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(Yahoo)   Awkward dork with a foot fetish escapes the Friend Zone   ( divider line
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2014-05-29 01:37:37 PM  
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I've never understood everyone's attraction to her..
2014-05-29 12:19:11 PM  
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this thread smells like fedorae
2014-05-29 07:33:17 PM  
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KiltedBastich: I believe, fundamentally, in treating people the way I would wish to be treated by others. That means I approach women I am attracted to with respect and honesty. I make it clear that I am interested in her the first chance I get, but I don't invade her space, get touchy, or make an overt sexual pass until I've gotten to know her.

I don't understand people. I mean, I understand psychology, I understand WHY people do the things they do, I just don't get it. I seem to be kind of autistic or something; I don't act like them. I've spent most of my life not understanding certain social things that seem to be basic. Maybe because my family was pretty dysfunctional....OK, probably that.

So I learned a few things over the years, but geez, now it's OK for me to be an "eccentric." I'm old enough now. Take your social skills and your understanding of the human dynamic elsewhere, it's too late for me.  I give up.
2014-05-29 03:26:10 PM  
1 vote:
The Friend Zone sounds like a good name for a bar.
2014-05-29 02:38:55 PM  
1 vote:
Rex Ryan?
2014-05-29 02:14:00 PM  
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2014-05-29 12:45:38 PM  
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For Uma's sake I hope she buys good coffee and that she doesn't store dead Successful and Attractive African Americans in his garage.
2014-05-29 11:58:01 AM  
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2014-05-29 10:49:32 AM  
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LlamaGirl: That said, her feet are horrifying.

So naturally I had to Google that shiat.  They're rough, but it's probably from years of wearing heels.  Also, she's Uma Thurman, so even if she didn't have feet, that wouldn't be a dealbreaker.  Hell, she could look like a hobbit from the knees down and it wouldn't matter.
2014-05-29 09:17:57 AM  
1 vote:
There is no such thing as the friend zone.

That said, her feet are horrifying.
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