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(Daily Mail)   There is a man breaking in to student's dorm rooms while they are sleeping at Boston College, wearing a Gator-style ski mask and waking his victims up by tickling their feet, who then gets away without stealing anything   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-05-29 10:18:16 AM  
chucksconnection.com
 
2014-05-29 11:39:17 AM  
What he stole cannot be seen by human eyes.
 
2014-05-29 11:48:21 AM  
When I was in first year university I was woken up in the middle of the night by a guy peeing into our garbage pail. He apparently had gone home with one of our can-mates from the bar, passed out on the floor before anything could happen and then fumbled in the dark until he found something that resembled a toilet bowl.

When I woke up and screamed, he actually looked over at me and said, while now spraying over the bar fridge, "chill out, girl".

We made him buy the fridge off us once he sobered up.
 
2014-05-29 01:46:09 PM  
I have a USENET server administrator on line one, he's calling from 1998, and wants his diskspace back!
 
2014-05-29 06:02:26 PM  

miss diminutive: can-mates


Can-mates?
 
2014-05-29 06:43:25 PM  

texdent: miss diminutive: can-mates

Can-mates?


Can, but won't

:'(
 
2014-05-29 06:43:44 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-29 06:45:33 PM  
The Boston Tickler!
 
2014-05-29 06:50:35 PM  
He's getting away with it too because they have no meddling kids!
 
2014-05-29 06:52:39 PM  
I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in?
 
2014-05-29 06:53:39 PM  
Did the Patriots hire Rex Ryan?
 
2014-05-29 06:54:44 PM  
Gator don't play no sh*t, you feel me? Gator never been about that, Gator never been about playin no sh*t.
 
2014-05-29 06:54:50 PM  

miss diminutive: When I was in first year university I was woken up in the middle of the night by a guy peeing into our garbage pail. He apparently had gone home with one of our can-mates from the bar, passed out on the floor before anything could happen and then fumbled in the dark until he found something that resembled a toilet bowl.

When I woke up and screamed, he actually looked over at me and said, while now spraying over the bar fridge, "chill out, girl".

We made him buy the fridge off us once he sobered up.


There are at least 5 phrases and/or things that indicate you are a wanky Englishwoman in that post. But I'd love to can the living hell out of your can mates. It'd be the best 3.5 minutes (or whatever that is in metric) she/he/it ever got canned. Well, maybe not, but I assure you I am not a selfish canner and will do whatever I can to can.
 
2014-05-29 06:55:29 PM  
I really don't get the foot fetish thing, but I'm astounded by just how common it seems to be.
 
2014-05-29 06:56:14 PM  

lockers: Gator don't play no sh*t, you feel me? Gator never been about that, Gator never been about playin no sh*t.


Do Gator sh*t in a Can, Mate?
 
2014-05-29 06:59:59 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: miss diminutive: When I was in first year university I was woken up in the middle of the night by a guy peeing into our garbage pail. He apparently had gone home with one of our can-mates from the bar, passed out on the floor before anything could happen and then fumbled in the dark until he found something that resembled a toilet bowl.

When I woke up and screamed, he actually looked over at me and said, while now spraying over the bar fridge, "chill out, girl".

We made him buy the fridge off us once he sobered up.

There are at least 5 phrases and/or things that indicate you are a wanky Englishwoman in that post. But I'd love to can the living hell out of your can mates. It'd be the best 3.5 minutes (or whatever that is in metric) she/he/it ever got canned. Well, maybe not, but I assure you I am not a selfish canner and will do whatever I can to can.


"Anyone who can, can..."
 
2014-05-29 07:00:16 PM  

lostcat: I really don't get the foot fetish thing, but I'm astounded by just how common it seems to be.


Then do NOT Google "janet mason".  Don't do it!
 
2014-05-29 07:01:15 PM  

MarcysMan: Serious Post on Serious Thread: miss diminutive: When I was in first year university I was woken up in the middle of the night by a guy peeing into our garbage pail. He apparently had gone home with one of our can-mates from the bar, passed out on the floor before anything could happen and then fumbled in the dark until he found something that resembled a toilet bowl.

When I woke up and screamed, he actually looked over at me and said, while now spraying over the bar fridge, "chill out, girl".

We made him buy the fridge off us once he sobered up.

There are at least 5 phrases and/or things that indicate you are a wanky Englishwoman in that post. But I'd love to can the living hell out of your can mates. It'd be the best 3.5 minutes (or whatever that is in metric) she/he/it ever got canned. Well, maybe not, but I assure you I am not a selfish canner and will do whatever I can to can.

"Anyone who can, can..."


www.themedeventdancers.co.uk
 
2014-05-29 07:04:00 PM  

rkiller1: MarcysMan: Serious Post on Serious Thread: miss diminutive: When I was in first year university I was woken up in the middle of the night by a guy peeing into our garbage pail. He apparently had gone home with one of our can-mates from the bar, passed out on the floor before anything could happen and then fumbled in the dark until he found something that resembled a toilet bowl.

When I woke up and screamed, he actually looked over at me and said, while now spraying over the bar fridge, "chill out, girl".

We made him buy the fridge off us once he sobered up.

There are at least 5 phrases and/or things that indicate you are a wanky Englishwoman in that post. But I'd love to can the living hell out of your can mates. It'd be the best 3.5 minutes (or whatever that is in metric) she/he/it ever got canned. Well, maybe not, but I assure you I am not a selfish canner and will do whatever I can to can.

"Anyone who can, can..."

[www.themedeventdancers.co.uk image 328x200]


A big tip of the hat to you, my friend!
 
2014-05-29 07:05:58 PM  

lostcat: I really don't get the foot fetish thing, but I'm astounded by just how common it seems to be.


A girl I knew in college told me that she liked to have a guy use his big toe as foreplay, I still gag when I think about it.
 
2014-05-29 07:07:53 PM  

cardex: lostcat: I really don't get the foot fetish thing, but I'm astounded by just how common it seems to be.

A girl I knew in college told me that she liked to have a guy use his big toe as foreplay, I still gag when I think about it.


Why? Was he sticking it in his mouth or hers?
 
2014-05-29 07:13:17 PM  

rkiller1: cardex: lostcat: I really don't get the foot fetish thing, but I'm astounded by just how common it seems to be.

A girl I knew in college told me that she liked to have a guy use his big toe as foreplay, I still gag when I think about it.

Why? Was he sticking it in his mouth or hers?


Hers and lips were involved but not mouths
 
2014-05-29 07:16:54 PM  
Reminds me of that two-sentence horror story about waking up & finding a cell phone pic of yourself sleeping, but you live alone.
 
2014-05-29 07:17:10 PM  
The problem with people like this is that it might sound funny now, but if this is some kind of weird fetish for the guy, it's very likely to escalate when he realizes that just tickling feet doesn't give him the thrill that it used to.
 
2014-05-29 07:20:25 PM  
TFA isn't clear so I can't totally call Subby out here; but it sounds like this is happening in private apartments adjacent to the BC campus, not in BC-owned dorms.  Of course, BC has some weird older dorms just outside the contiguous campus that would be hard to provide security for.  Still, I think this is happening in non-BC apartments and the resident students are just not locking their doors, which is a common problem both in and out of the dormitory.  Amazing how many students just will not lock their doors-- and yet will be the loudest to scream that the school needs to provide more security.
 
2014-05-29 07:22:02 PM  

cardex: lostcat: I really don't get the foot fetish thing, but I'm astounded by just how common it seems to be.

A girl I knew in college told me that she liked to have a guy use his big toe as foreplay, I still gag when I think about it.


Heh, athlete's twat.
 
2014-05-29 07:23:25 PM  

Old enough to know better: The problem with people like this is that it might sound funny now, but if this is some kind of weird fetish for the guy, it's very likely to escalate when he realizes that just tickling feet doesn't give him the thrill that it used to.


Considering that tfa also mentions he has also "performed a sex act" while looking in through windows, I'd say you're right.  At some point he's going to start combining the outdoor and indoor activities.
 
2014-05-29 07:32:28 PM  

Old enough to know better: The problem with people like this is that it might sound funny now, but if this is some kind of weird fetish for the guy, it's very likely to escalate when he realizes that just tickling feet doesn't give him the thrill that it used to.


Yeah, we have had a similar problem here in the college town I live in. Guy got nicknamed the "Sleep watcher" because he broke in and was watching girls sleep. Went off and on for a few years, still not sure if anyone of the people they have arrested for similar B&E's were the right guy. There was definitely some groping that happened. Was scary how many girls who lived in big shared apartments still didn't lock doors or windows at night that were easily accessible.
 
2014-05-29 07:33:30 PM  

brimed03: TFA isn't clear so I can't totally call Subby out here; but it sounds like this is happening in private apartments adjacent to the BC campus, not in BC-owned dorms.  Of course, BC has some weird older dorms just outside the contiguous campus that would be hard to provide security for.  Still, I think this is happening in non-BC apartments and the resident students are just not locking their doors, which is a common problem both in and out of the dormitory.  Amazing how many students just will not lock their doors-- and yet will be the loudest to scream that the school needs to provide more security.


I'm definitely thinking secret passages.

/and Cans
 
2014-05-29 07:43:59 PM  
I steal studly males underwear from the laundry room in the local university dorms.
 
2014-05-29 07:45:47 PM  
It could be worse,  he could be licking their feet instead of tickling.
 
2014-05-29 07:49:13 PM  

Boo_Guy: It could be worse,  he could be licking their feet instead of tickling.


I have the strangest boner right now...
 
2014-05-29 07:51:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-29 07:58:20 PM  
This is just gateway behavior.  After all if he can sneak in and tickle feet, he can also do other more aggressive things to his victims should he find the need to in order to achieve his goals.  They need to catch him and get him into some serious therapy in addition to whatever punishments the legal system will provide to try and break his cycle of escalating sexual behavior.  This isn't going to get better and it may get much worse which will dramatically affect some victims lives.  It is bad enough getting over that someone entered your bedroom at night and was able to tickle you, but it is much worse on someone if he decides that he needs to rape or choke or rape or do any number of horrible things.
 
2014-05-29 08:01:05 PM  

texdent: miss diminutive: can-mates

Can-mates?


Yeah. I had a roommate in my dorm room and our room was connected to another dorm room containing two other girls by a common washroom. So 4 girls shared a washroom. Each girl had 1 roommate and two can-mates.

/the guys called theirs "shiatmates"
 
2014-05-29 08:06:17 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in?


What are gators?

/great movie
//"was that a goat"
///"four tickets to the bahamas" "nassau or freeport?" "...The bahamas"
 
2014-05-29 08:10:25 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in?


I'm a Gators fan.

You said that Gators fans don't have the guts to call in.
 
2014-05-29 08:15:54 PM  
www.screeninsults.com
 
2014-05-29 08:17:06 PM  
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
 
2014-05-29 08:24:13 PM  

Daedalus27: This is just gateway behavior.  After all if he can sneak in and tickle feet, he can also do other more aggressive things to his victims should he find the need to in order to achieve his goals.  They need to catch him and get him into some serious therapy in addition to whatever punishments the legal system will provide to try and break his cycle of escalating sexual behavior.  This isn't going to get better and it may get much worse which will dramatically affect some victims lives.  It is bad enough getting over that someone entered your bedroom at night and was able to tickle you, but it is much worse on someone if he decides that he needs to rape or choke or rape or do any number of horrible things.


You said rape twice.
 
2014-05-29 08:24:30 PM  
Go Gators!
 
2014-05-29 08:27:19 PM  
D-D-D-D-Dad?
 
2014-05-29 08:29:50 PM  

KarmicDisaster: D-D-D-D-Dad?


Yes? How's your mom?
 
2014-05-29 08:36:31 PM  

KeatingFive: KarmicDisaster: D-D-D-D-Dad?

Yes? How's your mom?


Good. She is still able to charge for it.
 
2014-05-29 08:39:54 PM  
For a paper across the pond they seem to do a lot of stories based in Murica.
 
2014-05-29 08:41:14 PM  

KarmicDisaster: KeatingFive: KarmicDisaster: D-D-D-D-Dad?

Yes? How's your mom?

Good. She is still able to charge for it.


Oh, man.
Spewed beer on that one....
 
2014-05-29 08:46:41 PM  

Boo_Guy: It could be worse,  he could be licking their feet instead of tickling.


Needless to say the scourge of athletes foot must be over, until the anti-vaxxers get bored and try to bring back more nostalgia.
 
2014-05-29 08:52:58 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Daedalus27: This is just gateway behavior.  After all if he can sneak in and tickle feet, he can also do other more aggressive things to his victims should he find the need to in order to achieve his goals.  They need to catch him and get him into some serious therapy in addition to whatever punishments the legal system will provide to try and break his cycle of escalating sexual behavior.  This isn't going to get better and it may get much worse which will dramatically affect some victims lives.  It is bad enough getting over that someone entered your bedroom at night and was able to tickle you, but it is much worse on someone if he decides that he needs to rape or choke or rape or do any number of horrible things.

You said rape twice.


I like rape.

Before some of you get all offended cool your britches and watch this: http://youtu.be/2_urvjCXg6c
 
2014-05-29 09:21:08 PM  

RabbiSheepshanker: [www.screeninsults.com image 400x286]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-29 10:31:11 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
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