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(CBC)   Rob Ford's "rehab" is going about as well as anybody could have expected   (cbc.ca) divider line 57
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2014-05-29 03:22:26 PM  
 
2014-05-29 04:17:23 PM  
That dude is barely 45?! He's making my 42 look pretty good.
 
2014-05-29 04:35:05 PM  
45 stone, right?
 
2014-05-29 04:35:14 PM  
Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.
 
2014-05-29 04:36:45 PM  

cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.


This.

FTFA:
"A member of the bar staff said that Ford was "in good spirits" and drank only diet soda during dinner. "
 
2014-05-29 04:38:50 PM  

tylerdurden217: cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.

This.

FTFA:
"A member of the bar staff said that Ford was "in good spirits" and drank only diet soda during dinner. "


Hang around a barber shop you're going to get a haircut
 
2014-05-29 04:38:56 PM  

cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.


Yep.
 
2014-05-29 04:39:38 PM  
Wow, 45? Looking more like 55.  "He was in good spirits"  maybe something in that diet soda me thinks.
 
2014-05-29 04:42:54 PM  
I want to go on record that I do not, nor will I ever believe, that Rob Ford or his brother are actual Canadians. Their behavior does not coincide with my preconceived notions of Canadian citizens picked up by constant watchings of Canadian Bacon and Northern Exposure. I demand to see them deported back to Wisconsin under armed guard at once unless they produce a proper birth certificate of some kind.
 
2014-05-29 04:43:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-29 04:44:03 PM  
Maybe he only rehabs on certain days of the week.
 
2014-05-29 04:46:06 PM  

Calmamity: That dude is barely 45?! He's making my 42 look pretty good.


I was thinking the same.

But you know those before and after meth pictures.

/me had pictured him at 55-60
 
2014-05-29 04:46:49 PM  
www.theburgernerd.com
 
2014-05-29 04:47:34 PM  
"A member of the bar staff said that Ford was "in good spirits" and drank only diet soda during dinner."

Okay, and?
 
2014-05-29 04:50:26 PM  
If I ever go to Canada, I want to party with this guy.
But I REFUSE to eat french fries and gravy.
 
2014-05-29 04:50:38 PM  

Calmamity: That dude is barely 45?! He's making my 42 look pretty good.


And making my 48 look even better. I thought the guy was at least 7-10 years older than me, not six years younger.
 
2014-05-29 04:50:47 PM  

spawn73: Calmamity: That dude is barely 45?! He's making my 42 look pretty good.

I was thinking the same.

But you know those before and after meth pictures.

/me had pictured him at 55-60


This and this.

That dude's 45 makes me my 43 look like 30....or something.
 
2014-05-29 04:52:44 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Calmamity: That dude is barely 45?! He's making my 42 look pretty good.

And making my 48 look even better. I thought the guy was at least 7-10 years older than me, not six years younger.


Duh. Three years younger. Calmamity is 6 years younger.
 
2014-05-29 04:54:55 PM  
I'm guessing that TFA misspelled "into the good spirits".
 
2014-05-29 04:55:33 PM  
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2014-05-29 04:55:42 PM  

tylerdurden217: cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.

This.

FTFA:
"A member of the bar staff said that Ford was "in good spirits" and drank only diet soda during dinner. "


I have to agree with this. Rob didn't do anything wrong this time. It's not a "Bar", it's a restaurant.
 
2014-05-29 04:59:05 PM  
He makes me feel skinny sober and looking fantastic for my age.  He looks to be mid 50's at least.
 
2014-05-29 05:02:07 PM  
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2014-05-29 05:05:47 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: If I ever go to Canada, I want to party with this guy.
But I REFUSE to eat french fries and gravy.


Don't confuse french fries and gravy with poutine.

To clarify: french fries with gravy consists of french fries covered in gravy and is usually served in places that are not Canada. Poutine consists of deep-fried potato sticks covered in a rich sauce and cheese curds served in places where people get up at 5 am to get their kids to hockey practice. Completely different.

/Google "Smoke's Poutinerie" for informative linkage.
 
2014-05-29 05:21:55 PM  

tylerdurden217: cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.

This.

FTFA:
"A member of the bar staff said that Ford was "in good spirits" and drank only diet soda during dinner. "


So, you're saying he stuck with Coke?
 
2014-05-29 05:23:08 PM  

Mr. Oizo: jehovahs witness protection: If I ever go to Canada, I want to party with this guy.
But I REFUSE to eat french fries and gravy.

Don't confuse french fries and gravy with poutine.

To clarify: french fries with gravy consists of french fries covered in gravy and is usually served in places that are not Canada. Poutine consists of deep-fried potato sticks covered in a rich sauce and cheese curds served in places where people get up at 5 am to get their kids to hockey practice. Completely different.

/Google "Smoke's Poutinerie" for informative linkage.


Light, Brown gravy on the thinly sliced fries. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
 
2014-05-29 05:23:28 PM  

Mr. Oizo: jehovahs witness protection: If I ever go to Canada, I want to party with this guy.
But I REFUSE to eat french fries and gravy.

Don't confuse french fries and gravy with poutine.

To clarify: french fries with gravy consists of french fries covered in gravy and is usually served in places that are not Canada. Poutine consists of deep-fried potato sticks covered in a rich sauce and cheese curds served in places where people get up at 5 am to get their kids to hockey practice. Completely different.

/Google "Smoke's Poutinerie" for informative linkage.


French fries, gravy, and spoiled milk then
 
2014-05-29 05:26:02 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x368]


He looks like he might not even be patient enough to wait for God to finish up with it.
 
2014-05-29 05:26:05 PM  
This guy is awesome.

He's an animal! He can be stopped!

Go, man. Go!!!
 
2014-05-29 05:26:51 PM  
Woops. Typo there.

Damnit.
 
2014-05-29 05:27:40 PM  
Also, please stop talking about poutine. It's giving me cravings something awful.
 
2014-05-29 05:29:07 PM  
Wow, really? He's younger than me? That's one seriously farking hard looking 45.

/then again, I've never smoked crack
 
2014-05-29 05:35:07 PM  
I thought the one upside of fatness was that you tend to look younger than thin people do as they age. I guess I was wrong.
 
2014-05-29 05:35:46 PM  
This guy will be dead in 2 years, tops. My bet is on cocaine induced stroke.
 
2014-05-29 05:43:04 PM  

unchellmatt: I've never smoked crack


Nobody in here was questioning that fact...until now.
 
2014-05-29 05:43:14 PM  
Personal message to Rob Ford: If this Toronto Mayor gig doesn't work out, you and brother Doug should join the WWE. Each of you could rassle as an individual, with the other brother as manager, as well as a tag team appropriately called "FORD Nation". Both of you have got the physical attributes as well as the showmanship and entertainment qualities required for true stardom and just think of the money and fame!

P.S. Rob, just wondering, if "you are what you eat", does that make you a pussy?
 
2014-05-29 05:46:45 PM  

FourDirections: Also, please stop talking about poutine. It's giving me cravings something awful.


GIS "double smoked bacon poutine."  I'm sure it will have no effect on you.
 
2014-05-29 05:48:13 PM  
CALLED IT!

/The whole "rehab" was fake from the start
 
2014-05-29 05:48:27 PM  
Jesus tap dancing Christ! I'm older than Rob Ford?!?!?
 
2014-05-29 05:51:33 PM  
Crabby Joe's is just a typical burger and fries type chain restaurant and it looks like Rob kept himself away from the booze. Good for him.
 
2014-05-29 05:55:32 PM  

AbiNormal: Jesus tap dancing Christ! I'm older than Rob Ford?!?!?


It seems to be going around in this thread. Leave it a moment to sink in and you'll start to feel good about yourself. He seems to have that affect on us.
 
2014-05-29 05:56:36 PM  
That rehab facility has a bar.  How modern.
 
2014-05-29 06:03:53 PM  
So he's sitting on the inside waiting for his ride on the outside?
 
2014-05-29 06:07:55 PM  

cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.


He also did not smoke crack.
 
2014-05-29 06:20:02 PM  
s24.postimg.org
 
2014-05-29 06:24:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [www.theburgernerd.com image 850x552]


Ah, the Dead Hooker Defense. If only Clinton had used it, he could still be president.
 
2014-05-29 06:27:32 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: If I ever go to Canada, I want to party with this guy.
But I REFUSE to eat french fries and gravy.


Really?  In New Orleans, my home town, they do a french fry Poboy covered in roast beef gravy, not canned gravy, but gravy that still has bits of roast beef in it.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-29 06:46:31 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: tylerdurden217: cgraves67: Fark, forgive me. I've committed a mortal sin. I read the article. And it appears that Mr. Ford didn't partake of alcohol during the visit to that establishment.

This.

FTFA:
"A member of the bar staff said that Ford was "in good spirits" and drank only diet soda during dinner. "

Hang around a barber shop you're going to get a haircut


Abstinence-only isn't just a failed policy in regards to sex ed but also in regards to alcohol addiction.
 
2014-05-29 06:59:12 PM  
Just let that miserable fat bastard kill himself in peace. It'll be quicker and quieter for all of us.
 
2014-05-29 07:05:48 PM  
Yeah, he didn't drink dumbasses. Non-story.
 
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