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(Daily Mail)   To the left and to the right, we can all agree that scrotal lymphadema isn't God's gift to ballroom notoriety. Put your name upon the guestlist to help Tyrone raise funding to cure these great balls of fire   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 41
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2014-05-29 11:15:03 AM  
Yikes. I'd rather donate money to help his teeth.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-29 03:00:03 PM  
Difficult to brush when you've got two hands holding your nuts.
 
2014-05-29 03:03:51 PM  
images.stylinonline.com
 
2014-05-29 03:04:10 PM  
Is that the disease where your balls make so much sperm that you basically just ooze loads all the time?
 
2014-05-29 03:04:28 PM  
image.hotdog.hu
 
2014-05-29 03:04:52 PM  

Salmon: Difficult to brush when you've got two hands holding your nuts.


Dude, I will send him a stool to rest his balls on AND a tube of Colgate.
 
2014-05-29 03:05:45 PM  
Australia has socialized medicine. Wouldn't it be free there?

my sister lives in Queensland
 
2014-05-29 03:06:19 PM  
x2.fjcdn.com
 
2014-05-29 03:06:37 PM  
...The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of the huge platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are there is far too much here for me to eat!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."
 
2014-05-29 03:08:08 PM  
I got big balls.
Big ol' balls.
Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins, yes sir, yes sir.
And on my really good days, they swell to the size of small dogs.
My balls are as big as small dogs.

Even though my balls are big, sometimes I wish they were bigger. Even bigger.
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the State of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods.
 
2014-05-29 03:08:55 PM  

To the left and to the right, we can all agree that scrotal lymphadema


How did schlubmitter manage to misspell 'lymphedema'? It's right there in TFA.
 
2014-05-29 03:09:38 PM  
Dr. Geldman.


snerk
 
2014-05-29 03:15:54 PM  
gingerparrot.co.uk

Would consider dating him if he had a nice personality and a cool car.

/how does he ride a bike?
 
2014-05-29 03:18:33 PM  

Uzzah: [gingerparrot.co.uk image 430x244]

Would consider dating him if he had a nice personality and a cool car.

/how does he ride a bike?



Testily.
 
2014-05-29 03:18:39 PM  
The hospital believes that his big balls should be held overnight.
 
2014-05-29 03:20:33 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Dr. Geldman.


snerk


Ballroom heh heh
 
2014-05-29 03:21:21 PM  
You people shouldn't be laughing at this. Just take a moment to ask yourself what it would be like if this disease were running rampant through the ranks of Fark.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-29 03:23:51 PM  
Imagine a world where people could just get the medical treatment they need instead of having to beg for it.
 
2014-05-29 03:25:00 PM  

Yellow Beard: Australia has socialized medicine. Wouldn't it be free there?

my sister lives in Queensland


If you RTFA, no doctors in Australia have performed surgery similar to this before, and he doesn't want to be the first.
 
2014-05-29 03:25:06 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-05-29 03:25:40 PM  
Maybe he could ask the Jesus  for help.

www.animateit.net
 
2014-05-29 03:26:48 PM  

lohphat: Imagine a world where people could just get the medical treatment they need instead of having to beg for it.



You sound like a socialist decent and intelligent human being.
 
2014-05-29 03:27:48 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Maybe he could ask the Jesus  for help.

[www.animateit.net image 250x301]


37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-29 03:31:16 PM  

T Baggins: Yellow Beard: Australia has socialized medicine. Wouldn't it be free there?

my sister lives in Queensland

If you RTFA, no doctors in Australia have performed surgery similar to this before, and he doesn't want to be the first.


I DNRTFA. I know one thing, I'd sure as hell not want to take a 20 hour plane ride with balls swollen to the size of a watermelon. I'd ask the doctor in Qland if he could consult with the doc in America and perhaps talk him into flying to Oz to do the surgery.
 
2014-05-29 03:32:09 PM  

Yellow Beard: T Baggins: Yellow Beard: Australia has socialized medicine. Wouldn't it be free there?

my sister lives in Queensland

If you RTFA, no doctors in Australia have performed surgery similar to this before, and he doesn't want to be the first.

I DNRTFA. I know one thing, I'd sure as hell not want to take a 20 hour plane ride with balls swollen to the size of a watermelon. I'd ask the doctor in Qland if he could consult with the doc in America and perhaps talk him into flying to Oz to do the surgery.


Do you really want a guy who thinks that sponges on your feet can cure cancer doing surgery on you?
 
2014-05-29 03:33:19 PM  

T Baggins: Yellow Beard: Australia has socialized medicine. Wouldn't it be free there?

my sister lives in Queensland

If you RTFA, no doctors in Australia have performed surgery similar to this before, and he doesn't want to be the first.


You mean doctors down under haven't performed a surgery down under?
 
2014-05-29 03:36:38 PM  
onemansblog.com

/No one?
 
2014-05-29 03:45:06 PM  

hardinparamedic: Yellow Beard: T Baggins: Yellow Beard: Australia has socialized medicine. Wouldn't it be free there?

my sister lives in Queensland

If you RTFA, no doctors in Australia have performed surgery similar to this before, and he doesn't want to be the first.

I DNRTFA. I know one thing, I'd sure as hell not want to take a 20 hour plane ride with balls swollen to the size of a watermelon. I'd ask the doctor in Qland if he could consult with the doc in America and perhaps talk him into flying to Oz to do the surgery.

Do you really want a guy who thinks that sponges on your feet can cure cancer doing surgery on you?



It depends on the size of the sponge, I guess.
 
2014-05-29 03:46:52 PM  
I have lymphedema and I can tell you that it's a biatch on wheels. Before I was diagnosed, my lower right leg grew to about four times normal size and my left leg was beginning to swell also. When I had underwent treatment, I lost almost 60 lb of water weight. I am able to manage with the assistance of my wonderful wife who helps me apply compression bandaging and provides decongestive massage to keep my stomach and groin area from swelling up.  As it is, my pubic area is horribly swollen and it's frankly difficult to pee normally.

/end not so-CSB

I hope this fellow gets the surgery that he needs, but he may lose his berries as a result. Still worth it IMO, given the control this condition has over his everyday life.
 
2014-05-29 03:53:24 PM  
Okay, I feel sorry for the guy, but did anyone else think his Mom looked like the scammer lady from the Judge Judy video?
 
2014-05-29 03:55:45 PM  

The correct answer is...: I have lymphedema and I can tell you that it's a biatch on wheels. Before I was diagnosed, my lower right leg grew to about four times normal size and my left leg was beginning to swell also. When I had underwent treatment, I lost almost 60 lb of water weight. I am able to manage with the assistance of my wonderful wife who helps me apply compression bandaging and provides decongestive massage to keep my stomach and groin area from swelling up.  As it is, my pubic area is horribly swollen and it's frankly difficult to pee normally.

/end not so-CSB

I hope this fellow gets the surgery that he needs, but he may lose his berries as a result. Still worth it IMO, given the control this condition has over his everyday life.


I would say pics or it didn't happen but I'm afraid you'll actually have some.      sorry to hear
 
2014-05-29 03:59:10 PM  
"inverted penis"
 
2014-05-29 04:14:32 PM  

T Baggins: If you RTFA, no doctors in Australia have performed surgery similar to this before, and he doesn't want to be the first.


So he wants people to fly him someplace else to get it done? Why not have the docs there consult with the ones here, or fly a doc in to do it, or man up and be the first, so the next time someone has it, they don't have to be?

Nut up or shut up.
 
2014-05-29 05:07:47 PM  

doonerpjenkins: "inverted penis"


I'm going to go ahead and advise against a GIS on that. The first four pictures feature a lot of WTF, and when you figure out what you are actually looking at, well... let's just say it has turned me off of cock for awhile.
 
2014-05-29 05:21:40 PM  
and this week on Wide World of Sports - the 24th Annual 'Kenya 500' Elephantiasis Wheelbarrow Race...
 
2014-05-29 05:51:01 PM  
Atlanta Genital Institute

Calling Dr. Zillman,  Dr. Zillman.
 
2014-05-29 08:01:36 PM  
I feel for the guy too, but ya know, once your balls grow larger than tennis balls, you should already be looking into getting them hacked off.
They make some nice rubber replacements, knew a guy, he'd bounce his nut on a table. Freaks a guy out.
 
2014-05-29 09:16:29 PM  

poison_amy: doonerpjenkins: "inverted penis"

I'm going to go ahead and advise against a GIS on that. The first four pictures feature a lot of WTF, and when you figure out what you are actually looking at, well... let's just say it has turned me off of cock for awhile.


 How about now? Is that long enough?

/No
//damnit
 
2014-05-29 09:49:20 PM  

dstanley: poison_amy: doonerpjenkins: "inverted penis"

I'm going to go ahead and advise against a GIS on that. The first four pictures feature a lot of WTF, and when you figure out what you are actually looking at, well... let's just say it has turned me off of cock for awhile.

 How about now? Is that long enough?

/No
//damnit


I got better.
 
2014-05-29 09:53:41 PM  

The correct answer is...: it's frankly difficult to pee normally.


Aw dude, I would offer you a sympathy beer but I think it might not really be appreciated :(  Have some internet feels instead.

1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-05-29 10:54:43 PM  
Keep this guy the fark away from slatted wood chairs.
 
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