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(Yahoo)   Awkward dork with a foot fetish escapes the Friend Zone   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Quentin Tarantino, friend zones, couture, Cannes Film Festival, Pulp Fiction  
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2014-05-30 12:40:03 AM  
Didn't read the whole thread, but I'm sure every eventuality has already been explored.

Here's my armchair psychology $0.02:

if you want to have carnal relations with her, don't let time accumulate.  Make your intentions known immediately.  By immediately I mean within a week of meeting.  Be classy and confident about it, like it would be fun if she said yes but no great loss if she says no.  Appeal to what you've gleaned of her personality thus far.  Make her laugh.  Be light-hearted.  She'll either respond with reciprocal signals, or deflect and bow out.  The manner in which she deflects and bows out will be either classy or ugly, depending on the person.

Then she will either a) politely and gracefully steer clear of you or b) create false expectation of a future liason for the purpose of keeping you around as a sycophant to feed her ego.  If she hasn't slept with you within a few weeks, she isn't going to.

If she falls under a), move on.  More fish in the sea, although you just might see her show up again with renewed interest if you score with one of her friends.  That's my truck, stop playing with it, and all that.

If she falls under b), disassociate and move on quickly.
2014-05-30 10:11:17 AM  
All y'all suck. This could have been an awesome Uma thread with pics of her hotness, but NOOOOOOO...
Thanks to BATMANATEE for showing what a fedora actually is. As a middle-aged man who occasionally wears one, I never understood the hatred for it.
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