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(The Chronicle-Telegram)   There's no office problem that can't be solved with open communication. Note: stabbing your coworker in the groin repeatedly is not considered "open communication"   ( chronicle.northcoastnow.com) divider line
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2014-05-29 12:14:02 PM  
Sometimes your co-worker is an ass-hat in which case there is no such thing as communication with them if you don't give in to their every demand or disagree with them.

In which case, stabbing in the groin while not being productive, may be mentally satisfying.
 
2014-05-29 12:18:43 PM  
Guess he got his paradigm synergized
 
2014-05-29 12:27:35 PM  
Says you. It always works for me.
 
2014-05-29 01:07:17 PM  
It sounds like a message was sent, received, and understood. Does subby not know what communication is?
 
2014-05-29 01:09:42 PM  
Taking a foreign object repeatedly to the groin? Not until the third date, thankyouverymuch.
 
2014-05-29 01:53:26 PM  
STOP STEALING MY GELATO, THEN
 
2014-05-29 01:55:26 PM  
"Mmmmyes, I'm gonna need you to come in this Saturday..."


*stabby-stabby-stabby*


"Mmmmyes, I see your point..."
 
2014-05-29 02:04:13 PM  
That's only a euphemism, Mr. takes-everything-literally!
 
2014-05-29 02:12:20 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: It sounds like a message was sent, received, and understood. Does subby not know what communication is?


lol
 
2014-05-29 02:12:45 PM  
Answer a question to continue reading this page


fark you
 
2014-05-29 02:14:40 PM  
farking survey paywall.
 
2014-05-29 02:15:45 PM  
Open communication, open laceration...same difference.
 
2014-05-29 02:17:02 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Answer a question to continue reading this page

fark you


I'm sorry, that was not the right answer.
 
2014-05-29 02:17:58 PM  
Welp, that's the last time I tell a coworker I need to "drain a vein."
 
2014-05-29 02:24:21 PM  
Geez, I thought I was bad. I just briefly envisioned throwing my stapler over the wall.
 
2014-05-29 02:28:00 PM  
I'm not clicking that.
 
2014-05-29 02:28:36 PM  
FAP FAP FAP
 
2014-05-29 02:34:56 PM  
Exactly.

One should make sure to make their thoughts known and, if necessary, hammer the point home - into the other person's brain.

/SMASH!
//lalalalala~
 
2014-05-29 02:35:10 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Answer a question to continue reading this page


fark you


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-29 02:37:28 PM  
Well, if you communicate TOO openly, the boss gets mad.
 
2014-05-29 02:39:20 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: It sounds like a message was sent, received, and understood. Does subby not know what communication is?


They covered that in the seminar.  It's called "Non-Verbal" communication, or "Body Language".  Subby musta been gone that day.
 
2014-05-29 02:42:32 PM  
In all seriousness, he's lucky he didn't hit the artery down there or it'd be murder.
 
2014-05-29 02:44:03 PM  

FourDirections: STOP STEALING MY GELATO, THEN


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-29 02:47:33 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Answer a question to continue reading this page


fark you


Bender The Offender: farking survey paywall.



WAHHH WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET FREE???

I clicked the button that said I didn't chew gum and was able to read the article.  You both sound like whiny little bastards who think they are owed everything on the internet for free.

/only came into the thread to see the whining about clicking a random answer to see content.
//leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-29 02:51:09 PM  
Article is skinny on info and still wrong.

Also, it uses the words "stabbed repeatedly in the groin" and "in good condition".

Those are  opposites. You cannot be "stabbed repeatedly in the groin" and "in good condition".
 
2014-05-29 02:52:41 PM  
Dark meat or white meat?
 
2014-05-29 02:56:42 PM  

loki see loki do: Article is skinny on info and still wrong.

Also, it uses the words "stabbed repeatedly in the groin" and "in good condition".

Those are  opposites. You cannot be "stabbed repeatedly in the groin" and "in good condition".


I suddenly have an idea for a story...
 
2014-05-29 03:09:26 PM  
gotem' to talk !


/ow ow ow
 
2014-05-29 03:11:46 PM  
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-29 03:55:25 PM  
Gets the point across.
 
2014-05-29 04:42:17 PM  

GanjSmokr: Shadow Blasko: Answer a question to continue reading this page


fark you

Bender The Offender: farking survey paywall.


WAHHH WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET FREE???

I clicked the button that said I didn't chew gum and was able to read the article.  You both sound like whiny little bastards who think they are owed everything on the internet for free.

/only came into the thread to see the whining about clicking a random answer to see content.
//leaving satisfied.


Enjoy your malware.
 
2014-05-29 04:55:57 PM  

GanjSmokr: WAHHH WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET FREE???

I clicked the button that said I didn't chew gum and was able to read the article. You both sound like whiny little bastards who think they are owed everything on the internet for free.

/only came into the thread to see the whining about clicking a random answer to see content.
//leaving satisfied.


I don't think everything on the internet needs/should be free, but if you want me to look at your content you may want to consider not making it a pain in the ass to see. You might also want to consider that since you are on the internet, there are dozens of other people with near identical content competing with you for my eyeball time so the bar for "pain in the ass" is pretty damn low.
 
2014-05-29 07:21:27 PM  
http://youtube.com/watch?v=79x5dkMffxg

almost forgot the obligatory link
 
2014-05-29 07:38:40 PM  
Are you insane? Who the fark does shiat like that? Do you know you are insane?
 
2014-05-30 09:55:57 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Enjoy your malware.


Yea, it was such a bad infection it wiped my hard drive and raped my mother.  Something like that happens EVERY time I click something in the interwebs though, so I wasn't surprised.


Noticeably F.A.T.: I don't think everything on the internet needs/should be free, but if you want me to look at your content you may want to consider not making it a pain in the ass to see. You might also want to consider that since you are on the internet, there are dozens of other people with near identical content competing with you for my eyeball time so the bar for "pain in the ass" is pretty damn low.


If you think clicking on an answer to a question is a "pain in the ass", then yes, your bar is pretty low and I laugh in your general direction for being such a pussy.
 
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