would give a flying pygmy fark about her if she'd stop trying to sell extravagant shiat as life necessities.
2014-05-29 06:41:05 PM  
3 votes:
This just in. Wealthy people have a vastly, vastly inflated sense of how difficult their lives are.
2014-05-29 06:38:09 PM  
3 votes:
When your comments start to echo the drivel that leaks out of Kanye West's mouth, you may want to re-evaluate your opinions.
2014-05-30 12:23:36 AM  
2 votes:
I didn't say you were a killer.

I don't know what those other sites you mentioned are.

I saw you use the exact same sentence in two threads that had nothing whatever to do with feminism.

I stand by my guess that you're old.
2014-05-29 11:46:49 PM  
2 votes:
You don't know what a feminist is.

You're fixated on a website that you perceive as a bastion of militant and reactionary women.

You think saying a woman has sand in her vagina wasn't played out 10 years ago.

You're probably pretty old, huh?
2014-05-29 11:00:08 PM  
2 votes:

RoyBatty: Internet Meme Rogers: RoyBatty: I read Jezebel so I know these things.

Is it your job to shiat in every thread with this sentence? You're like the guy who killed all those people because women wouldn't fark him, except you're too big of a pussy to actually murder anyone. You just do this.

Seriously? I've said it twice in four days and never before so now I am

+ a pussy
+ a spree killer

Seriously girl, you've got a sandbox up your cooze.


Are you some sort of misogyny robot?

Anyway.

I find Paltrow's total lack of self-awareness fascinating. Especially since she seems to believe she's very introspective and deep.
2014-05-29 10:22:03 PM  
2 votes:

RoyBatty: I read Jezebel so I know these things.


Is it your job to shiat in every thread with this sentence? You're like the guy who killed all those people because women wouldn't fark him, except you're too big of a pussy to actually murder anyone. You just do this.
2014-05-29 10:01:10 PM  
2 votes:

Car_Ramrod: I'll say that in a way I kinda understand where she's coming from. The internet is a mean, vile, nasty place, where people shiat on others they don't know for no reason whatsoever. However, if you take a step back, ignore what that says about society, and choose to look at it like a bunch of losers lashing out because their lives are so sad and pathetic in comparison, and realize you have it better than 99% of people on Earth, then your life will be that much better.

I can't imagine reading a steady stream of hatred and not being a little jarred, but have some self awareness and perspective. Also, maybe ignore the internet.


See, it is a mean place.  I was told to "off myself" the other day for an opinion.  But, I turned the computer off, went out planted some flowers, had a hot shower, dropped on my husband's rugby jersey, grabbed a glass of pino, put me feet up and watched reruns of Cosmos.   I'm not well versed in the military but even in my ingnorance I assume that soldiers don't have that option.
2014-05-29 08:49:26 PM  
2 votes:
I guess that old banana titted narcissist could quit googling herself. That could solve the problem.
2014-05-29 08:30:47 PM  
2 votes:
She really is stupid on an epic scale.
2014-05-29 06:47:45 PM  
2 votes:
I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me an actor. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was doing charity work with Sean Penn in Haiti... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who acted with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.
2014-05-29 06:38:11 PM  
2 votes:
It seems she is one of those people who would be better off dropping out of public life for a while while everybody forgets how irritating she is.
2014-05-29 06:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
Only a celebrity would think it's ok to compare their rich, comfortable life to a soldier at war. Ms. Paltrow and her ilk live in a fake world filled with hired handlers that constantly tell them how great and magical their farts smell. They complain about the photographers but secretly court them into following their every move.

What a self absorbed coont.
2014-05-29 06:36:33 PM  
2 votes:

brap: I remember the horror I encountered in the jungle when rebels had left pungi sticks dipped in Gweneth Paltrow's Meyer Lemon aoli recipe.  A reminder that war is hell, and refreshingly light snack that will cheer up any summer weekend and is particularly suitable for pairing with a light wine with subtle tannins and vibrant apricot and mango fruit overtones.

The tangy deliciousness in my wounds still haunts me.  As I stewed alone in solitude for years in that prison.  Much to my surprise my wounds actually were a delicious marinade.  The worst torture was the grill my captors  provided me had only regular plebeian store bought charcoal, not the hand-treated Amish hardwood that my loins desperately cried out for.  Much to my pleasure the canes which they beat me mercilessly with were actually sugar cane and made for a festive stirrer in the mojitos I was able to whip up poolside with fresh Persian limes I was able to smuggle into the hellhole in a festive but inconspicuous Jane Spade bag that was gifted bagged to me at the Trail of Tears, the Nam, the unspeakable horror that was The Oscars.


Unlike Gwyneth, this is a thing of beauty and wonder.
2014-05-29 06:33:23 PM  
2 votes:
She needs to stop saying stupid things and to dress like Pepper Potts all the time.
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2014-05-29 04:11:03 PM  
2 votes:
Although I usually try to avoid judging people based solely on publicity and rumours, virtually every single story I've heard/read about her makes her out to be one Dyson sphere sized biatch.
2014-05-29 03:58:29 PM  
2 votes:
I remember the horror I encountered in the jungle when rebels had left pungi sticks dipped in Gweneth Paltrow's Meyer Lemon aoli recipe.  A reminder that war is hell, and refreshingly light snack that will cheer up any summer weekend and is particularly suitable for pairing with a light wine with subtle tannins and vibrant apricot and mango fruit overtones.

The tangy deliciousness in my wounds still haunts me.  As I stewed alone in solitude for years in that prison.  Much to my surprise my wounds actually were a delicious marinade.  The worst torture was the grill my captors  provided me had only regular plebeian store bought charcoal, not the hand-treated Amish hardwood that my loins desperately cried out for.  Much to my pleasure the canes which they beat me mercilessly with were actually sugar cane and made for a festive stirrer in the mojitos I was able to whip up poolside with fresh Persian limes I was able to smuggle into the hellhole in a festive but inconspicuous Jane Spade bag that was gifted bagged to me at the Trail of Tears, the Nam, the unspeakable horror that was The Oscars.
2014-05-29 03:32:10 PM  
2 votes:
After 17 years of military service, I can say without exception that the only thing that scares me any more is the thought of being on the receiving end of a negative tweet.
2014-05-30 03:28:56 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: I don't like to see her trashed and smeared by losers on the internet. On the other hand, I like seeing her objectified.
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I don't normally find her bad looking or anything, but for some reason all I can think of when I see that picture is how freaking big her head is. And not metaphorically, she looks like a human lollipop.
2014-05-30 12:52:08 AM  
1 votes:
She must have some serious dirt on the biggest people in Hollywood. She's stupid, not a good actress, not attractive, not good at anything she does......she's an older blonde Kardashian.
2014-05-29 09:12:32 PM  
1 votes:

Zerochance: Car_Ramrod: I'll say that in a way I kinda understand where she's coming from. The internet is a mean, vile, nasty place, where people shiat on others they don't know for no reason whatsoever. However, if you take a step back, ignore what that says about society, and choose to look at it like a bunch of losers lashing out because their lives are so sad and pathetic in comparison, and realize you have it better than 99% of people on Earth, then your life will be that much better.

I can't imagine reading a steady stream of hatred and not being a little jarred, but have some self awareness and perspective. Also, maybe ignore the internet.

She just needs to stop pontificating.  She was born rich, never struggled professionally and was blessed with good looks.  She is an by every measure a very fortunate person, so she needs to stop dramatizing the few legitimate struggles of her exceedingly pampered life.

And she also needs to stop pontificating to us rustics about the way we live with her damn books, products and advice.  That's the key right there; no one would give a flying pygmy fark about her if she'd stop trying to sell extravagant shiat as life necessities.


So Judy Greer was on Paul F Thompkins' web series "Speakeasy", and she says she was talking to a director about how she's able to balance all her work and still have a solid family life, and the director goes, "Oh, it's really easy. Just have someone to come in to cook and clean up and come in a few days a week." And their response was, oh, just be rich, easy.

Watch it here. She specifically references GOOP.

/GIANT crush on Judy Greer
2014-05-29 09:06:55 PM  
1 votes:
She needs to be punched in the face.
2014-05-29 08:40:36 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: GhostFish: It's almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing, and then something is defined out of it.

Oh big farking deal. She wasn't saying they were equal.

The War On Christmas. The War on Women. The War on hunger.

World of Warcraft.

Warhammer.

All these things equate lesser things with war! So tear them all down for not showing proper respect, because we're a bunch of literal minded brain donors.

She's not going to sleep with you. I've defended her on Fark for the past year, and not even scored a handjob from her.


I'm not defending her. I'm attacking knee-jerk reactions based on willful misinterpretations.

I'm not a fan of hers. I'm not even straight.
2014-05-29 07:36:28 PM  
1 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: She needs to stop saying stupid things and to dress like Pepper Potts all the time.
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Yes.

She is an idiot, and I don't find her attractive any other time, but DAMN the "Pepper Potts" look suits her. Good Lord.
2014-05-29 06:53:30 PM  
1 votes:
Gwyneth, would you please shut the fark up about how farking victimized you are? You are a rich actor. Ain't nobody oppressing you.
2014-05-29 06:33:24 PM  
1 votes:
Can we get an upgrade to an asinine tag please?
2014-05-29 06:33:15 PM  
1 votes:
Are we sure she actually said this? Didn't the last story about a celebrity who made a similar claim turn out to be a hoax?

Not that I would put it past her.
2014-05-29 06:29:18 PM  
1 votes:

BadReligion: oldfarthenry: I wonder how she applies make-up on her face when her head is up her own ass 24/7?

I thought her head was in the box.


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2014-05-29 05:54:20 PM  
1 votes:

brap: Charlie don't surf the web!


brap: I remember the horror I encountered in the jungle when rebels had left pungi sticks dipped in Gweneth Paltrow's Meyer Lemon aoli recipe.  A reminder that war is hell, and refreshingly light snack that will cheer up any summer weekend and is particularly suitable for pairing with a light wine with subtle tannins and vibrant apricot and mango fruit overtones.

The tangy deliciousness in my wounds still haunts me.  As I stewed alone in solitude for years in that prison.  Much to my surprise my wounds actually were a delicious marinade.  The worst torture was the grill my captors  provided me had only regular plebeian store bought charcoal, not the hand-treated Amish hardwood that my loins desperately cried out for.  Much to my pleasure the canes which they beat me mercilessly with were actually sugar cane and made for a festive stirrer in the mojitos I was able to whip up poolside with fresh Persian limes I was able to smuggle into the hellhole in a festive but inconspicuous Jane Spade bag that was gifted bagged to me at the Trail of Tears, the Nam, the unspeakable horror that was The Oscars.


This is why I have brap favorited in super-fun Purple 3.
2014-05-29 04:40:34 PM  
1 votes:
Just when I think she couldn't be a bigger twunt, she goes and opens her mouth again.
 
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