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(The Raw Story)   The folks who run the VA? Not So hot. The ones who created the Obamacare website? Idiots. But Obama's "False Flag" anti-gun ops team"? Truly top notch; as last weekend's staged shooting in Santa Barbara again proves   (rawstory.com) divider line 93
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2014-05-29 12:24:51 PM  
That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.
 
2014-05-29 12:30:35 PM  

Dimensio: That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.


And the 9/11 attacks too!

Never happened!
 
2014-05-29 12:32:15 PM  
Proof there is no low some people will not sink to.
 
2014-05-29 12:49:16 PM  
PUDDIN ONA DERPPPPP!!!
khongthe.com
 
2014-05-29 01:05:42 PM  
This team has a lot of practice.  Newtown was some of their work, do you have any idea how difficult it was to get a whole town to go along with their scheme.
 
2014-05-29 01:17:09 PM  

AirForceVet: Dimensio: That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

And the 9/11 attacks too!

Never happened!


The attack at the World Trade Center did occur, but only one of the buildings was destroyed. A series of mirrors, which remain to this day were erected to create the illusion of the other tower collapsing.
 
2014-05-29 01:17:56 PM  
lol gun owners
 
2014-05-29 01:19:17 PM  
I'm just happy to see that the Illuminati is back in business again. I was worried about them as an organization the last few years, was really hoping that with grit and determination, those plucky underdogs would make it back to world domination.
 
2014-05-29 01:21:11 PM  

Dimensio: The attack at the World Trade Center did occur, but only one of the buildings was destroyed. A series of mirrors, which remain to this day were erected to create the illusion of the other tower collapsing.


Hah, you sheeple. They actually never happened. They used the same holographic technology that they used to bring Jacko back to life.
 
2014-05-29 01:23:35 PM  

hardinparamedic: Dimensio: The attack at the World Trade Center did occur, but only one of the buildings was destroyed. A series of mirrors, which remain to this day were erected to create the illusion of the other tower collapsing.

Hah, you sheeple. They actually never happened. They used the same holographic technology that they used to bring Jacko back to life.


You betray your ignorance with a statement that implied that Mr. Michael Jackson actually died.
 
2014-05-29 01:24:55 PM  
The failures at the VA are actually part of the conspiracy.  Think about it.
 
2014-05-29 01:24:59 PM  
So why won't the moderate Republicans stand up and denounce this bullshiat?

I'm waiting.
 
2014-05-29 01:25:43 PM  

Dimensio: You betray your ignorance with a statement that implied that Mr. Michael Jackson actually died.


Please, Sir. Everyone knows he was the second coming of Christ. Study it out.
 
2014-05-29 01:26:52 PM  

Dimensio: AirForceVet: Dimensio: That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

And the 9/11 attacks too!

Never happened!

The attack at the World Trade Center did occur, but only one of the buildings was destroyed. A series of mirrors, which remain to this day were erected to create the illusion of the other tower collapsing.


And achieved the hour-long delay by using Obama's time machine!
 
2014-05-29 01:27:34 PM  

nocturnal001: So why won't the moderate Republicans stand up and denounce this bullshiat?

I'm waiting.


To most Republicans, this bullshiat is moderate.
 
2014-05-29 01:27:57 PM  

AirForceVet: Dimensio: That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

And the 9/11 attacks too!

Never happened!


In 2001, Illinois State Senator Barack Obama enlisted an elite team of ACORN operatives lead by Bill Ayers to hijack airliners and kill thousands of people to make George Bush look bad so that seven years later, Obama could get himself elected President.

There are no depths this man won't sink to.
 
2014-05-29 01:28:00 PM  
Of course it was. Libs keep saying we should do background checks and crazy people shouldn't have guns. Then some crazy person shoots up someplace it fits right into the libulardo's narrative. I ain't buying it.
 
2014-05-29 01:28:15 PM  

nocturnal001: So why won't the moderate Republicans stand up and denounce this bullshiat?

I'm waiting.


Do you know why they are called Goldwater Republicans?

Because there hasn't been one since Goldwater died.
 
2014-05-29 01:28:29 PM  
Come on!  If this was planned, then there would have been a deal with one of the sorority girls to open the door in exchange for not getting shot.
 
2014-05-29 01:28:44 PM  

Dimensio: AirForceVet: Dimensio: That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

And the 9/11 attacks too!

Never happened!

The attack at the World Trade Center did occur, but only one of the buildings was destroyed. A series of mirrors, which remain to this day were erected to create the illusion of the other tower collapsing.


David Copperfield works for the Mossad.
 
2014-05-29 01:29:18 PM  

hardinparamedic: Dimensio: You betray your ignorance with a statement that implied that Mr. Michael Jackson actually died.

Please, Sir. Everyone knows he was the second coming of Christ. Study it out.


No, Fred Rogers was the second coming of Christ.
 
2014-05-29 01:32:48 PM  

Dimensio: AirForceVet: Dimensio: That is because the false-flag shooting incidents are orchestrated by the same elite team that also carried out the attack on the Benghazi consulate.

And the 9/11 attacks too!

Never happened!

The attack at the World Trade Center did occur, but only one of the buildings was destroyed. A series of mirrors, which remain to this day were erected to create the illusion of the other tower collapsing.


I see you've been fooled, as well.

Here's the real truth about 9/11: There never were two towers. There was only one. Those mirrors you talked about? They've been there since the tower went up, reflecting it to form the "twin" tower.

They would have gotten away with it too, except a plane hit the building and, of course, got reflected by the mirror so it looked like two separate planes struck two separate towers.

Now what are the odds two buildings right next to each other being struck by two separate planes by accident? Basically zero, that's what.

So someone had the bright idea to blame it on terrorism so that no one would get wise to their deception with the tower. Ever wonder why all of the footage that gets shown is of the planes hitting the towers and practically nothing ever gets shown of the other hijacked planes? It's because that never happened.

They made it up to cement the idea that it was a widespread terror attack and draw some scrutiny away from the towers. The whole thing was just an accident that fouled up a government conspiracy and the entire War on Terror was just to cover up the existence of the false tower.
 
2014-05-29 01:33:21 PM  

anfrind: No, Fred Rogers was the second coming of Christ.


Jesus Said Suffer unto me the little children of the world.

Michael Jackson suffered unto the little children of the world.

CHECKMATE, LIBTARDO.
 
2014-05-29 01:33:22 PM  

EvilEgg: This team has a lot of practice.  Newtown was some of their work, do you have any idea how difficult it was to get a whole town to go along with their scheme.


Newton, too.  I mean, you think that apple fell on his head by accident?

This is all just another incidence of anti-Aristotelian subterfuge taken by the Masons.
 
2014-05-29 01:34:04 PM  
Who is this Jay guy and why do I care what he has to say?

I bet this is a super dooper reverse false flag. Probably done by the Jews.
 
2014-05-29 01:35:04 PM  
This incompetent, empty-suit is ruthlessly and efficiently executing his plan to exacting precision.  Is there no way to escape the swift bootheel of this bumbling oaf in mom-jeans?
 
2014-05-29 01:35:33 PM  
There are too many relevant XKCD comics to post in this thread.
 
2014-05-29 01:36:33 PM  
Just about what you'd expect from an empty-suit-evil-genius.
 
2014-05-29 01:37:00 PM  

Frank N Stein: Who is this Jay guy and why do I care what he has to say?

I bet this is a super dooper reverse false flag. Probably done by the Jews.

No one had heard of Todd Akin before "legitimate rape" either.
 
2014-05-29 01:37:35 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: lol gun owners


Here comes #NotAllGunOwners to save the day.
 
2014-05-29 01:39:10 PM  
Obama is brutally effective at doing the things I hate and terrible at doing the things I want him to do. Duh.
 
2014-05-29 01:39:44 PM  
Any website that is visited by anyone or linked by anyone is thereby implicated in mass murder

Talk about being off your meds.
 
2014-05-29 01:40:00 PM  
 
2014-05-29 01:42:01 PM  
This thread delivers.
 
2014-05-29 01:43:47 PM  
sadhillnews.com
 
2014-05-29 01:46:23 PM  
"the classic pattern of the recent psy ops of Cho at Virginia Tech, Anders Breivik, Jared Loughner, James Holmes and Adam Lanza"

Gee it would be real tragedy if someone cut off this asshole's farking face.
 
2014-05-29 01:46:27 PM  

Skleenar: EvilEgg: This team has a lot of practice.  Newtown was some of their work, do you have any idea how difficult it was to get a whole town to go along with their scheme.

Newton, too.  I mean, you think that apple fell on his head by accident?

This is all just another incidence of anti-Aristotelian subterfuge taken by the Masons.


Us Masons have a hard enough time putting a dinner together let alone indulge ourselves in subterfuge. Although if we did take time off from raising money to give bikes to kids we might be able to finagle a free radio ad for our pancake breakfasts every now and then.
 
2014-05-29 01:47:33 PM  
The only part of that diatribe that wasn't completely off the rails stupid was his reference to Superbowl XL, because THAT was fishy beyond belief and you can't even find an honest Steelers fan that truly believes that they won.....
 
2014-05-29 01:48:17 PM  

DrBenway: Oh, for fark sake, Exene.


Is there anything on Earth sadder and more pathetic than an old punk rocker?
 
2014-05-29 01:48:53 PM  

LordZorch: you can't even find an honest Steelers fan


qft.

sea-HAWKS!
 
2014-05-29 01:49:45 PM  
I like how even the writer just gives up trying to take it seriously.
 
2014-05-29 01:50:04 PM  

Dimensio: You betray your ignorance with a statement that implied that Mr. Michael Jackson actually died.


You fool, he was a hologram the whole time. A perfect computerized pop star who danced and sang his way through an entire virtual life right before our eyes with nobody the wiser.
 
2014-05-29 01:50:31 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Skleenar: EvilEgg: This team has a lot of practice.  Newtown was some of their work, do you have any idea how difficult it was to get a whole town to go along with their scheme.

Newton, too.  I mean, you think that apple fell on his head by accident?

This is all just another incidence of anti-Aristotelian subterfuge taken by the Masons.

Us Masons have a hard enough time putting a dinner together let alone indulge ourselves in subterfuge. Although if we did take time off from raising money to give bikes to kids we might be able to finagle a free radio ad for our pancake breakfasts every now and then.


Wait pancake breakfasts?  With bacon or sausage? and are pants optional
 
2014-05-29 01:50:36 PM  
I don't get it... We had the Internet all through the first decade of the 2000's(And the second half of the Clinton years), and this kind of insanity knows no political boundaries, there are plenty of loonies on both sides.


Yet we saw SOME stuff(Such as the 9/11 Truthers), but every single solitary thing that happens is suddenly a "false flag". I don't even think this is a 'Black Man is in the White House' thing like a bunch of the other Obama bashing is, this is way beyond that. If it was just the occasional thing, I could understand, but not like this.

It's like these people JUST discovered the internet in the last 4 or 5 years(I think the Boston Marathon bombing was where I first noticed how much worse than usual it had become)

What a bunch of farking kooks.
 
2014-05-29 01:51:06 PM  
Well I suppose it isn't the craziest conspiracy theory available.  I still like the one about CIA placing dinosaurs in the past to discourage time travel.
 
2014-05-29 01:51:15 PM  
So government is incompetent at doing anything and should be smaller, subby?

Congrats, you just qualified for the Tea Party.
 
2014-05-29 01:52:44 PM  

Heliovdrake: [sadhillnews.com image 540x824]


you should post that picture a few more times
 
2014-05-29 01:53:17 PM  

Mikey1969: I don't get it... We had the Internet all through the first decade of the 2000's(And the second half of the Clinton years), and this kind of insanity knows no political boundaries, there are plenty of loonies on both sides.


Yet we saw SOME stuff(Such as the 9/11 Truthers), but every single solitary thing that happens is suddenly a "false flag". I don't even think this is a 'Black Man is in the White House' thing like a bunch of the other Obama bashing is, this is way beyond that. If it was just the occasional thing, I could understand, but not like this.

It's like these people JUST discovered the internet in the last 4 or 5 years(I think the Boston Marathon bombing was where I first noticed how much worse than usual it had become)

What a bunch of farking kooks.


What I've never understood is how these people are convinced "the government" is doing all these false flag operations and/or black helicopter-type things, but only, you know, when a Democrat is in office. Somehow "the government" takes a break for a few years when a Republican is elected.

(And then you have Alex Jones...)
 
2014-05-29 01:53:32 PM  

SlothB77: So government is incompetent at doing anything and should be smaller, subby?

Congrats, you just qualified for the Tea Party.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-29 01:53:55 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Is there anything on Earth sadder and more pathetic than an old punk rocker?


Speaking of which, I watched a documentary the other day about old punks who have become fathers. Something like "The Other F Word". Great show and an interesting insight into when the rebellious son becomes a father.

Also, Rollins just tweeted that he's on his way to your place and he's wearing his ass kicking boots.
 
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