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7258 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 May 2014 at 6:11 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-29 03:40:14 PM  
I think the gift shop should be required to publish its security video footage of everybody who bought one of these. Because this thing exists, which can only be because people have bought it. Which means that the real problem is them.
 
2014-05-29 03:40:17 PM  
Did they consider it a tasteful fromage for those who perished?

What the hell am I going to do with 10,000 9/11 commemorative potato ricers?
 
2014-05-29 03:45:03 PM  

a.imageshack.us

Never Fromage!

 
2014-05-29 03:46:16 PM  

brap: What the hell am I going to do with 10,000 9/11 commemorative potato ricers?


www.recipegirl.com
Sorry, bub, but these colors don't rice!
 
2014-05-29 03:47:48 PM  
More tasteful than the Commemorative Jenga set.
 
2014-05-29 03:54:34 PM  
Never rennet!
 
2014-05-29 03:58:59 PM  
Next they can turn these wastes of space into fondue fountains:

inhabitat.com
 
2014-05-29 05:30:55 PM  
I could use a good cheese plate. But that's just ugly & tacky, nevermind insensitive.

Now, a 9/11 commemorative snow blower! That I'd buy! TAKE THAT OSAMA! RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *whoosh*
 
2014-05-29 05:53:48 PM  
According to that cheese plate, the 9/11 attacks occured in New York, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey.
 
2014-05-29 06:16:36 PM  

gopher321: I could use a good cheese plate. But that's just ugly & tacky, nevermind insensitive.

Now, a 9/11 commemorative snow blower! That I'd buy! TAKE THAT OSAMA! RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *whoosh*


9/11 the flamethrower!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-29 06:17:53 PM  
Is my Mohammed Atta bobble-head still kosher?
 
2014-05-29 06:20:42 PM  
Just a question. Wouldn't some minor sanding make those sellable? To me they look thick enough to sand. I'd buy one any way for the shape.
 
2014-05-29 06:20:50 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: More tasteful than the Commemorative Jenga set.


+2 (one for each tower)
 
2014-05-29 06:21:24 PM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2014-05-29 06:21:37 PM  
Surprisingly, it's coated with the same melange of chemicals that caused 9/11 first responders their various illnesses.
 
2014-05-29 06:24:52 PM  
What kind of muensters came up with that product???
 
2014-05-29 06:25:46 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: More tasteful than the Commemorative Jenga set.


Wow.
 
2014-05-29 06:26:14 PM  
I'll bet it was made in China.
 
2014-05-29 06:26:35 PM  

brap: Did they consider it a tasteful fromage for those who perished?

What the hell am I going to do with 10,000 9/11 commemorative potato ricers?


Is that a retarded guy in a Japanese sports car?
 
2014-05-29 06:28:04 PM  
Ohhh, collectors item!
 
2014-05-29 06:28:55 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-05-29 06:33:38 PM  
I think i have to have my skin thinned.
 
2014-05-29 06:34:08 PM  
Now I'm hungry for some cheese.
 
2014-05-29 06:36:03 PM  
Capitalism!
 
2014-05-29 06:36:05 PM  
I think the crass spectacle of the 9/11 memorial is a true testament to what America has become.
 
2014-05-29 06:36:26 PM  
The entire stock was purchased by an Eastern PA specialty food shop, Cheeses of Nazareth
 
2014-05-29 06:38:24 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: More tasteful than the Commemorative Jenga set.


or 9/11 Tetris

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-29 06:39:03 PM  
Could have been worst, it could have been the target in a dart game, with the flight numbers on the dart.
 
2014-05-29 06:40:16 PM  

Hand Banana: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 470x413]


Silver... from fillings?
 
2014-05-29 06:41:59 PM  
Even the Vatican gift shop thinks these guys are over doing it.
 
2014-05-29 06:43:02 PM  
9/11 was an inside Jarlsberg!
 
2014-05-29 06:43:11 PM  
1.  Was it labeled as a cheese plate, or do people who use cheese plates automatically know one when they see one?
2.  So what, fark Alaska and Hawaii?
3.  What kind of cheese goes on Florida?
 
2014-05-29 06:45:41 PM  

Allen262: or 9/11 Tetris


That's awesome. I hope I'm not the only one that wished it would keep going until the whole WTC had been removed.
 
2014-05-29 06:45:53 PM  
If owning a 9/11 commemorative cheese plate is wrong then I don't want to be right.

"See little Johnny, that is where the towers fell, right under the cheddar."
 
2014-05-29 06:45:54 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: More tasteful than the Commemorative Jenga set.



img.fark.net
 
2014-05-29 06:46:02 PM  
Sometimes I forget how much I like fark and why I keep coming back.  Comments in this thread like those from Pocket Ninja (always a treat) & brap that let me laugh at the absurd and find humor in tragedy.

And then someone like

Prophet of Loss: I think the crass spectacle of the 9/11 memorial is a true testament to what America has become.


comes along and makes you think
 
2014-05-29 06:47:16 PM  
Not going to lie.. I am tempted to eat it.
 
2014-05-29 06:47:36 PM  
Maybe the hearts are a bad idea, but overall the cheese plate is cool.   So, my plan if I even see one is to purchase it a very discounted price, and then at my next party just put some limburger cheese over the hearts (sorry North Eastern states) and nobody will be none the wiser, unless we get hammered and then someone eats it but by that point probably we would all be to drunk to notice.

"Let us cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean." ―Hedonismbot
/Not really, we just drink.
 
2014-05-29 06:49:53 PM  
Is it really any worse than a 9/11 tote bag or children's plush dog?

I cant wait to take my 9/11 tote bag to parties...
 
2014-05-29 06:52:26 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Is it really any worse than a 9/11 tote bag or children's plush dog?

I cant wait to take my 9/11 tote bag to parties...


I think commemorative North and South tower collapsible shot glasses are the way to go.
 
2014-05-29 06:53:59 PM  
So are the people crying about this the same people that are defending defacing the monument?
 
2014-05-29 06:54:50 PM  
Damn, I wanted to get one to go with my Auschwitz oven soup crocks.
 
2014-05-29 06:56:08 PM  
UsikFark you could use these to ice down your shots

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-29 06:56:18 PM  
A commemorative CHEESE PLATE?!?

Okay, what weirdo had a stack of US shaped plates and thought "aha! Cheese plates! 9/11 cheese plates! Genius!"

What he needs to do is sell whatever he was smoking.
 
2014-05-29 07:00:33 PM  
In before some hippie off of Etsy claims that their design was stolen.

/states with heart cutouts
//original character do not copy
 
2014-05-29 07:01:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: More tasteful than the Commemorative Jenga set.


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-05-29 07:02:44 PM  
Sorry, but no. There is no way for anything cheese related to be bad.
 
2014-05-29 07:04:26 PM  
No gouda can come of this. The very thought of this cheese plate makes me cheddar.Havarti a day goes by when I don't remember the view I had that day of Boston's Longhorn airport.
 
2014-05-29 07:04:32 PM  

theorellior: Allen262: or 9/11 Tetris

That's awesome. I hope I'm not the only one that wished it would keep going until the whole WTC had been removed.


I have never seen a full version.
 
2014-05-29 07:04:49 PM  

Porous Horace: Sorry, but no. There is no way for anything cheese related to be bad.


absolutely.

heck, they could sill save this product by calling it a bacon serving dish... oh wait.
 
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