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(The Daily Beast)   Turns out that the lonelier you are, the more you overshare on social media. Like that one time I ended up completely naked in the back parking lot of the 7-11 after drinking an entire bottle of... oh, wait, nevermind   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 30
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2014-05-29 08:07:28 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-29 11:26:18 AM  
Anyone have any ideas on how to get rid of a foot odor problem?
 
2014-05-29 11:26:56 AM  
Is three times a day too much masturbation?
 
2014-05-29 11:27:47 AM  
My boxer briefs have hearts on them.

Some of them have faded. Others have sort of changed colors.
 
2014-05-29 11:28:25 AM  
I just can't stop drinking seltzer.
 
2014-05-29 11:29:01 AM  
Why are my toenails yellow but my fingernails are brown?
 
2014-05-29 11:29:40 AM  
I have a box of old gi joes. They were my brother. But I stole them from him when I was in my twenties.
 
2014-05-29 11:30:52 AM  
I think I want a sandwich for lunch.
 
2014-05-29 11:48:58 AM  
 or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."
 
2014-05-29 11:57:58 AM  

Danger Mouse: or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."


That's the traditional call of the Attention Whore, closely related but subtle differences like daddy issues vs mommy issues.
 
2014-05-29 11:58:27 AM  

Danger Mouse: or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."



It usually helps if you "like" those posts
 
2014-05-29 12:22:31 PM  
This explains my foreveralone former boss' posts.

She also 'likes' everything anyone in her feed ever posts. Learning she does that for all of her Facebook friends made me feel better though. I thought she was stalking me for a while.
 
2014-05-29 12:24:23 PM  

Danger Mouse: or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."



*sigh*
 
2014-05-29 12:30:09 PM  

Danger Mouse:  or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."


"This is the worst thing that's ever happened; I can't believe it."

"Oh no what's wrong?"

"I don't think it's appropriate to broadcast it on Facebook. Please stop trying to invade my private business."
 
2014-05-29 12:33:33 PM  

bbqsandwich: Danger Mouse:  or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."

"This is the worst thing that's ever happened; I can't believe it."

"Oh no what's wrong?"

"I don't think it's appropriate to broadcast it on Facebook. Please stop trying to invade my private business."


"Then why did you bring it up?"

"I was just Xpressing myself, stop harassing me B4 I call the internet polyce!"

*unfollow feed*  (or unfriend if she isn't even hot either)
 
2014-05-29 12:54:35 PM  
/rolls eyes

Sure, I can see the argument that there's going to be some seriously depressed people oversharing, but let's not paint with too broad a brush.

I share a lot because, hey, it's something to do while sitting on the toilet.

Oh, wait, TMI.

/checks self into therapy
 
2014-05-29 01:05:15 PM  
Where do the people that tag you in political action posts for things they just assume you are for "because reasons" fall on this spectrum?

Had someone tag me in a post about Eugene banning neonics, which they only banned for municipal purposes, and the landscaping companies and residents in town can still use them, just not on city property if they are the contractors, but the post made it seem like the city banned them outright.

//Needed to vent anonymously.
 
2014-05-29 01:05:35 PM  
When you're at a ballgame and someone asks you, "What's the matter?" is there a more concise way of saying, "I have a nasty shiat festering inside me but since it isn't an emergency I'd rather wait until we get home so I don't have to stand in line to go in a dirty stall in a room with 20 other dudes pooping and peeing"?
 
2014-05-29 01:24:01 PM  

Danger Mouse: or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."


I know a guy whose every other post is something like this -- usually really aggressive language about how unfair/biatchy/selfish his baby-mama is.  It's really damn annoying to see constantly, plus, as I keep telling him, great ammunition for her if she ever wants to keep him from seeing the kid.
 
2014-05-29 01:34:26 PM  
I post more personal stuff on Fark when I'm feeling bad. And it usually helps. I don't talk to many people. shiat, I did it again. Disregard. I never post personal stuff on the web. No Facebook, no Instagram, no LinkedIn, no nuttin.

/I feel fine today

browntimmy: When you're at a ballgame and someone asks you, "What's the matter?" is there a more concise way of saying, "I have a nasty shiat festering inside me but since it isn't an emergency I'd rather wait until we get home so I don't have to stand in line to go in a dirty stall in a room with 20 other dudes pooping and peeing"?


Try doing a rhythmic dance.

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2014-05-29 01:39:17 PM  

Son of Streak: Danger Mouse: or they undershare with cryptic posts....

"Having the worst day of my life!  It couldn't get any worse!:"

" I give up."

I know a guy whose every other post is something like this -- usually really aggressive language about how unfair/biatchy/selfish his baby-mama is.  It's really damn annoying to see constantly, plus, as I keep telling him, great ammunition for her if she ever wants to keep him from seeing the kid.


I knew a girl who would post things like, "So sick of all the bullshiat and drama. If you have a problem with me, come say it to my face. Don't just post about it on Facebook like a coward!!!" And I knew this lady well enough to know that she was in no way trying to be ironic or funny.
 
2014-05-29 03:10:30 PM  
no wonder i rarely check my facebook page.  it reminds me of a bunch of jr high kids goofing around, talking about nothing.
 
2014-05-29 03:11:15 PM  

Mangoose: Is three times a day too much masturbation?



only if each session is longer than 2 hours.
 
2014-05-29 03:11:53 PM  
Who the hell uses facebook anymore?

/I mean other than... what is it 48% of the Internet?
 
2014-05-29 03:15:35 PM  

browntimmy: When you're at a ballgame and someone asks you, "What's the matter?" is there a more concise way of saying, "I have a nasty shiat festering inside me but since it isn't an emergency I'd rather wait until we get home so I don't have to stand in line to go in a dirty stall in a room with 20 other dudes pooping and peeing"?



you should have taken a walk in the park, found a sturdy tree, pull those cheeks apart, and let that bad boy fly.
 
2014-05-29 03:41:16 PM  
Meh I only really use Facebook to keep in contact with people back home. That and I have nothing interesting or funny to say. I'm not sure if that means I'm not lonely or that I've no self confidence.

/Hence Fark.
//Yeah I went there.
///Whatcha gonna do about it?
 
2014-05-29 04:20:02 PM  

ajgeek: Who the hell uses facebook anymore?
/I mean other than... what is it 48% of the Internet?


Sure, if you count all the unused, abandoned accounts, and the ones that Zuckerberg won't allow you to delete. It's like......everyone on the planet now.
 
2014-05-29 07:21:34 PM  

browntimmy: When you're at a ballgame and someone asks you, "What's the matter?" is there a more concise way of saying, "I have a nasty shiat festering inside me but since it isn't an emergency I'd rather wait until we get home so I don't have to stand in line to go in a dirty stall in a room with 20 other dudes pooping and peeing"?


"My stomach is kind of bothering me."
When you get sympathy, just say, "oh it's fine.. it'll pass."
 
2014-05-29 08:23:38 PM  

Linux_Yes: browntimmy: When you're at a ballgame and someone asks you, "What's the matter?" is there a more concise way of saying, "I have a nasty shiat festering inside me but since it isn't an emergency I'd rather wait until we get home so I don't have to stand in line to go in a dirty stall in a room with 20 other dudes pooping and peeing"?


you should have taken a walk in the park, found a sturdy tree, pull those cheeks apart, and let that bad boy fly.


I was going to fart but I think I just shiat my pants. Hope nobody sits next to me on the bus. LOL.
 
2014-05-30 06:18:58 AM  
Stop looking at me like that.
 
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